How do you wipe your arss?
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View Poll Results: How do you wipe?
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Sitting + Folded paper
111 29.84% -
Sitting + Wadded up paper
66 17.74% -
Sitting + Baby wipes
15 4.03% -
Standing + Folded paper
59 15.86% -
Standing + Wadded up paper
69 18.55% -
Standing + Baby wipes
8 2.15% -
I use the european thing which sprays your ass, bidet
10 2.69% -
**** it, I let the dingle berries build then harvest
25 6.72% -
None of the above
9 2.42%
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08-08-2008, 03:46 PM #1Registered User
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How do you wipe?
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08-08-2008, 03:55 PM #2Registered User
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It's all about the standing...lol.
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08-08-2008, 03:56 PM #3Registered User
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Right handed...
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08-08-2008, 03:56 PM #4Registered User
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with sandpaper, you can't get much smoother than that brah!
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08-08-2008, 03:57 PM #5Banned
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why the **** stand up. just lift one cheek up and wipe away. its not rocket science folks.
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08-08-2008, 03:58 PM #6Registered User
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standing folded toilet paper for the bulk
standing wipes to make sure it is squeaky clean
then standing folded toilet paper again because no one like a wet but
EDIT i make sure that when i stand up i dont get poo spread around, gotta be very aware of whats going on down thereLast edited by cactuschris26; 08-08-2008 at 04:03 PM.
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08-08-2008, 03:58 PM #7Registered User
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Seated, with paper. Used to stand but smarter now.
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08-08-2008, 03:58 PM #8anonymousGuest
Good question
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08-08-2008, 03:59 PM #91
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seated with toilet paper followed by ass wipes
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08-08-2008, 04:00 PM #10x2!Originally Posted by Jesterclause
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08-08-2008, 04:00 PM #11Registered User
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Baby wipes are great, especially if you have some issues down there from having the ****s. But you can't always use them, like when you're out. You make the best of every **** situation, if you get my drift.
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08-08-2008, 04:01 PM #12Registered User
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fold toilet paper
stand up and wipe
crunch toilet paper, shove it up my ass so it gets the rest of it
jobs a gooden
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08-08-2008, 04:03 PM #13Registered User
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I don't.
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08-08-2008, 04:17 PM #14Registered User
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Standing=more leverage, easier access. IMO.Originally Posted by ryan250
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08-08-2008, 04:22 PM #15Registered User
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Small grit?Originally Posted by koh19
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08-08-2008, 04:24 PM #16Registered User
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lmao i was just watching a movie where they were talking about this, it was funny. if you stand up to wipe then you're a ****in wierdo
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08-08-2008, 04:30 PM #17500 Internal Server Error
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Stand up
Get a toilet tissue
fold
put some soap in it
smooth and easy wipe
leaves my ass smelling nice just incase a girl wants to rim mekalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!
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08-08-2008, 04:31 PM #18LOLWUT? you put soap in your anus?Originally Posted by GuybrushThreepwood
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08-08-2008, 04:32 PM #19500 Internal Server Error
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soap in tissue then wipe
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08-08-2008, 04:33 PM #20Doesn't that leave you feeling slimy and sticky?Originally Posted by GuybrushThreepwood
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08-08-2008, 04:34 PM #21500 Internal Server Error
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no, i use carex soap, leaves me feeling fresh and satisfiedOriginally Posted by jonB89
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08-08-2008, 05:19 PM #22lmfaoOriginally Posted by GuybrushThreepwood
srsly wtf @ standing.. how? Straight legs?
wtf
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08-08-2008, 05:55 PM #23Registered User
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Your legs are bent(slightly) and you kinda use your wiping forearm to pull back the cheek. It's so much easier than trying to lean over and risk dunking your hand in the water and being all off balance and ****. LOLOriginally Posted by Resplendency
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08-08-2008, 05:59 PM #24Banned
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uhhh, I squat.. and then wipe with wadded up paper.
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08-08-2008, 06:03 PM #25i'm the real one
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brb going poop so i can further analyze.
edit: so i wipe front to back to avoid smearing any unwanted bacteria onto my girly parts.Last edited by samantha08; 08-08-2008 at 06:06 PM.
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08-08-2008, 06:04 PM #26Bagging Milk
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Standing, right handed, folder paperzz, front to back.
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08-08-2008, 06:07 PM #27Recovered Fatass
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wet cleans better..
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08-08-2008, 07:58 PM #28Registered Abuser
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Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.
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08-08-2008, 08:01 PM #29Registered User
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Girls don't poop silly.Originally Posted by samantha08
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08-08-2008, 08:04 PM #30Affably Content
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x2Originally Posted by rustywite
But for those of you boys using baby wipes on your ass, make sure that they don't have a high alcohol content which could very much irritate an already irritated *******. (my ex had ******* issues - took a **** just fine, but he was an *******)
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