AFAIK, there are normally weight limits of 220 and 240lbs for skydiving, so a lot of people aren't allowed to jump.
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03-21-2017, 11:05 AM #61Has new batteries!
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Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!
The only dangerous thing about an exercise is the person doing it.
They had the technology to rebuild me. They made me better, stronger, faster......
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03-21-2017, 12:59 PM #62I'm a Swifty Now
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Better get on that, wait another 37 years, you may need a spatula to scrape the old gals nipples of the pavement to accomplish this.Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-21-2017, 01:05 PM #63The Bringer of rain
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hard to find two willing women when you look like I do, but I have faith lolOriginally Posted by mtpockets
https://youtu.be/RGHV67vZ0MM 435lb Bench SS 7/8/17
https://youtu.be/NG0J4SFPjm0 395lb Bench Raw 12/25/17
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03-21-2017, 01:13 PM #64I love bacon.....
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Ha....have some sense of humor greenz.Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
OK....(5) more no-go's for me:
1) Never Made It Big (my music CD title) in music.
2) Never been divorced
3) Never had any kids
4) Never been in a fight or had anyone start one with me (since joining USMC - sorry to disappoint)
5) Never had a DUI or any related offense.
Ok...do carry on....Last edited by Wayne Evans; 03-21-2017 at 01:23 PM.
USMC: 1965-1969
Original music:
https://www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandID=897733
https://soundcloud.com/chulaivet1966
Videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/chulaivet/videos
Just an old guy trying to keep up his rhythm chops.
"One persons perception of good music can be another persons definition of noise"
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03-21-2017, 01:34 PM #65If you just had a million dollars.Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
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03-21-2017, 02:29 PM #66The Bringer of rain
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two million, one for each boobOriginally Posted by Brackneyc
https://youtu.be/RGHV67vZ0MM 435lb Bench SS 7/8/17
https://youtu.be/NG0J4SFPjm0 395lb Bench Raw 12/25/17
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03-21-2017, 02:35 PM #67Nihilist
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Chicks dig dudes with money.Originally Posted by Brackneyc
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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03-21-2017, 02:38 PM #68High Plains Lifter
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(1) I will never jump out of a damn plane.
Thank youHelping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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03-21-2017, 02:39 PM #69Well, not all chicks.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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03-21-2017, 02:48 PM #70Nihilist
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Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.Originally Posted by Brackneyc
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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03-21-2017, 02:49 PM #71Good point.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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03-21-2017, 03:30 PM #72The Bringer of rain
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add this to my list....Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
never won the lottohttps://youtu.be/RGHV67vZ0MM 435lb Bench SS 7/8/17
https://youtu.be/NG0J4SFPjm0 395lb Bench Raw 12/25/17
my log: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=174243471&p=1508621311#post1508621311
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03-21-2017, 04:28 PM #73Registered User
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nah, just ask.. you'd be surprised how many will help you out. Tell you what, your next drinking party ask your two long time female friends. It is not a big deal really.Originally Posted by Brackneyc
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03-21-2017, 05:15 PM #74banned
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I have never participated in a Broadway show as an actor.
But if I did, I would love to be Rafiki the monkey in "The Lion King."
This above all..
To thine ownself be true..
And it must follow, as the night the day..
Thou can'st not then be false to any man..
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Bros, my Weightlifters and Powerlifters are my credentials.
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03-21-2017, 05:18 PM #75The Bringer of rain
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why not? if I dont ask I'll never know. gonna give this a shotOriginally Posted by weiss1967
https://youtu.be/RGHV67vZ0MM 435lb Bench SS 7/8/17
https://youtu.be/NG0J4SFPjm0 395lb Bench Raw 12/25/17
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03-21-2017, 05:32 PM #76You must still be trippin.Originally Posted by weiss1967
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03-21-2017, 05:51 PM #77I'm a Swifty Now
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Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
Dark sunglasses, white cane, visit hooters!
Last edited by mtpockets; 03-21-2017 at 06:24 PM.
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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03-21-2017, 06:51 PM #78The Bringer of rain
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best idea ever!Originally Posted by mtpockets
Dark sunglasses, white cane, visit hooters!
https://youtu.be/RGHV67vZ0MM 435lb Bench SS 7/8/17
https://youtu.be/NG0J4SFPjm0 395lb Bench Raw 12/25/17
my log: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=174243471&p=1508621311#post1508621311
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