"Dude, your huge, do you workout?"
My answer: "No it's from pumping your girlfriend on the weekends"
"How can I get my arms to look like yours?"
My answer: "Try masturbating on the weekends, while i'm pumping your girlfriend"
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12-16-2005, 08:18 PM #1mOXley crueGuest
Dumbest thing you hear from non-bodybuiders
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12-16-2005, 08:26 PM #2Registered User
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Don't use supplements, just do it naturally
You don't need to go 6 days a week, nothing wrong with taking a little time off
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12-16-2005, 08:29 PM #3I would eat the cat
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Tonight a 130 pound "Certified Trainer" told me that slow leg curls would build more mass than deadlift!
Cardio is for girls and people named Lawrence.
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12-16-2005, 09:09 PM #4addicted
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hey i should introduce you to my girlfriend sometime
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12-16-2005, 09:12 PM #5★Do Work★
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i feel sorry for your friends
;$-BMB;$-
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12-16-2005, 09:14 PM #6Unquenchable Thirst
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"I dont want to start weightlifting because ill get too big" is something I hear A LOT.
-You got to TRI it before you BI it.
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12-16-2005, 09:17 PM #7Master of the Dark Arts
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Originally Posted by Benahina
Hear it all the time... "Dude, i can only go to the gym 1 time a week. Can you give me some advice? Careful though, I don't want to look like Arnold!!!"
What a coincidence! I worked out for 6 days in a row one week and grew to 6'4'' and gained 80 pounds of lean mass while dropping 20 of fat! you should've seen the stretch marks...
I'm going to kill the next person who says this... I'm waiting for it.Hate is a powerful word; I, in turn, am a powerful man, borne from it. Your fear is my strength, your insecurity, my pride. All i have ever known is loathing... You toss aside my teachings to preach of love, which you know nothing of?! I know love... Let me show you the way. Hate... Hate was my first love.
The demons are sleepless and immaterial, death is at hand, and I am weak. Lord, help me; do not let Thy creature perish, for Thou carest for me in my misery.
St. Peter of Damascus
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12-16-2005, 09:17 PM #8
"6 days a week is too much. any more than 3 (45 min seesions) a week is overtraining"
As contract killer said "dont use supplements, do it naturally"
"what's bench press?"
These all kill me!
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12-16-2005, 09:20 PM #9Unquenchable Thirst
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Actually I dont take supps and I grow fine. But I dont want to argue with you guys.
-You got to TRI it before you BI it.
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12-16-2005, 09:24 PM #10Work hard or go home
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"Why do you want to look like a man?"
Viking to the core.
Fark yew.
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12-16-2005, 09:28 PM #11I'm a guy.
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Why do youOriginally Posted by IceDragon"Why do you want to look like a man?"
Access the gun's off the earth axis
Axis of evil, the eagle will leave your hat split
Ruck flow is like "**** you, Gawd"
I don't wanna rhyme, I need a construction job
- Sean Price
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12-16-2005, 09:28 PM #12mOXley crueGuest
So what does protein do for you?
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12-16-2005, 09:29 PM #13Registered User
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the biggest thing that pisses me off is everyone's sense or lack of thereof for nutrition. It pisses me the hell off. take for example this new trans fat craze. evidently if something has 0g of trans fat( like EVERY fuking company is advertising on all their twinkies,yankee doodle,potato chips.....etc) it's okay to eat. **** that. Companys think that by displaying 0g of trans fat in big bold letters on the front of a potato chip bag with a nice pretty little green outline, it will make everyone eat their product.
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12-16-2005, 09:30 PM #14Registered User
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i eat chocolate and im in shape (says my mum who has a amssive gut"
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12-16-2005, 09:31 PM #15Registered User
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"Are you still taking that protein steroid?"
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12-16-2005, 09:31 PM #16Work hard or go home
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Originally Posted by Mrs GrudgeWhy do you
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
Viking to the core.
Fark yew.
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12-16-2005, 09:31 PM #17Registered User
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Yeah, I never understood why (some) women want to work out to the point of looking like this...
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12-16-2005, 09:35 PM #18Work hard or go home
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More like this with a bit more curve...Originally Posted by D33P THINK3RYeah, I never understood why (some) women want to work out to the point of looking like this...
Viking to the core.
Fark yew.
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12-16-2005, 09:46 PM #19Strength And Honor
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Heard it today... ''If you use supplements, you will need to use them for the rest of your life or you will lose everything''
x 1000
Some people really need to get some knowledge...Strength And Honor
''It's a lifestyle, not a 2 month project'' - Pu12en12g about bodybuilding
***PYF: The Immortal Journey***
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=1522281
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12-16-2005, 09:47 PM #20mOXley crueGuest
You know when you quit working out all that muscle will turn to fat.
You know steroids makes your dick shrink.
Or a person with 43% fat saying "I have been doing crunches everyday for a month, when will I start to see my abs?"
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12-16-2005, 10:03 PM #21Banned
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lol good photoshopping there]
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12-16-2005, 10:26 PM #22Registered User
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today, a kid in my class said that he knew a guy that could deadlift 1500 pounds. I was like there is no way dude. then some other kid walked up and was like. "dude there are people that can deadlift over a ton". I just walked away amazed at how stupid poeple can be.
max bench 325X1 315 Video ( http://www.youtube.com/user/jbrink2007?feature=chclk#p/u/0/kKFFPplNQ4c )
max squat 380X1
max deadlift 465X1
DL 420 vid from a long time ago ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZkRDZPBm4w )
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12-16-2005, 10:31 PM #23Registered User
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haha ****ing morons, and yea those people that think endless crunches at 20% bf will give them a six pack are hilariousOriginally Posted by need4muscle
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12-16-2005, 10:34 PM #24Registered User
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Whey is a steroid.
beat that.
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12-16-2005, 10:36 PM #25Registered User
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If I would've gotten R1 for every time I had a client tell me that, I'd be rich without having to personal train people 5 hours a day, 6 times a week!!
Even obese woman! "My legs get very bulky very easily, I don't want to build." Oh dear lord!!!! Now ttry explaining to them that it's fat causing that huge ass!
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12-16-2005, 10:49 PM #26Becoming a better person
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me: man you should probly cut before you start bulking up so you can trim some of that body fat off
them: no no no haha im turning the fat into muscle so it wont take as long
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Spurs - Cowboys
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12-16-2005, 10:59 PM #27Registered User
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People @ work who are amazed that I take the steps, 6 flights instead of using the elevator several X's a day & that I lift after work up (as late as 10pm) even tho' I'm beat....& they wonder why I'm "in shape" or "can stay skinny"
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12-16-2005, 11:05 PM #28Registered User
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All you guys have to do is go to the female bodybuilding forum and you will see some funny stuff. My favorite one is the girl who said that her traps were getting too big after only working out for 3 months. She wanted to know why they got so big since she didn't do deadlifts, cleans, or any pulls.
Maybe she was shrugging her shoulders everytime someone asked her why she wasn't doing any pulling exercises and that is how her traps got so big.
Another popular one is the girls who won't squat anymore because it is making their legs too big. What they don't tell you is that their top squat was 50lbs before they quit.
When I was teaching an adult ed weightlifting class, a new girl came in who I knew, and she had just lost over 80lbs and wanted to start lifting. She worked out for 2 weeks and quit because she said she was getting too big and muscular. It's a good thing that the walls were padded because I spent about a half an hour banging my head against it.
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12-16-2005, 11:06 PM #29
WHAT THE ****??? that's a woman with a man's chest!!!!
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12-16-2005, 11:17 PM #30lift big eat big get big
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One of my friends saw me drinking a protien shake and said, "I'm dissappointed. I thought you were all natural."
Other friends think I'm obsessed just because I follow a set routine in the gym and have an actual workout schedule. When I ask them how they workout, they reply, "Oh I just go to the gym when I have time and do whatever I feel like. A little bit of everything." Then they wonder why after months of "doing whatever" they look the same, even though they're taking enough protien shakes to feed a small country.In the final arena there will be no judges, only witnesses to my greatness
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