RANT: Google Maps said turn left?

[medjen]

Is this Lencho's place?





Rant History

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-09-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back / Proudly sponsored by Aqua Beowulf. Pure sparkling rant water. - darinaldi, 10-09-2012 to 11-28-2012
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach, 10-8-2012 to 1-16-2013

2013
RANT: MrMrBill vs. The Law - The Clone Wars? - kvk1, 1-16-2013 to 3-1-2013
RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters - Drekkor, 3-1-2013 to 4-22-2013
RANT: It’s not just a thread, it’s an Ethos. The Rant abides, Dude. - VoxExMachina, 4-22-2013 to 6-10-2013
RANT: Sarcasm-o-Plasmic Haipertophy For The Masses / RANT: Roll 2d20 to Enter the Dungeon of Hypertrophy - SkydogGinsberg, 6-10-2013 to 8-12-2013
RANT: RANT: It's coming up on a decade. We really can't think of a title anymore. / RANT: Are you a jock nerd, regular nerd or a Freppy hybrid? Getcha nerds ready. / The GrandMatriarchs are angered, all your Golden Cookies are belong to us - kvk1, 8-12-2013 to 10-25-2013
RANT: Farley's Fantastic Fantasy Football Forecast Fapfest / The one where they fight about Fantasy Football on the internet / This one sucks more than the last one / What good! Dad! Train your son in order that he is a champion! - Hishiad, 10-25-2013 to 01-27-2014

2014
RANT: What sort of ranter are you?/RANT: "You are entering a judgment free zone." -TAAB - theshoupguy, 01-27-2014 to 05-21-20014
RANT: Google Maps said turn left? - medjen, 5-21-2014-Present

[ZoranM]

op is a *******

[medjen]

op is a *******

Aren't they all...

[TheMadPhysicist]

Yet the rant goes on

Aren't they all...

[Dominik]

O, lettuce be serious

With 5 minutes left and LeBroner on 12 points you were thinking about the Heat going down 2-0.

[darinaldi]

Great thread.

[TheMadPhysicist]

[Final_Rep]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[darinaldi]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[darinaldi]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[darinaldi]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/815021264.gif?1381707575[img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fGAHxci.jpg[img]

If it's a boy I am thinking of naming him David.

[darinaldi]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[darinaldi]

If it's a boy I am thinking of naming him David.

[Farley1324]

lol

[Dominik]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

Now your cryptic message last night makes sense. Congratulations.

You have family close by? If your girlfriend is a patient person and she gets some help from your/her family, you should fare okay in terms of sleep, etc. As I said to Manly, the best approach there is working in shifts where you might look after the baby until midnight while your girlfriend sleeps and then she takes over.

Mine have taken a steamroller to my life, but I see it as a small sacrifice in the grand scheme of things. I had no idea it was something I'd ever be competent at but I can look after two around the clock without help.

[BluntD]

RANT: Frustration About Training Ignorance, So I Threw Down The Gauntlet

[Final_Rep]

Now your cryptic message last night makes sense. Congratulations.

You have family close by? If your girlfriend is a patient person and she gets some help from your/her family, you should fare okay in terms of sleep, etc. As I said to Manly, the best approach there is working in shifts where you might look after the baby until midnight while your girlfriend sleeps and then she takes over.

Mine have taken a steamroller to my life, but I see it as a small sacrifice in the grand scheme of things. I had no idea it was something I'd ever be competent at but I can look after two around the clock without help.

Thank you. I figured you saw that post last night and were wondering what I meant

Right now I have basically no family nearby and neither does she. That is going to change though, around the time the baby should be coming, so it's all good. Even if not I think we can manage.

We haven't told the families yet. I think it'll be a dual announcement. We're getting married, and we're pregnant. Or maybe: we're pregnant, and we're getting married.

We've been together 5 years so in my mind the marriage part is just a formality.

[Hishiad]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

Couldn't just let Manly have his thunder could you???




Also congrats!


Name him Robert Edward so he can sign things R.E.Tarr

[medjen]

Congrats, Frep

[darinaldi]

In after Blunt.

[Miketoc]

after after

[medjen]

after after

[ZoranM]

Congrats, Frep!

Hope he/she takes after his mommy.

[Dominik]

We've been together 5 years

Certainly long enough to make a decision like that.

You're lucky to have someone who you can travel with, shares similar interests and is supportive of what you do.

[Tyrbolift]

How about a 1st page worthy post:

It looks like Frep is going to be a father.

[7Seconds]

Kids are exhausting. It's amazing any of them get past the age of seven without being murdered by their parents.

Congratulations.

[darinaldi]

I sincerely hope that the fetus takes after the mother or that she has an elective C-section, because that giant fucking head will dislocate her pelvis and cause a fourth-degree perineal tear.

[Orlando1234977]

O, lettuce be serious

With 5 minutes left and LeBroner on 12 points you were thinking about the Heat going down 2-0.

Actually I was thinking, pass the courvoisier.

+

Defense.

chat more sat

[PapaBurgandy]

In, congrats, Frep.