RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters

[Drekkor]

RANT HISTORY

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-8-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back - darinaldi, 10-8-2012 to 11-28-2012
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach, 11-28-2012 to 1-16-2013

2013
RANT: MrMrBill vs. The Law - The Clone Wars? - kvk1, 1-16-2013 to 3-1-2013
RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters Drekkor 3-1-2013 to Present

[VoxExMachina]

Is this real life?

[theshoupguy]

7nd

&posts below this are being teabagged lolmaolol

[PeterGibbons316]

Is this just fantasy?

edit: damnit, shoup'd

[medjen]

page one


in b4 Cuthbert

[Drekkor]

Is this just fantasy?

edit: damnit, shoup'd

I want to ride my bicycle, I want ride my bike

[theshoupguy]

I want to ride my bicycle, I want ride my bike

Can you do it with no handlebars?

[Farley1324]

ugh

[VoxExMachina]

This is at least the 33rd Rant, not counting how ever many occurred in 2006.

[Drekkor]

Can you do it with no handlebars?

darnaldi can, I have my bike in the back of my mustang though... it's been there since august, I should probably get it out and check the tires and such.

[theshoupguy]

page one


in b4 Cuthbert

It is time for a new heavenly blessed beauty.

Doc Turdco will forgive.

[Drekkor]

Went to the grocery a few days ago, walked into the fruit and vegetable section and most of the fruits were miscolored and as big as my hand. Like wtf is wrong with america and all these gmos

[chazzy1864]

wooot! New Rant. Haven't even caught up on the old one yet.

[chazzy1864]

Coincidentally, Queen Bicycle came across the speakers in my gym, just after ol' Kenny Loggins took me through the Danger Zone. I could think of no better way to warm up.

Too bad it was wasted on a deload session.

[Drekkor]

wooot! New Rant. Haven't even caught up on the old one yet.

Dude, you are slipping in your old age.

[chazzy1864]

Dude, you are slipping in your old age.

I was stuck at work with no interwebs.Just finally got a connection. Returned to 35 missed chat messages from Shouples in steam.

[Drekkor]

I was stuck at work with no interwebs.Just finally got a connection. Returned to 35 missed chat messages from Shouples in steam.

What games are yah doing? I recently recreated a steam account for BL2, but haven't really delved into gaming that much lately.

[PeterGibbons316]

My productivity has been cut in half by having two active Rants going at once.

[darinaldi]

Great thread.

[chazzy1864]

What games are yah doing? I recently recreated a steam account for BL2, but haven't really delved into gaming that much lately.

Lately I've just been playing a game called Warlock: Master of the Arcane. It is sort of like Civ 5 but apparently takes place in the "ardania" universe. It is good time waster at work.

FOr the short stint I was in the states I was tearing up BL2 as well. I'm about tired of this damn contract and have been desperately trying to get back to teh states so i can have my tower again and game some more.

[Drekkor]

It is good time waster at work.

You still working for the government? Please tell me your job is on the list for this budget cut...

[Hishiad]

Toc'd????

[GREENFEATHER]

Car54 WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?1?

[theshoupguy]

Toc'd????

No.

[chazzy1864]

You still working for the government? Please tell me your job is on the list for this budget cut...

Haha yeah I'm still attached to Gov't work. This contract isn't on the budget cut list. It isn't a big enough spender to really be on the radar of those meetings.

[jmonty]

I'm glad active duty pay is free from the risk of sequestration.


Dat 02-E mmmm hmmmmm

[Farley1324]

So is Hank Hill's driveway in his front yard...or his backyard?

[theshoupguy]

Haha yeah I'm still attached to Gov't work. This contract isn't on the budget cut list. It isn't a big enough spender to really be on the radar of those meetings.

A lot of the contracts I work alongside are on the list. Big cuts for just about everyone in our industry.

I still seriously wonder how it is that the politicians that are supposed to figure this sh!t out (all while getting insane salaries and benefits for life) are completely unaffected. That irks me quite a bit. And their 200+ off/"recess" days? Fck.

[chazzy1864]

A lot of the contracts I work alongside are on the list. Big cuts for just about everyone in our industry.

I still seriously wonder how it is that the politicians that are supposed to figure this sh!t out (all while getting insane salaries and benefits for life) are completely unaffected. That irks me quite a bit. And their 200+ off/"recess" days? Fck.

yep, seems like tons of budget space could be cleared there.

Somehow SS and military/police pensions/retirement are always quick to be brought up about being cut/discontinued due to budget. Not theirs though. :-/

[Hishiad]

So is Hank Hill's driveway in his front yard...or his backyard?

Thank you Commander Semantics.

You know exactly what I meant and it's quite obvious this is a single issue discussion for you.

Keep driving that rhetoric you've been pumping out for the past 2-3 months. You have done/are doing unbelievable damage to your long term position.