should i go out with this semi milf tonight? yes, pics

[drinkmilk]

met her on a dating site. conversation hasn't been sexual or sexually suggestive at all. i asked her to a wine bar by my house for some drinks. honestly i would feel kind of weird sitting across from a 38 year old but im sure the wine will help me get over that. do you think she knows the deal? best course of action in order to get her back to my place?


She just left my house.... Update: Post 65

[bzman]

Go, have some decent conversation, get a few wine servings in her, ask her to come abck to your place which is near by, smash. pretty simple OP. A woman her age doesnt go on a date if she doesn't want to smash

[onelifenoregret]

I used to have a thing for milfs, but then I realized that most milfs these days are under the legal age....... feelsbadman.jpg

brb Teen Mom

[drinkmilk]

Go, have some decent conversation, get a few wine servings in her, ask her to come abck to your place which is near by, smash. pretty simple OP. A woman her age doesnt go on a date if she doesn't want to smash

thats what im thinking. im 23, shes 38. shes gotta know the deal....

[KyBrah32]

shes down to fuk just play it cool then casually ask her to come back to your place for a nightcap

[WHEYcant]

I used to have a thing for milfs, but then I realized that most milfs these days are under the legal age....... feelsbadman.jpg

brb Teen Mom

Lol. Aware. Also, go for it OP.

[Dan62]

Not bad brah, GL. Give us updates after

[MikeyH83]

I'd run it till it's raw.... report back tomorrow.

[Vexidi]

I see a lot of milfs brah and I can tell you by looking at that one, she suck a mean dink.

[eternalprimate]

thats what im thinking. im 23, shes 38. shes gotta know the deal....

Do it man! Lets think about the two possible outcomes:

1. Things go great and you get her sloppy and then you take her home and you get sloppy all over her.
2. Things go terrible and she's a nutso and you just want to leave the date. Now you can just troll the sloot and give The Misc and your friends an awesome story for later.

[cunfewzed]

age=38
found=dating site

smash=yes

[TheSaltyAngus]

would grab hold of her angus and ravage till it hurts

[blue_kirby]

[SpaceUnicorn]

Low standards are low. Look at the second pic, and how awkward her body shape is even in tight jeans. Now, imagine taking those off and letting the fat spill out across your sheets. I'd rather gargle bees.

[DualRectifier]

Found another pic of her OP, I say go for it

[drinkmilk]

alright misc, plans at in full effect. we're meeting at 6. its about 2pm right now in my time zone

[acquadiice]

go for it OP, dem teddies of peace

[Ajos90]

op gonna get sperm jacked

[biggoron]

age=38
found=dating site

smash=yes

^ this ^

in for updates

[Trapstar4.4]

what else are you doing with your life? just do it

[cablesbrah]

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[JanithMcShawn]

Ok, the entirety of the replies to this post are WORTHLESS.
Here's what you do buddy:
pre-drink, like 2-3 shots worth throughout the 1 hour prior to the meeting.
She's an older gal, she's basically immune to seduction, and i'm simply going to assume that you're a badiator when it comes to females.
THIS IS YOUR PLAN:
a) Get to the place. Compliment her on her looks: "Hnnng, you look even better in person."
She will reply with a programmed response: "giggle/laugh" --> you start off on a good feet.
Then sit down, or wtv. Order drinks, older women have been through life dawg, so they've talked about like a bunch of chit before.
Steer the conversation towards HER: get her yapping about HER day, etc.
DO NOT give her advice, WHATEVER YOU DO- I REPEAT- DO NOT give her advice. Just listen and COMMENT on her chit,
i.e. I sucked 2 ***'s, you could say "oh, BBCs, I've heard about those"; let her keep yapping.
She WILL try to get you talking, BE MYSTERIOUS; answer her questions vaguely/keep going back to her ->
tip for getting the conversation back to her: compliment/observational statements
REMEMBER THE THING WITH COMPLIMENTS IS: you're NOT trying to sleep with her, you're just TRYING to make her FEEL GOOD.
Like, if you see your friend wearing a nice shirt, and you genuinely like it, you'll tell him "dude that shirt looks sick" -> that's the kind of vibe you wanna give her when you're complimenting her.
Get her drunk bro, and I mean SMASHED -> white wine AND transition into bolder, more tannin containing wines (pinot noirs/cabernet's): wine goes down easy when the conversation is flowing (hehehe, as in as she's going on and on about her life, she'll take sips throughout).
For girls to get drunk, it takes like 4-6 glasses [servings] usually.
TRANSITIONING TO HOME
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ask her to go home with you or whatever.
Tell her that you're learning to cook and that you're hungry. Tell her you wanna make her taste something that she'll never forget (say it with obvious sexual innuendo tonality [kind of voice]) but if she tries to go back to sexuality, DIVERGE DIVERGE DIVERGE. The trick with older girls is that you have to make it look like you DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH THEM. That it's just "extra" and that it's similar to golfing or doing the laundry, just an activity like all the others.
When you get home, put on the TV [hopefully you got a couch/TV]. Have a good movie ready, like The Notebook [tell her that nobody knows this about you, but you're a sucker for romantic movies] or a comedy. No action/thriller/etc.
Side-note: I recently saw a movie called Prince of Tides, it's SICK. If you're confident enough, put on that movie and just confidently assert that you've wanted to watch this movie in a long time.
Once home, you gotta have more alcohol handy, have like a girly-drink (i.e. margaritas or vodka-cran & something more manly for yourself) and cook something for her.
The HARDEST PART is getting her in the mood, bro, you gotta set it up. It'll take skill dawg, older women aren't called cougars for nothing ***** they prey on young fools like yourself.
How do you set it up? You get her thinking about it: look at her INTENSELY and then look at her lips, and then make a face like HNNNNGG! and resume watching the movie. Or like, look at her teddies but make it obvious and APOLOGIZE for doing it.
And once it starts, TEASE her dawg. You gotta tease the chit out of her to smash that. Like go SLOW, SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW.
GL *******

EDIT: FOR THE LOVE OF THOR, if a silence occurs - DO NOT make it awkward, just be RELAX. Think of your "outing" or "date" as a place wherein YOU can enjoy wine. She's simply an accessory to the ambiance you desire. But don't treat her like that, just THINK about it like that. So if it gets quiet, you're there to drink wine dawg and ENJOY yourself. You don't gotta constantly be talking to enjoy wine, nomsaying?

[Rockchalk0420]

If she is 38 and you're really 23...theres only one thing she is looking for, and it isn't friendship...If she is down to hangout, she wants to bang. You can't get more obvious than that.

[jonB89]

That ass looks delicious...

[Dormtrooper]

The fuk....how can someone be a semi-milf?

[VTheKing]

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Go hunt that down bro

[illriginalized]

I used to have a thing for milfs, but then I realized that most milfs these days are under the legal age....... feelsbadman.jpg

brb Teen Mom

roflmao.

[EnderG60]

would

[Trinidad1969]

met her on a dating site. conversation hasn't been sexual or sexually suggestive at all. i asked her to a wine bar by my house for some drinks. honestly i would feel kind of weird sitting across from a 38 year old but im sure the wine will help me get over that. do you think she knows the deal? best course of action in order to get her back to my place?

Escalate the convo to sex now, but do it in a way that seems non judgemental or aggressive, just offer yourself as a fun distraction for her.

MILFs are usually a lot more secure in their sexuality and will likely end up just ordering you to come round an phuck her.

Source: done this many times.

Go for it OP, she cute and curvy, nice little sex piggy

[captainhorseboy]

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