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Thread: RANT: i am obese and on a phone
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11-28-2012, 11:52 AM #1
RANT: i am obese and on a phone
Last edited by therorschach; 11-28-2012 at 12:00 PM.
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11-28-2012, 11:55 AM #2
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1th!!!
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11-28-2012, 11:56 AM #3
Not gonna give Drek his turn?
☠ By reading this post, you have agreed to my negative reputation terms of service.
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11-28-2012, 11:57 AM #4
No computers and Science topics?
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11-28-2012, 11:58 AM #5
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The title was one actually discussed recently in here. it came up after Hish and A2m perpetually posted typos while using their phone & obesity levels as valid excuses for them.
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11-28-2012, 11:59 AM #6
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11-28-2012, 12:07 PM #8
In before Dorito jokes.
Damn it. medjen'd.I remove my shirt to poop crew
Hookey Pookey crew
Captain Funpants' Poop Log of Excellence:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146431903
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11-28-2012, 12:25 PM #9
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Fantastic!
+ I plugged my Samsung phone into my Macbook and cackled.
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11-28-2012, 12:42 PM #13
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This Rant title copied my blog name :-(
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11-28-2012, 12:50 PM #14
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11-28-2012, 12:52 PM #16
16th ya no count bastages. Vox, you ever put chup on a steak at my table and I'll cut out yer ovaries.
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11-28-2012, 12:59 PM #18
Not even through one page and already on track to be the worst Rant to date.
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11-28-2012, 01:04 PM #23
"Mr. Lenco, you can't tell me Ka'Monica don't look like she gonna end up bein' a stripper!"
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11-28-2012, 01:09 PM #27
Lencho, srs question: Does working in education cause you to fear for the future of humanity?
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