The Rant needs no introduction. Anyone posting in this thread can and will be mercilessly mocked and negged.
RANT HISTORY
2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006
2006
Thread Deletion Era
2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008
2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009
2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010
2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011
2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012
2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-8-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back - darinaldi, 10-8-2012 to CURRENT
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10-08-2012, 08:38 PM #1
- Join Date: Oct 2007
- Location: Oregon, United States
- Age: 87
- Posts: 15,286
- Rep Power: 126844
RANT: Proudly sponsored by Aqua Beowulf. Pure sparkling rant water.
Last edited by darinaldi; 10-09-2012 at 08:25 AM.
***Anyone With "Crew" in Their Signature Sucks Balls Crew***
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10-08-2012, 08:42 PM #2
Winner
My Journal (RIP 05/11 - 09/13):
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=134256491
DIY Plyo Boxes:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=151765733
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10-08-2012, 08:50 PM #3
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10-08-2012, 08:51 PM #4
Welcome, fellow ranters, lovers of culture and the arts:
"It seems like your goal is not to help."
log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=147517853&p=960218773&viewfull=1#post960218773
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10-08-2012, 08:53 PM #5
It's been a while since I've been on the first page of one of these. There is still time for Dom to delete this post, I guess
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Crede quod habes, et habes.
Believe that you have it, and you have it.
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10-08-2012, 09:10 PM #6
1th
inb4 fantasy football talk
inb4 kvk and chuzzle
#inb4penisthe crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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10-08-2012, 09:11 PM #7
One star, wtf is this sorcery?
Show yourselves and be negged in the fcking face, nay-sayers!the crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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10-08-2012, 09:13 PM #8
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: Cumming, Georgia, United States
- Posts: 130,807
- Rep Power: 564605
Dammit I'm slow
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10-08-2012, 09:15 PM #9
And finally...
the crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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10-08-2012, 09:18 PM #10
Last edited by Hola Bola; 10-08-2012 at 09:23 PM.
Audentis Fortuna Iuvat
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10-08-2012, 10:27 PM #11
Elevenst post
Hey, I found out today that when I use the black forum background, it "remembers" me and I no longer have to log in every time.
Go figure.Time To Re-Schedule
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10-08-2012, 10:35 PM #12
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: Cumming, Georgia, United States
- Posts: 130,807
- Rep Power: 564605
Darkside > all
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10-08-2012, 11:27 PM #13
- Join Date: Jan 2006
- Location: Lakeland, Florida, United States
- Age: 39
- Posts: 55,577
- Rep Power: 179271
I approve of these posts.
Shouples, who was teh 3rd chick?
I logged in this morning, going to post that OSU video game marching band. But it was already posted. If you guys have not seen it, you need to correct this issue. It is awesome.-
Alchemist of Alcohol
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Journal: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=126418493
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10-08-2012, 11:29 PM #14
- Join Date: Mar 2008
- Location: Cumming, Georgia, United States
- Posts: 130,807
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I went back into the WP section.
What is wrong with people?
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10-08-2012, 11:29 PM #15
Everyone on these fukcing rants just neg if you dont rant, what if i dont wanna rant? /rant
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10-08-2012, 11:37 PM #16
- Join Date: Jan 2006
- Location: Lakeland, Florida, United States
- Age: 39
- Posts: 55,577
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Matt Schaub can lick my taint this week. His only TD went to f*cking Owen Daniels.This week was not good for me. Lost one league by a single point. The league I was undefeated in, I just lost by 2 points.
Chicago defense can lick my taint. Marques Colston can lick my taint.
+ WTF is up with Andre Johnson only having a single catch for 15 yards?!? Come on Andre!!-
Alchemist of Alcohol
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10-08-2012, 11:39 PM #17
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10-08-2012, 11:39 PM #18
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10-08-2012, 11:42 PM #19
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10-09-2012, 12:07 AM #20
A Rant by Darinaldi??
bb.com, a place that turned Deadlift into a forearm isolation exercise
and a place where 99% of 21 year olds have bad back and knees.
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10-09-2012, 12:15 AM #21
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10-09-2012, 01:50 AM #22
- Join Date: Jan 2006
- Location: Lakeland, Florida, United States
- Age: 39
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Wow! I <3 D'Will after his tweet in response to lots of irate fantasy owners following his 6 yard effort against Seattle:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fantas...--fantasy.html-
Alchemist of Alcohol
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10-09-2012, 02:20 AM #23
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10-09-2012, 02:39 AM #24
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10-09-2012, 03:36 AM #25
It's going to take a long time to get used to an 8k post limit, I think.
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10-09-2012, 03:42 AM #26
We've gotten used to 80% of the posts being about fantasy football so I think we'll be okay.
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10-09-2012, 03:57 AM #27
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10-09-2012, 04:03 AM #28
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10-09-2012, 04:08 AM #29
Made roughly 7 quarts of chili on Sunday.
The last two days it's been below 60 degrees. Low today in the 40s.
Had I known my northern cookin' skills would've brought down the weather from the yukon, I would've done it much sooner.
Nevertheless... fck yeah.the crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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10-09-2012, 04:57 AM #30
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