What is the nutrition content of 1 piece of paper?

[user179143]

Ok well my friend thinks it has fiber in paper, is this true?

What happens if you eat paper?
How many cals does it have? Protein? Carbs?

Does it matter if you eat colored paper? Lined Paper? Glossy Paper?

Then we get into the matter of CARDBOARD PAPER, I think the thickness would equal to more fiber particles no.

Is paper a slow-digesting carb? Is it fast-digesting?

Is it suitable for a PWO MEAL? Is it a high or low GI?

Can someone please post the nutritional content of these different items.
Thx, all help is appreciated.

[onelonglizard]

what does it matter? are you going to eat paper? try some oats tastes much better and its high in fiber.

[user179143]

im just wondering, its fairly easy to blend paper, so if its more nutritious then oats, then im switching.

[bradroche]

Ok well my friend thinks it has fiber in paper, is this true?

What happens if you eat paper?
How many cals does it have? Protein? Carbs?

Does it matter if you eat colored paper? Lined Paper? Glossy Paper?

Then we get into the matter of CARDBOARD PAPER, I think the thickness would equal to more fiber particles no.

Is paper a slow-digesting carb? Is it fast-digesting?

Is it suitable for a PWO MEAL? Is it a high or low GI?

Can someone please post the nutritional content of these different items.
Thx, all help is appreciated.

If you eat paper, not much will happen, you may get a paper cut on your mouth or anus.

It has 0 cals, 0 protein, 0 net carbs.

I would think that the colored / glossy paper would contain chemicals, regular white paper would be a healthier choice.

Cardboard paper will be the same, thickness wont affect its content, just the weight will probably be heavier, so more fiber.

It is undigestible. It's GI will be around 0.

Its not suitable for a PWO meal because the fiber will slow down absorbtion of other nutrients. If eaten I would eat it with a complex carb source. a fat source, and a protein source for a regular meal.

The nutritional content is 100% undigestible fiber. It is not considered a good source of any other nutrients.

My main source of paper is when I have frozen pizza for a cheat and forget to take the cardboard off the bottom. Ive noticed that when I consume the cardboard I feel full longer, most likely due to the increased fiber intake.

I hope that helps.

[jf1]

paper is made from wood fiber.
wood fiber is cellulose; cellulose can not be digested by humans (cows and horses etc can).
since it ca not be digested it has no caloric value (to humans), but has the benefits of dietary fiber; promote GI motility etc...

oats contain fiber but also carbohydrate.
there are much better ways to get fiber in the diet than eating paper!

whole grains, fruits and vegetables...

[SteR-]

it's wood you spanner, why don't you go eat a tree?

[Death From Above]

the cardboard has a lot more substance and due to the non refined grains has a lot more fiber, the white paper has a higher GI.

[Struct09]

Depends what you write on it

[kennethcr]

im just wondering, its fairly easy to blend paper, so if its more nutritious then oats, then im switching.

wtf?

tape yourself blending paper and milk and load it to youtube, dont forget to give us the link...

[grapemaster]

why are you wasting peoples time take this to the misc.

[justsublime]

actually paper does have calories... but they are useless to humans because we cannot digest them

calorie is a measurment of energy, so paper does contain them

mythbusters actually did a test on cardboard macros

[onelonglizard]

I like my paper sauted with mushrooms and garlic sauce...mmmmm

[tpastrata]

This thread is retarded. I feel dumber just for posting in it.

[user178944]

you would burn more calories eating it then there are in it...just like iceburg lettuce

[IraHays]

The real question here is Where humans meant to eat paper?

Our distant relatives, the goat, can consume large amounts of paper in the wild.

We do have the front teeth needed for tearing paper and the back teeth needed for grinding the paper.

This may require some more research.

[Dave P]

I cant believe im saying this but...


Do a damn search this topic has been discussed before

[naten186]

So would paper be good to eat with something that has tons of fructose in it? like a banana?

PAPER-BANANA SMOOTHIE


reps for the topic dude, i lol'd

[grapemaster]

The real question here is Where humans meant to eat paper?

Our distant relatives, the goat, can consume large amounts of paper in the wild.

We do have the front teeth needed for tearing paper and the back teeth needed for grinding the paper.

This may require some more research.

lol... wonder if anybody else caught that given the ongoing retarded other thread....

[IraHays]

lol... wonder if anybody else caught that given the ongoing retarded other thread....

Haha. Just the fact that one other of my fat loving brethren saw it made it worth the effort.

Edit: I can't stay away from that "other" thread. It's like a train wreck, I have to watch!

[eiker_ir]

lol


that's all sorry

[Richie_Awesome]

If you eat paper, not much will happen, you may get a paper cut on your mouth or anus.

It has 0 cals, 0 protein, 0 net carbs.

I would think that the colored / glossy paper would contain chemicals, regular white paper would be a healthier choice.

Cardboard paper will be the same, thickness wont affect its content, just the weight will probably be heavier, so more fiber.

It is undigestible. It's GI will be around 0.

Its not suitable for a PWO meal because the fiber will slow down absorbtion of other nutrients. If eaten I would eat it with a complex carb source. a fat source, and a protein source for a regular meal.

The nutritional content is 100% undigestible fiber. It is not considered a good source of any other nutrients.

My main source of paper is when I have frozen pizza for a cheat and forget to take the cardboard off the bottom. Ive noticed that when I consume the cardboard I feel full longer, most likely due to the increased fiber intake.

I hope that helps.

Did anyone else lol like I did? Great read

[OzStriker]

Paper is good for cutting.

[Hunterchilla]

If you eat paper, not much will happen, you may get a paper cut on your mouth or anus.

It has 0 cals, 0 protein, 0 net carbs.

I would think that the colored / glossy paper would contain chemicals, regular white paper would be a healthier choice.

Cardboard paper will be the same, thickness wont affect its content, just the weight will probably be heavier, so more fiber.

It is undigestible. It's GI will be around 0.

Its not suitable for a PWO meal because the fiber will slow down absorbtion of other nutrients. If eaten I would eat it with a complex carb source. a fat source, and a protein source for a regular meal.

The nutritional content is 100% undigestible fiber. It is not considered a good source of any other nutrients.

My main source of paper is when I have frozen pizza for a cheat and forget to take the cardboard off the bottom. Ive noticed that when I consume the cardboard I feel full longer, most likely due to the increased fiber intake.

I hope that helps.

you literally made me LOL
hahah reps when i go green ;p

[Tejmik]

Paper is good for cutting.

You can buy paper by the "bulk" too. so it must be good for bulking as well as cutting.

[kylemmmmhoyt]

mmmm, I fancy a good piece of loose leaf every once in a while. funny thread. i imagine paper is high glycemic though.

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