BRB
cannot watch MTV
he man,smurfs 98% of other cartoons are the devil..cannot watch
bible study everynight
going to weird church's that speak in tongues,revivals, outdoor church's
brb dad telling me no such thing as santa claus etc because preacher told him to
brb being broke but giving church half of our money
brb
i hate religion now
i troll religious nuts for the lul's now
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10-04-2010, 10:42 AM #1Banned
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ITT we grew up with religious parents
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10-04-2010, 10:44 AM #2Ph.D Broscience
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brb, going to hell.
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10-04-2010, 10:45 AM #3♖♞Atheist Warlord♞♖
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you just hate your parents. get over yourself. are you seriously pissed that your dad didn't convince you of santa clause?
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arguing with a socialist is like arguing with a religious zealot. it's what comes from having a more feminine, emotional mind, rather than a masculine rational mind IMO.
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10-04-2010, 10:45 AM #4Registered User
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lol sucks to be you. I remember when I was a kid our teacher tried to force us to prayer and my mum flipped sh*t and came down the school to have a go at the bitch
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10-04-2010, 10:46 AM #5unRegistered User
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brb not religious anymore cause i woke up from the brainwashing. u mad? come at me bros!!
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10-04-2010, 10:46 AM #6brb, all of that, don't want to think of any others cause I'll just get pissed offOriginally Posted by slackjaw33
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10-04-2010, 10:46 AM #7wow
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brb, oh wait my parents have a brain
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10-04-2010, 10:47 AM #8The **** You Gonna Do?
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lmaooo this.Originally Posted by Bubblebath Gorilla
<3 http://i.imgur.com/pnCvw.gif <3
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10-04-2010, 10:48 AM #9Registered User
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BoomOriginally Posted by Bubblebath Gorilla
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10-04-2010, 10:48 AM #10Mo' Money Mo' Problems
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Cause:
brb going to christian school
brb having church/chapel/bible class 6 days a week
brb becoming sheltered
Effect:
brb rebelling
brb going to bible class high
brb getting thrown out of class for asking "if god didnt want me to smoke marijuana why did he put it on earth?"
brb realizing science makes a helluva lot more sense than any sort of religion."Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself."
-T.S. Eliot
"When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be."
-Lao Tzu
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10-04-2010, 10:49 AM #11Banned
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hey man i love santa claus to this very day and i want to believe in him soo bad!Originally Posted by Hagakure24
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10-04-2010, 10:49 AM #12One-Man Wolf Pack
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brb, having pot smoking metalheads for parents that encouraged interest in the occult.
The assassins of freedom tend the burning of truth.
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10-04-2010, 10:50 AM #13Registered User
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brb dad grew up in a religious family
brb moms fam didnt care about religious
brb moms agnostic, dads an atheist, im a hardcore atheist.Live.laugh.love.2o1o<3
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10-04-2010, 10:52 AM #14Registered User
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oh lawd...
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10-04-2010, 10:52 AM #15Banned
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location:californiaOriginally Posted by BobDaNob
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10-04-2010, 10:55 AM #16Registered User
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brb would rather believe in God then to live unbelieving and dying to find out he's real. wut
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10-04-2010, 10:59 AM #17Message Board King
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This.Originally Posted by Bubblebath Gorilla
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10-04-2010, 11:04 AM #18Registered User
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LMAO, see, its stuff like that, that the religious nuts have no reply to, so they get all pissed off and change the subject asap.Originally Posted by gibsonfan57
Also the last sentence is truth.
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10-04-2010, 11:07 AM #19
BRB not knowing what sex was until I was like 10
BRB if I keep biting my nails God will stop making them grow
BRB if you don't believe in God you'll be tortured for eternity
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10-04-2010, 11:09 AM #20Registered User
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brb my parents are religious and what is this?
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10-04-2010, 11:11 AM #21Poster above me is a phag
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not so much me... but definitly my girlfriend
BRB, watching my gfs mom get mad when my gf even touches my hand
brb, gf's mom thinks her daughter is still a virginMisc'in since '07
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10-04-2010, 11:11 AM #22Registered User
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brb and I thought growing up mormon was bad. your parents sound crazy
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10-04-2010, 11:19 AM #23Banned
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debatable..Originally Posted by BrbTransformin
my pops used to be a buddist before he found christ
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10-04-2010, 11:25 AM #24Registered User
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brb chuch every sunday
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10-04-2010, 11:29 AM #25
BRB Age of Empires is banned from home; priests can convert, = demonic
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10-04-2010, 11:31 AM #26unregistered user
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age: 31Originally Posted by slackjaw33
inb4 age: 42 or however old it saysn4l
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10-04-2010, 11:32 AM #27Banned
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what?Originally Posted by JPA1384
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10-04-2010, 11:32 AM #28٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶
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Originally Posted by bfresh31
brb pascal's wager and all its tons of flawsOriginally Posted by TheSportUK
RIP Slash_ aka Tim- 06/28/1989 - 02/08/2013 <3
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10-04-2010, 11:34 AM #29Registered User
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Wut.Originally Posted by bfresh31
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%...i-Pascal_wager
"Suppose we grant that there is indeed some small chance that god exists. Nevertheless, it could be said that you will lead a better, fuller life if you bet on his not existing, than if you bet on his existing and therefore squander your precious time on worshipping him, sacrificing to him, fighting and dying for him, etc."
brb my mom's too intelligent to fall for the church's thousands-year-old scheme.
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10-04-2010, 11:35 AM #30assthetics
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brb gotta change the channel cuz ravishing rick rude is on
Excuse me, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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