Omegle.com Post your epic convos

[DhavokBoss]

no I win this chick from jersey gave me nudes and I ddin't even ask.:0

[seminolesfan_07]

I still think this was a guy but I did get this pic out of it, still hott chick though.

[Vodkilis]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dakaus]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: halo
Stranger: SHOW ME TITS
You: ****
You: i already talked to you earlier
Stranger: no
Stranger: you didnt
You: yes
You: i did
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just got on
You: no
You: you've been on
Stranger: no
Stranger: **** you
You: no **** YOU
Stranger: you have a little weint
Stranger: weiner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vodkilis]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello stranger
You: hello stranger
You: do you know clive?
Stranger: what is clive?
You: he is our god
You: the people who follow Clivination believe in him
You: I'd like to talk to you today about Clive and all his holiness
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: oh hai thar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: sup
Stranger: nuffin, yew?
You: nada
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: maybe later
Stranger: err...i mean.....
You: too late
Stranger: Hai!
You: you said maybe
You: are you a miscer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: quick question
You: i'm 12 and what is this?
Stranger: i don't know
You: then you, sir/madam, are of no use to me anymore
You: SIM SIM SALA BIM
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 14 year old boy, looking for a horny female.
You: i'm a horny female
You: i'm 15
Stranger: really
Stranger: from where
You: cali
Stranger: nice
You: you?
Stranger: got aim?
You: no, i don't have it on this computer
You: I do have a few pics though
Stranger: willing to trade nudes?
You: sure
You: i'm a little nervous though
Stranger: well email the to me
You: ok, what's your email?
Stranger: nfaquaflyers@yahoo.com
You: ok, hold on
You: #12.314.241:2422 (dj3825fs) Your IP address has been recorded by the FBI and is pending review for child pornography. (itpr:5)
You: We will be contacting you shortly.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stole the FBI thing from someone, but I bet that kid is ****ting his pants.

[dakaus]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: he
Stranger: 嗯嗯
You: 嗯嗯
Stranger: 你在哪
You: 你在哪
Stranger: 东莞
You: 东莞
Stranger: 你也在东莞?
You: im copy pasting what you type
You: im america
You: Stranger: 你也在东莞?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vodkilis]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm a majestical gazzelle
You: I'm a unicorn
You: sup my mythical brah
Stranger: Nm unicorn
You: you grazing across them fields?
Stranger: Nah I'm eatin sand in a desert
You: hardcore I see
You: I'm bathing in the fountain of fairies
Stranger: Yeabo
Stranger: I was thinking bout it
Stranger: But my balls would rape their johns
You: I feel you, being a unicorn this horn on our heads isn't the only thing that's large and in charge
You: though it does work well for a double team
Stranger: Boone understands
Stranger: Yesyes
You: are you a /b/rother, miscer, or neither?
Stranger: I've don'e a unicorn although against my religon us gazelles risk it all
You: i see
Stranger: Bra bra
You: good
You: and I know what you mean about religion
You: Clivination, the people of Clive, are way against outer species sex
Stranger: Damn magestical lutherans
Stranger: Oh r thou challenged by ligion
Stranger: See the unicorn I did was part or the dicans
You: ah
You: i see
You: I have a cousin who is a dican
You: he doesn't talk much
Stranger: They r sht
You: not since that incident with the gazelle anyway
Stranger: I made a good girl go bad
Stranger: Oh ****
You: was she hangin on the corner of the forest with her 5 best friends?
Stranger: Ya she heard I was trouble but I layed out my magistical powers and she couldn't resist
You: i see
You: maybe you can help me with something, I'm looking for a gazelle with a heart shaped tattoo on its back
You: know the guy"?
Stranger: Umm ya
You: that bitch ows me money
You: if I find him
You: I'm going to ram his throat with my horn
Stranger: Wawawaddya want wit him
You: then I'm gonna feed his organs to his kids
Stranger: Oh **** um he went that way to the forest iof manisestrinomr
You: thank you sir
You: I will look for him there
Stranger: Welcome bud
You: tata for now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best one all night.

[dakaus]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm a majestical gazzelle
You: I'm a unicorn
You: sup my mythical brah
Stranger: Nm unicorn
You: you grazing across them fields?
Stranger: Nah I'm eatin sand in a desert
You: hardcore I see
You: I'm bathing in the fountain of fairies
Stranger: Yeabo
Stranger: I was thinking bout it
Stranger: But my balls would rape their johns
You: I feel you, being a unicorn this horn on our heads isn't the only thing that's large and in charge
You: though it does work well for a double team
Stranger: Boone understands
Stranger: Yesyes
You: are you a /b/rother, miscer, or neither?
Stranger: I've don'e a unicorn although against my religon us gazelles risk it all
You: i see
Stranger: Bra bra
You: good
You: and I know what you mean about religion
You: Clivination, the people of Clive, are way against outer species sex
Stranger: Damn magestical lutherans
Stranger: Oh r thou challenged by ligion
Stranger: See the unicorn I did was part or the dicans
You: ah
You: i see
You: I have a cousin who is a dican
You: he doesn't talk much
Stranger: They r sht
You: not since that incident with the gazelle anyway
Stranger: I made a good girl go bad
Stranger: Oh ****
You: was she hangin on the corner of the forest with her 5 best friends?
Stranger: Ya she heard I was trouble but I layed out my magistical powers and she couldn't resist
You: i see
You: maybe you can help me with something, I'm looking for a gazelle with a heart shaped tattoo on its back
You: know the guy"?
Stranger: Umm ya
You: that bitch ows me money
You: if I find him
You: I'm going to ram his throat with my horn
Stranger: Wawawaddya want wit him
You: then I'm gonna feed his organs to his kids
Stranger: Oh **** um he went that way to the forest iof manisestrinomr
You: thank you sir
You: I will look for him there
Stranger: Welcome bud
You: tata for now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best one all night.

lmao agreed

[FinalPlague]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
You: where you from
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u
You: pewter city
You: a wild bulbasaur appears...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FinalPlague]

You: MMMMMMm baby
Stranger: ssssssssssssssshe - HA
You: 34/f
Stranger: 19-H
Stranger: i'm from portugal
Stranger: and you?
You: Im from pewter city
Stranger: where is that?
You: around canada
Stranger: cold?
You: not right now
You: 50's
Stranger: hot?
You: inbetween
You: what are you up to tonight big boy
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm free this night
Stranger: and you?
You: just lying in bed
You: you there
Stranger: hum
You: ok
Stranger: you there
You: i am
You: wanna suck my dick
You: i mean uhh
You: my clit
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: fedaputa
You: no hablo espanol
Stranger: brasileiro desgra?ado
You: brazilian blowjob?
Stranger: what is brazilian blowjob?
You: want to give me one
Stranger: brazileiro nao presta
Stranger: bando de viado
Stranger: roubaram nossa lingua
You: i dont speak spanish
You: BAXTER!
You: a wild magikarp appears...
Stranger: what is baxter?
Stranger: i remember magikarp from pokemon they were the worst ones
You: I throw my masterball
You: I caught a magikarp
You: I lock magikarp up..
You: * i unzip my pants*
You: hes already slippery
Stranger: i am from CIA
You: that mermaid said she was 18!
Stranger: i am going to search all over your pc right now...if you have kids pictures I bet your ass you'll be in jail in less than 10 hours
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[_BFMV_]

Was chatting to some dude now (was obvious) but the girl pic they linked me to... god damn she's hot.

I just fell in love.

[monstermn]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from
You: usa
Stranger: what is your age ?
You: 19
Stranger: you love sex hot ?
Stranger: like *
You: no, i LOVE it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: entao vaza
Stranger: i'm brazil
Stranger: rio de janeiro
You: ooo sexy
You: want a pic of me before we get things heated up ;]?
Stranger: Cabo Frio City - Rio de Janeiro
You: http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/H8/GY...HLNMAXFWYK.JPG
You: that's me baby
Stranger: yes
Stranger: FDP
Stranger: ARROMBADO
Stranger: DESGRA?ADO
You: ?
Stranger: BOTH GAY ARROMBADO
You: you don't think i'm hot?
Stranger: OSAMA VAI TE PEGAR
Stranger: BUSH VAI MATAR OBAMA
You: what's that mean?
You: why don't you talk to me???
Stranger: OBAMAAA VOU TE PEGAAAAR !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Look at the pic I sent him lmfao

[Galindo62]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from
You: usa
Stranger: what is your age ?
You: 19
Stranger: you love sex hot ?
Stranger: like *
You: no, i LOVE it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: entao vaza
Stranger: i'm brazil
Stranger: rio de janeiro
You: ooo sexy
You: want a pic of me before we get things heated up ;]?
Stranger: Cabo Frio City - Rio de Janeiro
You: http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/H8/GY...HLNMAXFWYK.JPG
You: that's me baby
Stranger: yes
Stranger: FDP
Stranger: ARROMBADO
Stranger: DESGRA?ADO
You: ?
Stranger: BOTH GAY ARROMBADO
You: you don't think i'm hot?
Stranger: OSAMA VAI TE PEGAR
Stranger: BUSH VAI MATAR OBAMA
You: what's that mean?
You: why don't you talk to me???
Stranger: OBAMAAA VOU TE PEGAAAAR !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Look at the pic I sent him lmfao

Wth man. I know its probably Portugal. But in Spanish it sounds like he is talking about bush killing obama.

[Bone32]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: My dog ****ed my cat today
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ahsushahs
You: Interesting response
Stranger: from?
You: From behind... doggy style
Stranger: f/m?
You: I can be both. I'm really good at cybering
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[monstermn]

Wth man. I know its probably Portugal. But in Spanish it sounds like he is talking about bush killing obama.

lol wtf?

[DhavokBoss]

I talked to a legit chick in omegle today. I should have asked for her myspace though. Everyone else were bots

[monstermn]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to tie me up
You: well
You: http://p1.hotornot.com/pics/HZ/H8/GY...HLNMAXFWYK.JPG
You: do i qualify ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You:
You: why not?
Stranger: that's a picture of a guy
You: it's a picture of me
You: and
You: when i tie you up
You: and put a blindfold over you
You: you won't even be able to tell i have a dick
Stranger: that's true
You: soooo?
Stranger: but I will be able to tell if you then decide to stick your dick somewhere
You: what if i don't?
Stranger: then why would you want to tie me up?
You: why does it matter?
You: it gets you what you want, doesn't it?
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: I want to know what you get out of it.
You: I don't get people really,
You: if it's what you want and you get what you want
You: why does it matter if i enjoy it or not?
Stranger: because generally speaking people don't do what they don't enjoy
You: what if i just enjoy the feeling of a dick in my mouth though?
Stranger: well then I suppose everyone does get what they want
You: ok then
You: we good?
Stranger: I think so.
You: alright then
You: i just have to let you know one thing
You: i'm pretty much going to just copy and paste this whole convo for the teen misc
You: and you're gonna get laughed at by a bunch of teen bodybuilders
You: how does that make you feel?
Stranger: i guess a little ashamed
Stranger: teen misc?
You: why is that?
You: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=78
You: ^
Stranger: why would you do that? do you want to laugh at me?
You: yes, and have my friends on teen misc laugh too
Stranger: well, I guess if that's what you want
Stranger: what do you find particularly laughable?
You: a few things really
You: first how you didn't quickly leave when i posted a pic of some random dude creepin on me on hotornot.com
You: second how you went into a semi deep convo with me
You: when you're just looking for some cyber
You: third how you came to agreement with me
You: and finally, how you're still talking lol
Stranger: well
Stranger: did it ever occur to you..?
Stranger: nah.
Stranger: If you don't want to talk anymore, you can disconnect.
Stranger: But my amusement out of you is far more expansive.
You: but i do want to talk more
You: because you're amusing me and my buddies
You: andddddd
Stranger: how many buddies are being amused?
You: good question
You: i haven't posted quite yet
Stranger: okay so anyway "anndddddd"....
You: gonna see how many more lulz i can get before putting this up
You: but yeah
You: Stranger: did it ever occur to you..?
You: i told you everything so far
You: now you gotta tell me too, it's only fair
Stranger: who said anything about fair?
You: idk, just do it man
Stranger: no I shouldn't ahve even started to type it
You: why is that?
Stranger: alright, you win
Stranger: I'll disconnect
Stranger: lol enjoy!
You: thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My favorite convo so far.
Oh **** sorry, cliffs:
-He wanted a girl to tie him up
-I told him I'm a girl then showed him the pic I showed the guy a few posts up
-He told me no because I'm a guy
-We had a long discussion about how it shouldn't matter about people knowing what the other gets out of something as long as they're getting what they want
-In the end, he agreed with me and said it was ok so we're good
-I then told him I was posting this in the misc
-He said he's ashamed, I linked him to teen misc
-He kept talking to me about why it's funny, then dc'd

[monstermn]

Ahaha I think I've talked to the only chick online/4026



Added her on myspace, she's legit hahahahahaha I r winnur

[Daffle]

Ahaha I think I've talked to the only chick online/4026



Added her on myspace, she's legit hahahahahaha I r winnur

the harpoons!

[pc9]

the harpoons!

man them.

[monstermn]

the harpoons!

Man them!

And omfg I'm having way too fun with this omegle thing. OP you are amazing for showing me this thing.

[tjsage]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

[monstermn]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=118299811

Only one link need be clicked.
But is funny. Lulz will be had.

[Katyastrophic]

I challenge someone to find me on Omegle.

[Modori]

I challenge someone to find me on Omegle.

Get ****ed.

[iGoHam]

Stranger: hi
You: hey gurl
Stranger: you from?
You: phx az
You: u
Stranger: tw
You: tw?
Stranger: taiwan
You: oh a little asian gurl?
Stranger: hmmm
You: look bitch I aint got time for games.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[strac]

Stranger: looking for horny gay guy to share pics with
You: who isnt ****nut
Stranger: you probably
You: oh gay guy
You: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr.Machinee]

WARNING ALOT OF SWEARING INVOLVED+MUMS

You: ME LOVE U LONG TIME
You: DO U LOVE ME LONG TIME
You: ?
You: OI U SLUT
You: RESPOND
You: OR ILL **** UR MUM
Stranger: nope
You: U FKN SAD SLUT
Stranger: dick face
You: OH
You: SEE
You: I GOT U TO TALK
Stranger: yea
You: SUP
You: HOW U BEEN
Stranger: hmmm,bad
Stranger: cuz u
You: good cuz
You: where u from
Stranger: china
You: oh me too
You: where in china
You: lmao go google now
You: stupid slut
You: i joke
You: i <3 u
Stranger: **** where u from?
You: china
You: u?
Stranger: tmd
You: tmd?
Stranger: haha, u r not a chinese
Stranger: u know it means u r a bastard
You: oh what
You: ur mums a slut
Stranger: ur mom is a bitch
You: ahahhaaha
You: use ur own comebacks
You: fool
You: so where u live in china
You: ?
Stranger: hmm,傻逼
Stranger: a city
Stranger: yea
You: i live at I 69 YOUR MUM STREET , YOURMUMSASLUT, ****YOU,CHINA
You: hehehehehe
Stranger: haha,come on ,continue , *******
You: ?
Stranger: u r a ass
You: nah im not in the mood
You: cbf
You: if i was in the mood
You: offft
You: u wouldnt say **** to me
You: thats how fast i would type
Stranger: so ur mom give a bj every night ?
You: hahahahha
You: lmao
Stranger: how do ur dad feel?
You: come up with ur own comebacks
You: fool
You: didnt i say that
You: tsk tsk
You: little 10 yrs old ****
You: can even think
You: go **** off and cry to ur mum
You: now
Stranger: black as hell,huh?
You: hahahah
You: and now u be recist
You: racist
You: NICE
Stranger: god damn niga
You: WOW
Stranger: yea
You: WOW
You: FKN WOW
Stranger: so what?
You: iduno
You: im not black
You: so i dont care
You: ahhahahahahahah
Stranger: damn u
You: yes
You: yes
You: im waiting for the comeback
You: come on
You: come on
Stranger: u want to know somethin in chinese? 你个龟儿子
You: no
You: wtf
You: who would
Stranger: so just google it
You: fck chinese ppl
You: there like azn cocksuckers
You: with little dicks
You: that think there big
You: haahahahah
Stranger: little dicks?u mean urself
You: so ur gf/with satisfied with ur 2inch?
You: probably not
Stranger: 2逼
You: if u want ill satisfy her
You: not charge
You: see u betta be happy
You: not chagre
You: charge
You: $0
You: come on
Stranger: damn, i am not les
You: comeback time
You: LOL
You: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
You: IS THAT IT
Stranger: 二笔黑鬼？
You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: AHAHAHAHAHHA
You: STFU U LITTLE AZN FCK
You: ILL RAPE UR MUM AND UR WIFE
You: U STUPID **** GO LEARN SOME COMEBACKS THEN COME HERE
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
You: **** NOOB ****
You: BYE
You: .

oo yee umm like im not racist to chinese people i was just bored

[strac]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...tie/001-11.jpg
wtf!

[iGoHam]

Stranger: http://i28.tinypic.com/2jd2vjn.jpg Okay that's the closest to a full body shot I could find
You: ***** U DARK
You: DAMNNN
Stranger: Well I'm African so...
You: DARK ASS*****
You: U TOO DARK *****
You: DAMNN LOLOLOLL DARKK
Stranger: Am I supposed to be offended?
You: sorta
Stranger: Yeah I don't get offended easily
You: BUT DAMN UR DARK ASS ****
You: DARK ASS SHAMOO LOOKIN ASS *****
Stranger: Nice try, but still no.
You: *Knock Knock*
Stranger: Whos there?
You: Disco!
Stranger: Disco who??
You: DISCO NECTED!!

You have disconnected.