how many of u guys actually have a wolf shirt?

**captainhorseboy** · 12-31-2008, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by MantisShrimp

good lord I want that shirt so bad but it would put me at high risk for punching myself in the face

the only reason i'd punch myself in the face is in hope of knocking myself out so that i dont have to deal with all the trim sucking my now sore dick

**YouRaffYouRuse** · 12-31-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by TT1

We are in the presence of a god, **** son...

**b3rtstare** · 12-31-2008, 12:31 PM

Alphaness

**GetHimABodyBag** · 12-31-2008, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Delta1

Wolf shirts used to be worn by kids who didnt have many friends and who could not afford expensive clothing. Wolf shirts used to be hand-me-downs from parents who bought said shirts at the local zoo gift shop. However, a few of these kids got older and started to lift weights, become mentally tougher, a primal transformation that turns even the weakest man into a warrior god. this lead to them getting the attention of all the fair maidens and defeating all their enemies. Nowadays wolf shirts are only worn by the most powerful men, half gods if you will. A mere mortal could not even handle the presence of a wolf shirt on their body. This would cause extreme discomfort and would even crush the bones of some. The wolf shirt is now the most sought after piece of clothing on Earth. Almost as legendary as the golden fleece.

that is the evolution of the wolf shirt

nice post 9.5/10...pics would have been a 10/10

**Flashbax** · 12-31-2008, 12:36 PM

I only wear wolf shirts.

**GetHimABodyBag** · 12-31-2008, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by MA5Bergey

That does not count as a wolf shirt..Affliction is trendy..wolf shirt is from some cheap ass company that gives back to wolf foundation and charities

**harrisjl** · 12-31-2008, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by DeXyrus

im wearing my nevada wolf pack shirt.

Got a few different ones ^

**MantisShrimp** · 12-31-2008, 12:50 PM

I have this shirt
I ripped off the sleeves to look tough (no lie, no homo)

**MantisShrimp** · 12-31-2008, 12:55 PM

It's...it's beautiful

**Ted Nugent** · 12-31-2008, 12:57 PM

i found one at marshalls for $10, promptly bought it then friend offered me $25 and beers and i sold it on the spot, lol

**nooblifter99** · 12-31-2008, 12:57 PM

i wish

**ChaseW** · 12-31-2008, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by MA5Bergey

I'm not alpha enough.

This. No where near alpha enough to pull it off

**mitch9847** · 12-31-2008, 01:08 PM

yes i do.

**captainhorseboy** · 12-31-2008, 01:19 PM

is that a cerberus shirt?

**TT1** · 12-31-2008, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by MantisShrimp

It's...it's beautiful

lol

**mitch9847** · 12-31-2008, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by captainhorseboy

is that a cerberus shirt?

well my friends shirt with the wolf silhouette was right next to mine at the store, and they look a bit more like wolf heads than dog heads. im thinking its just your typical run of the mill 3 headed wolf.

**TheIslander** · 12-31-2008, 01:26 PM

The Affliction one is not a wolf shirt. Real wolves would not associate themselves with something as douchey and gay as Affliction.

**UnivofAZ2006** · 12-31-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by MA5Bergey

I'm not alpha enough.

this is true. obtaining a wolf shirt is like Scientology. there are several steps one must take...... before he can honestly buy a wolf shirt. The steps of 'alpha-ness' one must take are long and strenuous. but once a man has completed all the steps of alpha-ness, a wolf shirt is necessary to bear (no pun) his alpha-ness.

**MaqAtaq** · 12-31-2008, 01:48 PM

i feel the need to obtain a wolf sirt however it i more like finding the Holy Grail. You simply can't just go out and choose a wolf shirt, it must choose you. One day my time will come where a totally alpha shirt reels me in and goes "WEAR ME BITCH!" On that day it will transfer its amazingly alpha powers to me through contact, and I will add 250lbs to my bench press, kick trains off the track and cleft chicks in twain with my penor as it will grow 16 inches in each direction.

**Mahgeetah** · 12-31-2008, 01:51 PM

I have a wrestling shirt that has nwo wolfpack on it ... sting, lex luger, kevin nash, konan, & a wolf.

I bought it for ****s and giggles at a thrift store, little did I know the ladies love shirts like these. Wear it out all the time.

**ps1ch** · 01-01-2009, 09:29 AM

I like the affliction shirt.

**TestosteronePL** · 01-03-2009, 10:44 PM

do want

**Horns3** · 01-03-2009, 10:45 PM

i have a born to roam wolf shirt, and a shark shirt....i couldn't hulk the shark shirt so it's more alpha, i will get on my webcam ina second

**mashedpotato** · 01-03-2009, 10:48 PM

i just ordered 6 wolf shirts off amazon
just waiting for the day these bad boys come in the mail

**Rambo26** · 01-03-2009, 10:49 PM

Nice try, but there's no such thing as a 'wolf'

**Poseur** · 01-03-2009, 10:50 PM

i have a wolf blanket on my wall

and a wolf lamp

jealous?

**RavenStorm** · 01-03-2009, 10:50 PM

I used to have one when I was a kid. Yes I was a badass.

**EnergyTurtle** · 01-03-2009, 10:52 PM

Dumb question. If I had a wolf shirt, I'd be drowning in so much pussy I wouldn't have time to post on the Misc.

**L Diddy** · 01-03-2009, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Poseur

i have a wolf blanket on my wall

and a wolf lamp

jealous?

very!

**Poseur** · 01-03-2009, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by L Diddy

very!

i would be, too

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