Favorite movie lines?

[Muze9]

So who in this forum is one of the many that constantly quotes movie lines? Everyday it seems there is an instance when the timing is perfect for your favorite one-liner.

So, what are some of your favorite quotes?

[Noely Roller]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

best line in the whole movie!

[CementPizza]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

best line in the whole movie!

I love that quote.
lulz.

Pretty much any line from Pulp Fiction.
My favorite being...
"I'm a mushroom cloud laying Muther fuker, muther fuker!"

[Muze9]

That is a great line, but I'm drawing a blank??? What's the movie?

[caj]

I don't quote movie lines very often, but...

When people use the word 'surely' I have replied with 'And don't call me Shirley' from Airplane.

[Dave P]

"I will not be pawed at thank you" when people touch me on the shoulder.

Doc Holiday quotes are always useable.

[Noely Roller]

billy madison

[andrewholler]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Muze9]

Yes, that's it... can't believe I couldn't remember.

[CementPizza]

"I will not be pawed at thank you" when people touch me on the shoulder.

Doc Holiday quotes are always useable.

Ringo: "I was just funnin'"
Doc: "I wasn't."

Wyatt: "This aint your fight Doc, you don't gotta come."
Doc: "That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me."

[Muze9]

Love Tombstone... "I'm Your Huckleberry"

Possibly the best line ever!

[TinFoil]

im the backwards man the backwards man, i can walk backwards faster than you can, im the backwards man the backwards man.-freddy got fingered

daddy would you like some sausage?

[captainhorseboy]

fukc you. pay me.

[MaddenMuscle]

" i apologize if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situtation that most people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating to fast, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested or am I not interested, should I play like I'm interested but not too interested, but now should I be interested now that she might be interested, but now I shouldn't be interested because she might not be interested? So now all of a sudden im starting to get interested....and at the end of the date am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? cause then it's awkward! Or is it like....well, goodnight with the ass out hug, where you hug eachother and stick your asses out because you're trying not to get too close, or do you go right in and kiss them on the lips or do you not kiss or hug them at all? It is really hard trying to read the situation but the whole time while youre really just wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called, "just the tip"....just for a second to see how it feels....or ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."

[Dave P]

F-ck Doc Holiday was like the best written dialogue ever.




Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Doc Holliday: [taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!


Johnny Ringo: And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp:He's drunk.


Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic ****ing Chopin.

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[RoscoPico]

Larry Flint

Larry Flynt: [A]re you a religious man?
Stills Photographer: Yeah.
Larry Flynt: Okay, you believe that God created man?
Stills Photographer: Yeah.
Larry Flynt: God created wo-man?
Stills Photographer: Yeah.
Larry Flynt: Then surely the same God created her vagina.
And, who are you to defy God?! Just shoot her!

[Average Chaos]

To protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf
and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

Denzel in Training day.

[AppleCat]

From Heavyweights:
"I'm feeling skinny tony."



From Dodgeball:
The whole 2 minutes involving "Thats me, taking the bull by the horns. Its a metaphor. That really happened though" thru "I dont want you to feel shackled down by the employee employer relationship, in case youre into that sort of thing."



From Training Day:
"King Kong ain't got sh*t on me."



From Inside Man:
"Anyway, does this sound anything like the interests you came in here to protect? Or am I just whistling Dixie out my ass?"

[adam005]

Hushpuppies Daddy! Get's me everytime. Of course the whole scene is full of 1-liners.

[Lencho]

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself."



Bad Guy: "Who are you, anyhow?"
Big Jake: "Jacob McCandles"
Bad Guy: "I thought you were dead?"
Big Jake: "Not hardly"

[bamatank]

"You gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?" -Outlaw Jossee Whales

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man." -Unforgiven

[AppleCat]

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself."

Hahaha I laugh everytime I hear that one in "The Departed."

[iNegUthenLol]

Ill Be Back

[bamatank]

The best lines are from westerns.

[Muze9]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack - Best Movie Ever!

[bezarker]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack - Best Movie Ever!

X2

Hey you want to make 14 dollars the hard way?

[Killer queen]

Red: "Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side."

Shawshank Redemption

[adam005]

"You gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?" -Outlaw Jossee Whales

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man." -Unforgiven

One of the best westerns!

I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned. -Bill Munny!

You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches. - Bill Munny

[Lencho]

The best lines are from westerns.

True.


From "Open Range":

Mack: Shame what this town's come to.
Charley Waite: You could do something about it.
Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you?
Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.

[Muze9]

Agree with the Westerns...

Butch Cassidy??