LOU FERRIGNO is DEAD

**Victorian guy** · 11-25-2006, 08:43 PM

Brothers,

It's been ages since I've have to inform my iron brethren of news as horrible as what follows. The Legend, Lou Ferrigno, has gone to that great gym in the sky. It is truly with a heavy heart that I have to relate the circumstances of The Hulk's demise.

Yesterday evening, at the Sir Arthur Harris Convention Centre in Doverport, England, Lou Ferrigno was on hand for the English Fitness Expo 2006. Many top British bodybuilders were there, many of them working the booths of such well-known and honest firms such as Muscletech, Biotest, Weider Nutrition, and the like. Lou Ferrigno was at the Weider Nutrition Booth, signing autographs and bestowing his famous kindness on his fans , while trying to convince them of the efficacy of 'MegaMass 4000', a revolutionary mixture of skim milk powder and 'Neslte Quick' chocolate milk mix.

I was on hand, accompanied by the family chauffeur and one-time 'Strongest Man' of the British penal system, a massive, sociopathic outcast named Nobby. We had in tow a developmentally challenged lad from our gym named Marvin. As we moved through the crowed, shoving aside those who dared get in our way, Marvin stopped dead in his tracks. Shaking with excitement, he pointed ahead - "It's...it..it..c-c-can't be..." he uttered, staring ahead of him at the Weider Nutrition booth where stood his hero, Lou Ferrigno. "Yes, Marvin, INDEED it is- and I'll get you an autographed photograph at once!" I cried, only to eager to help. I lumbered over to Lou, my massive thighs rubbing together uncomfortably. "Mr. Ferrigno!" I boomed, extending my hand. He turned and said "Yea..yea pal, be wif you in a minute..", totally ignoring my gentelmanly gesture. I quivered with indignation, but decided to remain calm. Finally, when he felt he could be bothered to, he turned to me. "Autogwafs 30 pounds, buddy" he snapped. I coughed slightly at this outrageous price, but quickly produced mint-condition bills to that sum.
"Could you perhaps sign it 'To Marvin from Lou'? " I asked him. "Hey, wook, i onwy sign 'Woo', okay? you want somefin ewse den it's more pal" he sneered. "Oh, really, eh? Well, in that case, I DECLINE!!" I screamed into his face, showering him in spittle. Terrified, he cowered back, and I, shaking in rage (perhaps it had something to do with having 3g test in my system, but one cannot be sure), walked off. Nobby and Marvin followed me out, and as Nobby and I each drank from our mikeys of Scotch, I recounted the tale of Lou's cruelty. Poor Marvin looked devastated!!
Nobby took out another bottle from under his coat, took a generous swig, and passed the bottle to me. "Well, then, WOT THE FOOK AH YEW GONNA DO ABAHT IT THEN?" he slurred in a heavy Cockney accent. "Yes, yes.." I replied, realizing that Lou must be punished grievously for this outrage. I started screaming, then ran roaring into the convention centre, headed straight for the Weider booth! Nobby followed behind, clotheslining anyone left in my path. As the booth approached, Lou stood gaping in fear, unable to move, as I thundered towards him. Then, using my massive thighs, I propelled myself into the air and went crashing into him!
Everything went black.

I came to some moments later, to people screaming and yelling. The Weider booth was destroyed, and Lou's lifeless body lay some yards from my prostate form. A few 'fitness' models lay scattered, unconscious or, perhaps, dead. It was hard to say. Nobby had followed behind me and crashed into whatever, or whomever, I hadn't! "Oi, let's fookin be off...bloody coppers aint takin me alive!" he snarled, and, helping me get up, stumbled at top speed to the exits. We both made it to the Rolls Royce, as nearing sirens wailed! We collected Marvin and made a hasty exit, roaring out the parking lot, laughing!

Lou Ferrigno passed on later that evening at Knightsbridge hospital in South London.
Say a prayer for his soul, brothers.

**LatissimusDorsi** · 11-25-2006, 08:55 PM

lol

**edizzle** · 11-25-2006, 09:02 PM

wow that was pretty funny

how the **** do you have more reps than me

**Heisman2** · 11-25-2006, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by edizzle

wow that was pretty funny

how the **** do you have more reps than me

He's a LEGEND for these stories.

Although, back in the day, I did help him out with a real lifting question, lol.

**T-Money** · 11-25-2006, 09:13 PM

i Lol'd

**comf0rtablynumb** · 11-25-2006, 10:06 PM

Nice story; very reminiscent of Anthony Burgess', 'Clockwork Orange'.

**Vipersg123** · 11-25-2006, 10:37 PM

oh man at first i thought he really died lol.

**King Crush** · 11-25-2006, 10:49 PM

I really didn't care anyways, I was never much of a Lou fan. Don't get me wrong he was, and still his a big mofo, but after what I heard what he does I was turned off. Like fans will take pics of him, and he'll go up or have someone go up to them, and ask for money.

**Cyclops** · 11-26-2006, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by King Crush

I really didn't care anyways, I was never much of a Lou fan. Don't get me wrong he was, and still his a big mofo, but after what I heard what he does I was turned off. Like fans will take pics of him, and he'll go up or have someone go up to them, and ask for money.

Wow, strong illiteracy.

**xplicid01** · 11-26-2006, 12:40 AM

Good writter, but his stories dont really tickle my fancie for some reason

**One Man Army** · 11-26-2006, 12:45 AM

WTf odd story( I know its made up)

gut funny none the less

**MegaPump** · 11-26-2006, 01:50 AM

you idiot

**Mario_D** · 11-26-2006, 01:52 AM

i thoughtit was REAL till i read this "well-known and honest firms such as Muscletech, Biotest, Weider Nutrition" lol...........then the nestle just put the icing on the cake lol..

**cockmcocks** · 11-26-2006, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by Victorian guy

Brothers,

It's been ages since I've have to inform my iron brethren of news as horrible as what follows. The Legend, Lou Ferrigno, has gone to that great gym in the sky. It is truly with a heavy heart that I have to relate the circumstances of The Hulk's demise.

Yesterday evening, at the Sir Arthur Harris Convention Centre in Doverport, England, Lou Ferrigno was on hand for the English Fitness Expo 2006. Many top British bodybuilders were there, many of them working the booths of such well-known and honest firms such as Muscletech, Biotest, Weider Nutrition, and the like. Lou Ferrigno was at the Weider Nutrition Booth, signing autographs and bestowing his famous kindness on his fans , while trying to convince them of the efficacy of 'MegaMass 4000', a revolutionary mixture of skim milk powder and 'Neslte Quick' chocolate milk mix.

I was on hand, accompanied by the family chauffeur and one-time 'Strongest Man' of the British penal system, a massive, sociopathic outcast named Nobby. We had in tow a developmentally challenged lad from our gym named Marvin. As we moved through the crowed, shoving aside those who dared get in our way, Marvin stopped dead in his tracks. Shaking with excitement, he pointed ahead - "It's...it..it..c-c-can't be..." he uttered, staring ahead of him at the Weider Nutrition booth where stood his hero, Lou Ferrigno. "Yes, Marvin, INDEED it is- and I'll get you an autographed photograph at once!" I cried, only to eager to help. I lumbered over to Lou, my massive thighs rubbing together uncomfortably. "Mr. Ferrigno!" I boomed, extending my hand. He turned and said "Yea..yea pal, be wif you in a minute..", totally ignoring my gentelmanly gesture. I quivered with indignation, but decided to remain calm. Finally, when he felt he could be bothered to, he turned to me. "Autogwafs 30 pounds, buddy" he snapped. I coughed slightly at this outrageous price, but quickly produced mint-condition bills to that sum.
"Could you perhaps sign it 'To Marvin from Lou'? " I asked him. "Hey, wook, i onwy sign 'Woo', okay? you want somefin ewse den it's more pal" he sneered. "Oh, really, eh? Well, in that case, I DECLINE!!" I screamed into his face, showering him in spittle. Terrified, he cowered back, and I, shaking in rage (perhaps it had something to do with having 3g test in my system, but one cannot be sure), walked off. Nobby and Marvin followed me out, and as Nobby and I each drank from our mikeys of Scotch, I recounted the tale of Lou's cruelty. Poor Marvin looked devastated!!
Nobby took out another bottle from under his coat, took a generous swig, and passed the bottle to me. "Well, then, WOT THE FOOK AH YEW GONNA DO ABAHT IT THEN?" he slurred in a heavy Cockney accent. "Yes, yes.." I replied, realizing that Lou must be punished grievously for this outrage. I started screaming, then ran roaring into the convention centre, headed straight for the Weider booth! Nobby followed behind, clotheslining anyone left in my path. As the booth approached, Lou stood gaping in fear, unable to move, as I thundered towards him. Then, using my massive thighs, I propelled myself into the air and went crashing into him!
Everything went black.

I came to some moments later, to people screaming and yelling. The Weider booth was destroyed, and Lou's lifeless body lay some yards from my prostate form. A few 'fitness' models lay scattered, unconscious or, perhaps, dead. It was hard to say. Nobby had followed behind me and crashed into whatever, or whomever, I hadn't! "Oi, let's fookin be off...bloody coppers aint takin me alive!" he snarled, and, helping me get up, stumbled at top speed to the exits. We both made it to the Rolls Royce, as nearing sirens wailed! We collected Marvin and made a hasty exit, roaring out the parking lot, laughing!

Lou Ferrigno passed on later that evening at Knightsbridge hospital in South London.
Say a prayer for his soul, brothers.

if LOU was dead...

do we still need you to tell us? the bodybuilding and fitness websites around the globe will have flooded their webpages with this news...

nice try though

**Tequila Sunrise** · 11-26-2006, 04:07 AM

Funny story. "Massive thighs" rofl

**BloodnGuts** · 11-28-2006, 06:51 AM

LMAO!!! When is the next story coming out Victorian Guy?

**mr.genetics** · 11-28-2006, 07:20 AM

Very nicely done. Reputations for you my fine fellow.

**scottallen** · 11-28-2006, 12:46 PM

you should be wrighting screen plays for hollywood! funny crap.

**Buzz363** · 11-28-2006, 04:47 PM

Always enjoy the tales. Unfortunately they probably pale in comparison to Titus's real life adventures...

**hendrix190** · 11-28-2006, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by BloodnGuts

LMAO!!! When is the next story coming out Victorian Guy?

hahah yea, that was hilarious , he needs to write some more stories!

**LiFtHaTiRoN** · 11-28-2006, 05:29 PM

I have to say I have heard nothing of his legendary kindness towards fans, he was a punk to me. Just ignored me, and was tempermental. I dont think very highly of him as a person, but I am sorry that he died.

**The Masterpeice** · 11-28-2006, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by LiFtHaTiRoN

I have to say I have heard nothing of his legendary kindness towards fans, he was a punk to me. Just ignored me, and was tempermental. I dont think very highly of him as a person, but I am sorry that he died.

He's not really dead. LOL@ the story though

**Ramz** · 11-28-2006, 06:07 PM

LOL, pretty funny.

**bigasssnowman** · 11-28-2006, 06:30 PM

you should email that story to greg valentino over at md he might publish it?

**Epihall** · 11-28-2006, 06:52 PM

Victorian guy = legend...reps

**RBEliminator** · 11-28-2006, 06:54 PM

Just wait I have to pick my jaw off the floor, lol.

**Powers|ave** · 11-28-2006, 06:58 PM

the legend returns!!!!!

Victorian Guy, may i ask how did you get banned from Getbig?????

**G_Train** · 11-28-2006, 07:13 PM

That's ****ing hilarious haha

**C_Kent** · 11-28-2006, 07:19 PM

L M Fa O!!

**darklight79** · 11-28-2006, 08:09 PM

Lol... repped!

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