how to break it to your friends that Cell tech sucks balls

[hithard]

I was at gnc and the guy was trying to sell some people some tech products, I told them after he was done that it was a wast of money and they could get mono much cheaper and more of it.I also told them about hoe to just get a cheap no booster instead of nitro-tech. they listende to me(after I argued with the GNC guiy that was pulling stories out of his ass about how many people love it, and how much better it is than mono and dexstrose) and they believed me becasue I had on a shirt without sleeves.thats all it takes, respect

[bigsexysd7]

Cell-tech isn't crap, it's just overpriced. and just because someone reads the inane and mostly idiotic posts on here, that doesn't make them smarter. Very few posts on here are informative, you have to go to other boards for that. If people want to buy cell-tech, and they like, and get results from it, then why can't they use it? coming onto this message board does not make you an expert. Training and nutrition are the most important part of the equation. Some guys are on here so much, I wonder where they fit in time to train and eat. BB.com is a spring board, not the be all and end all. Also, all you guys trashing cell-tech, why not complain to bb.com for selling it?

[joe dax]

found another pic on the web

[joe dax]

Cell-tech isn't crap, it's just overpriced. and just because someone reads the inane and mostly idiotic posts on here, that doesn't make them smarter. Very few posts on here are informative, you have to go to other boards for that. If people want to buy cell-tech, and they like, and get results from it, then why can't they use it? coming onto this message board does not make you an expert. Training and nutrition are the most important part of the equation. Some guys are on here so much, I wonder where they fit in time to train and eat. BB.com is a spring board, not the be all and end all. Also, all you guys trashing cell-tech, why not complain to bb.com for selling it?

ok i change my stance, cell tech is an over priced, over rated rip off!!

[KSS1212]

theres no saving them. i vote genocide for muscletech lovers. nah just let him do what he does

[Leroy Jenkins]

You think muscle tec A huge supplement company would come out with a New kind of CEE or somthing. Cell tec is so outdated its funny. I dont think anyone thinks There stuff is Crap , its just Overpriced Outdated For 2006.

[ericgonzalez]

These threads are sad.

This thread is just aimless comedy, nothing more.

[thebarbarianway]

Yes...pretty fun thread...but in all seriousness...

Lead by example...use words if necessary. (somone said something similar)

Results speak for themselves.

People learn by doing and consequence, not by talking about it or being told...

[joe dax]

bump

[warbird00]

sounds good
but the problem is that one of my friends is pretty chubby but he thinks hes huge and hot **** so even tho i'm immenstly stronger than him and little bigger than him he still thinks hes bad ass

[joe dax]

sounds good
but the problem is that one of my friends is pretty chubby but he thinks hes huge and hot **** so even tho i'm immenstly stronger than him and little bigger than him he still thinks hes bad ass

just concentrate on yourself buddy, actions speak louder than words, this world is full of delusional types esp in the gym!!

stick to the basics

[GimpyPaw]

warbird00, didn't bother reading any of the replies, because this is sort of O/T.

The title of this thread makes me smile every time I see it. Reps for ya!

[Btbam77]

Just tell them it's way overpriced and they can buy the ingredients separately. If that doesn't work forget about it. Not like it hurts you.

Meaning you know how to make a creatine supplement like this one?
please share

[gymgrown]

you have to tie them down to a chair, pry their eyeballs open and then have them stay on bb.com for about 12 days....its a 12 step program you know

12 days? More like 12 minutes. Cell-Tech is constantly the butt of jokes on this board.

[BigJohn82]

I stopped taking cell tech when I was 17. Just put a mushroom shaped bruise on their forehead, that usually wakes people up.

[warbird00]

I stopped taking cell tech when I was 17. Just put a mushroom shaped bruise on their forehead, that usually wakes people up.

haha good ****

[warbird00]

warbird00, didn't bother reading any of the replies, because this is sort of O/T.

The title of this thread makes me smile every time I see it. Reps for ya!

im not looking for advise any more its just funny to read people ripping on cell tech

[ericgonzalez]

im not looking for advise any more its just funny to read people ripping on cell tech

What I find really odd is that some people who bash cell-tech rave about Anator, which is really just cell tech 2.

Admittely a hugely improved cell tech 2, but still basically the same product with the same fundamental thinking behind it (fast digesting aminos + simple carbs = growth).

[warbird00]

What I find really odd is that some people who bash cell-tech rave about Anator, which is really just cell tech 2.

Admittely a hugely improved cell tech 2, but still basically the same product with the same fundamental thinking behind it (fast digesting aminos + simple carbs = growth).

never heard of anator bro

[ericgonzalez]

never heard of anator bro

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/mt/p70.html

"The worlds first gene activator"

uh huh.

(edit: not saying the product is complete garbage, but the marketing sure is. The product is overpriced though)

[warbird00]

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/mt/p70.html

"The worlds first gene activator"

uh huh.

(edit: not saying the product is complete garbage, but the marketing sure is. The product is overpriced though)

hahaha all i can say is WOW STRONG BULL****!

[DoubleUp]

Yeah, what are all you crazy f**ks talking about! Hockey51 is right! I bought my first tub of cell-tech last month and gained 350 pounds of muscle and only 1 pound of fat(bad dieting). I could also complete simple tasks such as picking up buses, running 400 miles and back with no shoes on, and I'm even starting to show signs of x-ray vision. It's the best thing since sliced bread.

This might be the funniest thread I've ever read. I actually laughed out loud reading this

[CanadaBBOY]

some of my friends are taking cell tech and that other tech **** whatever it is (the creatine)
i cant seem to explain to them that it sucks and is a huge waste of money. time and time again i tell them that you can get stuff that is much better and way cheaper but they just wont listen.
also i talk to this guy at my gym who is pretty cool (hes the only other person my age there) and 2day i asked him waht supps he was taking. he said cell tech and muscle tech or whatever it is. how can i in a friendly way tell him that that stuff sucks and to get better stuff for cheaper. i just wanna help him out but dont want it to seem like i think i know everything. should i help him or let him do his own stuff?
thanx

Allow me to make a few assumptions about your friend(s).
1) They are using cell-tech so they are probably not well informed about supplements.
2) They are probably not well informed about nutrition either, considering that having the intelligence and initiative to research nutrition would suggest that one would continue on to supplements (or be told on message boards like this to research nutrition).
3) He may know what he's doing as far as training goes, but if 2) is not in order it won't really matter.

So basically he won't be gaining anything incredible with or without cell tech (or anything else you give him). So what you need to do is play on his inability to research things for himself and his weakness for flashy advertising and do the following...

Use your superiour supplements and continue training hard and most importantly, eating very well/eating lots so that you can grow. From the diet alone you will grow much more than him and when he asks you what you're doing right, tell him that it's all of the fancy supplements you are using, and that if you had been using cell-tech you would still be small like him. Use this propaganda to pull him and as many people as you can form the 'dark side'. Hey if it worked to pull him in, it should work to pull him out right? Maybe make up some fancy 3D pie charts with random numbers and things like 'myostatin muscle growth', and 'intra-cellular hormone signalling', and 'extreme gains' randomly strewn about the page to make it look more official.

Disclaimer - i am not refering to muscle-tech as the dark side and am not bashing muscle-tech or their products in anyway. Muscle-tech products are a viable option for a person to choose from, however they should compare prices/ingredients for themselves and make their own choice (ie: please don't sue me).

[CanadaBBOY]

You think muscle tec A huge supplement company would come out with a New kind of CEE or somthing. Cell tec is so outdated its funny. I dont think anyone thinks There stuff is Crap , its just Overpriced Outdated For 2006.

They were too busy 'testing' 40,000 genes for Anator p-60 to bother with something silly like making a new creatine. I mean seriously, they unlocked your genetic potential, THEY UNLOCKED IT!

Besides, just under 120 dollars US per month for celltech isn't too bad is it?

And seriously muscletech, don't sue me, i'm just stating facts about how much your products cost on bb.com.

[BringnIt]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Leroy Jenkins
You think muscle tec A huge supplement company would come out with a New kind of CEE or somthing. Cell tec is so outdated its funny. I dont think anyone thinks There stuff is Crap , its just Overpriced Outdated For 2006.


They were too busy 'testing' 40,000 genes for Anator p-60 to bother with something silly like making a new creatine. I mean seriously, they unlocked your genetic potential, THEY UNLOCKED IT!

It's called Creakic.

[BigJohn82]

They were too busy 'testing' 40,000 genes for Anator p-60 to bother with something silly like making a new creatine. I mean seriously, they unlocked your genetic potential, THEY UNLOCKED IT!

Besides, just under 120 dollars US per month for celltech isn't too bad is it?

And seriously muscletech, don't sue me, i'm just stating facts about how much your products cost on bb.com.

But it's clinically proven so it must be good right?

[warbird00]

i was wondering if they put some of ronnie colemans genes in anator??
then i would defenently buy it!! lo0l

[ericgonzalez]

They were too busy 'testing' 40,000 genes for Anator p-60 to bother with something silly like making a new creatine. I mean seriously, they unlocked your genetic potential, THEY UNLOCKED IT!

Of course it's estimated there are a maximum of 25,000 genes in the human genome according to this site: http://www.ornl.gov/sci/techresource...nenumber.shtml

D'oh!

[nni]

i was in VS today and i saw two middle aged guys with 2 HUGE tubs of cell-tech and hydroxycut hardcore.

everytime someone buys cell-tech an angel dies.

[clayface]

wheres the pic of jonnie jackson with all the weight on his back?