What do you do when you get a boner while grinding wit a chick?

[Al_Pal]

ya... not sure if they like it, but everyone here is saying they do

we are talking older girls... in a drunken club enviorment.

not a 16 year old at a highschool dance, might be a little weirded out, and her and her friends might get a laugh at your expense.

[Soup Nazi]

are you guys serious?? holy **** man...girls love cock, go with it..

x2

and after reading this thread i hope i never have a daughter lol

[niospecv]

Whip it out and have her stroke it.

[solid_intensity]

HAHAHAH love this thread.. st st st storrrryy tiiiime..

I was at a college party, starting grinding up on a girl, normally I'd get hard and be like oh **** I'm getting hard, but I was wasted and didn't give a fukkk.. and she ended up puttin her ass on it.. and she even started putting her hand palm out on her ass and grabbin my dick thru the jeans! it was awesome, then i shared the love and grinded up on other chicks.. no one minded

I ahve like 3 other occasions poppin wood while dancing, but I was wasted and didn't a give a fukkk. NONE didn't enjoy it. (double negative for the slow ones).

[knappstaman]

HAHAHAH love this thread.. st st st storrrryy tiiiime..

I was at a college party, starting grinding up on a girl, normally I'd get hard and be like oh **** I'm getting hard, but I was wasted and didn't give a fukkk.. and she ended up puttin her ass on it.. and she even started putting her hand palm out on her ass and grabbin my dick thru the jeans! it was awesome, then i shared the love and grinded up on other chicks.. no one minded

I ahve like 3 other occasions poppin wood while dancing, but I was wasted and didn't a give a fukkk. NONE didn't enjoy it. (double negative for the slow ones).

nobody doesnt like sara lee

[dog20]

i was serious guys

[gixxer2184]

i was serious guys

Have you ever grinded with a girl EVER?

[shitbrickhouse]

thank you misc for answering the important questions in life.

ive gotten hard once that i remember, and the girl loved it. gotten a semi a few times and i think they've liked that also.

i have always thought that girls are as curious about packages as guys are about boobs. Like if a guy is at the pool, i think girls will look at the package.

[Super10]

i use to be embarrased by it but as i got older i realized all the girls i've danced with didn't mind the boner they just keep grinding harder!

[mr.perffect]

we are talking older girls... in a drunken club enviorment.

not a 16 year old at a highschool dance, might be a little weirded out, and her and her friends might get a laugh at your expense.

lol ... yea this is a good point.

personally i've heard girls talking about it and they were saying they like it and take it as a compliment.

[luckyshark]

I like to call that situation "An opportunity for free advertisement."

[dog20]

[Araj]

Lift her skirt up and stick it in.

[SameolG_old]

put it against her arse and they always lean into it......and look at me with a sex me face....

[Beachbum1546]

Getting a boner while her ass is grinding your crotch is like the whole purpose of the dance.

[Leeroy_Jenkins]

LMFAO.. awesome dog awesome!

[solid_intensity]

Getting a boner while her ass is grinding your crotch is like the whole purpose of the dance.

ch'yeah buddy, enjoy yooo selfffff

[dog20]

i wonder if al pal got banned cause i reported him for his death threat against me. hmmm.,

[NJPump]

piitb/piitv/pittm (no homo)

[vaporxx188]

I do really hard math in my head as fast as I can (Serious)

haha, i almost do the same thing. except i start thinking about baseball (i hate it) and try to pull out as many stats as possible. girls dont really like it all that much, unless your dancing with a complete tramp

[StevieSparkZ]

Well they certainly aren't doing it "just cause"!

[NIUNIU_SAN]

STEP AWAY(just a lil bit) or keep doin ya thing?

There's a funny video of Van Damme hosting some beauty and dance competition and he's grinding real sexy with these chicks and he gets a boner. The whole audience sees it and he crouches over to hide it..

But they're Dutch.


If you're getting hard, you gotta nip it in the bud, do something like,

'**** gotta make a call, be right back'

and bail quickly, pretend to make a call. Even going the motions of doing that will drop your temperature..

[HHH_Batista]

that happened to me twice, and it felt so good that I came rite away , but then had to go to the bathroom to wipe it off

[HeLiu]

'**** gotta make a call, be right back'

and bail quickly, pretend to make a call. Even going the motions of doing that will drop your temperature..

do you really need to hide it? I talked to a senior friend that sat right next to me in class bout it.

"yea it happened in junior semi. I got in the car with my car and he grinned at me and asked 'did u feel it?' I was like, 'you know i felt it so why are you asking???'

i lol'ed

"but yea its normal"

and she aint a tramp or anything

[proteinpump]

I penetrate!

[HHH_Batista]

x2

and after reading this thread i hope i never have a daughter lol

I didnt want to have daughters long time before reading this thread

[RIP Quorthon]

trust me whenever i dance with a chick i try to pop a boner. but obviously most of the time i cant cuz the chick either sucks or is not hot. but when i do damn do they keep grinding harder. trust me bro

Man, I was hammered just after Christmas and I was dancing with this chick who had a nice face but was kinda.... enormous. I danced with her for about 7 minutes, hammered as hell, and there was no reaction whatsoever. I know it wasn't the booze; I've had whiskey dick before - this was just because I found the chick so damn unattractive.

Her ass was pretty fat so she couldn't feel it anyway. I told her I was gonna go get a drink and come back, then I bolted.

[King Makaveli]

The relationship section is ****ing ridiculous. You expect to not get hard when a girl is grinding her ass on your dick? Wow...

[BEhave]

wow

Girls grind on you TO GIVE YOU WOOD

They like it when u get it, the problem is its embarrasing walking around with wood after dancing

thast why copression shorts ftw!

exactly

[MedicineMan81]

Don't wear sweatpants to the dance party. You'll be good to go.