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    Any waiters out there, new formula for picking up chicks...

    I work at Chili's and read a thread here a while back that gave me an idea. I read about how the scent and presence of male sweat and phermones increases a woman's arousal level as well as appreciation of men in the area. So I decided to put this to the test.

    I worked there two weekends, Weekend A and B. Weekends are good because that is when most hot women come in. Anyway I decided weekend A I am going to start flirting with every good looking woman I served and at the end of their meal if the flirting went well enough I would stand around and say "You forgot something" and they always look confused and respond "What?" and I reply your number as I hand them a pen and a receipt. Weekend A I asked 67 ladies for their number and 9 of them actually gave it to me.

    Now weekend B was the dependent variable in the experiment. Now I was going to repeat everything I did in weekend A except every woman I served I rubbed my hand in my sweaty crotch for 6-8 seconds and then rubbed it around the rims of their drinks and plates of food. I proceeded to repeat the same line for numbers after I use the same old jokes and stories. Weekend B I asked 81 women for their number and 43 actually gave it to me. That is just a bit over 50% compared to the 9/67 which is around 14%. It just shows that males do produce phermones down there which turn girls on. So remember next time you go out rub your hand down there for a bit and get your scent on you and on girls. I suggest as close to their face as possible (drinks, plates, silverware, wave your hands by their face, etc)

    Just thought I would share my little experiment.
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    So in other words you just sexually harassed 81 girls all in one night?


















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    if any of those people u rubbed ur cock on rims of plates n **** get sick u r SO FUKED
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    No, I don't got herpes. Overall though I got alot of numbers of some fine babes. Hard to keep track of them though, alot of the same names and some don't even have names. Much pussy for me
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    i'm not a female but i'll never eat at chili's again. for added kick, sprinkle a few pubic hairs on her plate. you can just tell her its a garnish. bon apatite
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    did you get any of them with the GOAT or the Batwing?
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    This sounds so dumb, but I wouldn't doubt it's true.

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    Originally Posted by Love2Squat
    I work at Chili's and read a thread here a while back that gave me an idea. I read about how the scent and presence of male sweat and phermones increases a woman's arousal level as well as appreciation of men in the area. So I decided to put this to the test.

    I worked there two weekends, Weekend A and B. Weekends are good because that is when most hot women come in. Anyway I decided weekend A I am going to start flirting with every good looking woman I served and at the end of their meal if the flirting went well enough I would stand around and say "You forgot something" and they always look confused and respond "What?" and I reply your number as I hand them a pen and a receipt. Weekend A I asked 67 ladies for their number and 9 of them actually gave it to me.

    Now weekend B was the dependent variable in the experiment. Now I was going to repeat everything I did in weekend A except every woman I served I rubbed my hand in my sweaty crotch for 6-8 seconds and then rubbed it around the rims of their drinks and plates of food. I proceeded to repeat the same line for numbers after I use the same old jokes and stories. Weekend B I asked 81 women for their number and 43 actually gave it to me. That is just a bit over 50% compared to the 9/67 which is around 14%. It just shows that males do produce phermones down there which turn girls on. So remember next time you go out rub your hand down there for a bit and get your scent on you and on girls. I suggest as close to their face as possible (drinks, plates, silverware, wave your hands by their face, etc)

    Just thought I would share my little experiment.
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    I'm glad that my information helped you, Love2Squat.

    For anyone else who wants to reference my advice, look here.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=720158
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    this thread is inspiring
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    Originally Posted by kliplemet
    this thread is inspiring
    Hellz yeah.



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    sounds like BS to me

    no man work be a jerk and rub ball sweat on the drinks of 80 women.
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    Planning another experiment soon will be back with report
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    You could have gotten fired for that if someone complained..........
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    does not work buddy
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