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02-24-2006, 06:10 AM #1cbeichner418
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Chuck Norris
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02-24-2006, 06:11 AM #2Ice Season is here!
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oh God, no more Chuck, no more Chuck.
"did you just say that with a lisp?" - Fitty
"Guns don't kill people, quarter inch holes through a vital organ kills people." - Mindripper
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02-24-2006, 06:13 AM #3Im on it
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NO MORE CHUCK NORRIS THREADS PLEASE!!! if you love him so much, use teh search button!!!!
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02-24-2006, 06:13 AM #4
lmao
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02-24-2006, 06:16 AM #5cbeichner418
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u shouldnt talk about chuck that way
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02-24-2006, 06:19 AM #6Im on it
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yeah i know, roundhouse kick. if he wants to see posts about teh chuck norris. There is like 5000 threads already about him.Originally Posted by cbeichner418
i dont think chuck will be pissed at that
if i remember correctly. The last chuck norris thread had the same topic and got locked due to ChuckNorris-Overflow
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02-24-2006, 06:23 AM #7Professor
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ok - Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon
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02-24-2006, 06:27 AM #8Im bigger than you.
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If chuck read this thread and blinked, you would die..
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02-24-2006, 06:30 AM #9User Registered
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I was shaving this morning and my reflection turned into Chuck Norris. He gave a wry smile, I gave him a high five and continued shaving.
"Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging. It makes a man a king" - Seth Brundle
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02-24-2006, 06:31 AM #10Im bigger than you.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze while peeing. Actually, He does it on purpose.
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02-24-2006, 06:40 AM #111337
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I can do that too... But piss goes everywhere...Originally Posted by goodkid
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02-24-2006, 07:24 PM #12Im bigger than you.
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I dont really like the chuck norris craze, but deep down i know that if Chuck were to trip, the ground would fall.
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02-24-2006, 07:26 PM #13MicroChipped Population
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Originally Posted by cbeichner418
agreed
he will give you a roundhouse if you doears and titties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV6z0xh2gl8
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02-24-2006, 07:29 PM #14Cutting Kicks Ass
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
"The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it, as long as you really believe 100 percent." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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02-24-2006, 07:42 PM #15Registered User
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Heres some Chuck Facts that I wrote myself.
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-Houdini ain't got **** on Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris was the original main character in Mission Impossible.
But the directors soon realized their mistake and would have to
change the entire name of the movie if Chuck Norris was going
to star in it.
-Missing in Action is not a movie, it's real war footage. Chuck Norris
was let loose in the Jungles to freely kill anyone he wanted. They
simply had several cameraman follow him around on his killing
rampage. But Chuck quickly became bored and killed the cameramen too,
and the footage was later discovered and compiled into a movie.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger pumps iron. Chuck Norris stares at himself in a mirror, and get's bigger immediately.
-When George W. Bush ordered U.S. troops to Iraq claiming their were
Weapons of Mass Destruction to be found. He was really talking about
Chuck Norris' Left and Right legs. It's a big mistake sending an
army after Chuck Norris. Because he's ****ing Chuck Norris.
Guess they never saw Rambo.
-Prisoners are kept in 10x10 cells, 50,000 square feet of
barbed wire fencing and 10 foot thick concrete walls for a reason.
That reason? Chuck Norris.
-Giving birth is not the most painfull experience in the world. But
being starred down by Chuck Norris with the Walker,Texas Ranger theme
playing in the background is.
-Whenever you see clouds in the air, Chuck Norris just farted.
-Chuck Norris holds the world's Arubix-Cube record. He can complete
43 cubes simutaneously in 10 seconds. The only reason it took him
10 seconds was because Chuck Norris first had to handle an
unruly spectator that doubted Chuck's abilities.
-Chuck Norris can speak 10 different langauges.....
At the SAME time.
-The reason why countries goto war and battle is not because of
hate. It's purely for Chuck Norris' entertainment purposes only.
If people didnt kill each other, Chuck Norris would.
-Before competing in any major martial arts events, Chuck Norris is
required to drink 10 gallons of Grain Alcohol and inject with Sedatives
steadily throughout the day. This is so that it is more FAIR for
his opponents. Too bad even drugs are afraid of Chuck Norris.
-When scientists studied the distinction of the dinosaurs. Nearly all
skeletal remains indicate broken jaws or missing heads.
Chuck Norris could not be reached for comments.
-Chuck Norris cooks his food by starring it down. The pure rage coming
out of his eyes turns into some unknown form of cancerous
heat rays. But Chuck Norris IS the cure for cancer, so he eats it anyways.
-Chuck Norris doesn't need to manually cook his food. He simply stares
at whatever he wants to eat and out of pure fear, it cooks ITSELF.
-The Hokey Pokey is not what it's all about.
But rather everything is about Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris invented the internet.
-Chuck Norris can round-house kick death itself, this is why
Chuck Norris cannot die.
-If you see a road named "norris drive", you'll surely also see a
large graveyard nearby. The last thing those people ever saw while
driving on that road was Chuck Norris jumping out from behind a bush
and round-house kicking their car until it exploded.
-The reason states require people to get Insurance on their cars is
incase they run into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will stand right out
in the middle of the ****ing Interstate, he just doesn't give a ****.
-When getting insurance for your home, if you keep skipping down past
Flood Coverage, there is a check box that says "Chuck Norris"
-Chuck Norris eats bricks and ****s out sand.
-Chuck Norris can eat an entire Greyhound Bus faster than you can
get out of one.
-Chuck Norris can walk into a lumber yard and stare down the wood.
Soon after, an entire house is mysteriously formed.
-There is no such thing as an atomic bomb, there is only Chuck Norris.
-Some people try to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Chuck Norris can kill
345 birds WITHOUT a stone.
-Chuck Norris' idea of 'bulking' consists of not eating 5,000 calories
a day. But eating 5,000 animals a day...minimum.
-Chuck Norris inhales Oxygen and exhales carbon monoxide.
Similar to him, even his breath is a silent killer.
If your carbon monoxide detector goes off, Chuck Norris may
be hiding somewhere in your house.
-If you see a tornado headed your way, Chuck Norris is at
the core of it, and is round-house kicking people into the sky."Yea....That's what SHE SAID!!!"
"In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."
"Obama can eat **** and die for all I care! He's just a black Hitler in disguise...and americans IQ level just dropped for electing him!"
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02-24-2006, 07:45 PM #16blackheadremovaltools.com
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Knock knock... Who is it?.. Chuck Norris..... *Open Door*... BAM!! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE FACE
Chuck Norris says if you make more threads about him on the BB forum C_Kent will slap the **** outta you!Last edited by C_Kent; 02-24-2006 at 07:51 PM.
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02-24-2006, 07:50 PM #17No delts no care
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Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
Loose = The bolts are loose.
There = She is there now.
Their = They have their things.
They're = They're going to the mall.
To = They came to the house.
Too = That's too bad.
Two = 2.
Your = Your dinner is ready.
You're = If you're 150lbs you better have a 6 pack.
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02-24-2006, 07:53 PM #18I screw, I nut, I bolt
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Chuck, Chuck bo buck, bananna fanna fo duck, feee fy fo muck.......BAM!! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE FACE
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