reps for the team enzyte crew tomarrow when I recharge... still cant understand why people fell for it. Thanks for the laughs!
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01-20-2006, 08:42 PM #121The Dark Side
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01-20-2006, 09:03 PM #122Easily Confused
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No prob, just let me know where to meet her and I'll take care of it.Originally Posted by my_whey
When the opportunity has arrived,
The time for preparation has past.
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01-20-2006, 09:23 PM #123Hairy Blue Monster
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Ack!!!
ROFLMMFAO!!!!Originally Posted by carcinogenI'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED! - CARTMAN
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01-20-2006, 10:15 PM #124Live Wire
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This is an entertaining thread... BUT
...you guys (<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b216/larsoquist/loco.gif" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket">) that submitted for testing... you can't be serious?! Can you?
Don't you know the only way to actually increase length permanently is through alien surgery?
<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b216/larsoquist/ufoabduction.gif" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket">
(and NO! You can NOT apply for this. Selection is random and THEY keep the logs. However, if you stand naked in the Nevada mountains during a full moon holding a sign that reads "Team Enzyte"... you have a dang good shot.)
Funny stuff Team Enzyte! Reps for laughs. <img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b216/larsoquist/LOL.gif" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket">mot·ley ( mŏt ' lē ) adj. Having elements of great variety or incongruity, composed of inharmonious elements
"Hey man, get out of my face
I deal with my problems at my own pace
With your screwed-down, anti-human views
Deal with the pressures by playing the blues
If you wanna live life on your own terms
You gotta be willing to crash and burn" - Nikki Sixx
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01-21-2006, 11:05 AM #125Originally Posted by chlaxmanThis is why under the expectations, we listed a sense of humor.
"People do not lack strength, they lack will."
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01-21-2006, 11:12 AM #126Registered User
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i just want to knock BOBs teeth out in that commercial...damn that bob
Absence Of Evidence Is Not Evidence Of Absence...
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01-21-2006, 12:07 PM #127
Didn't anyone know that Enzyte is BS anyways??? People found out that it was a bunch of vitamins in the pills... no special formula whatsoever. Enzyte made false claims about the pills and have gotten sued.
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01-21-2006, 01:36 PM #128The Gun Show
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Any news Team enzyte??
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01-21-2006, 01:41 PM #129Just the tip
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News on what?Originally Posted by Guardian
Panthers/Tar Heels/Hurricanes/Durham Bulls
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01-23-2006, 05:55 AM #130^^Damned Handsome^^
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That is hilarious!!Originally Posted by GimpyPawNo prob, just let me know where to meet her and I'll take care of it.
Reps!!!Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
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01-23-2006, 06:17 AM #131^^Damned Handsome^^
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For all you guys who got cheated in the man department & those who had your hopes up after reading this thread, Team Enzyte aims to please. Here you go!
http://www.tritonhealth.com/enzyte/order.php
Please feel free to do a log/review.Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
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01-23-2006, 06:45 AM #132Registered User
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dont forget me
SEARCH B4 POSTING !!!!
SEARCH B4 POSTING !!!!
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01-25-2006, 12:47 PM #133Registered User
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Wow, I just realized that Enzyte has well over 2,700 compalints that have been filed with the Better Business Bureau. How the hell do you guys manage to stay in business?
"From apes or sons of God, let every act be sacred. " Killing Joke
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01-25-2006, 01:01 PM #134^^Damned Handsome^^
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We count on customers being totally unaware of the situations at hand. So......you wanna sample?Originally Posted by LJ57Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
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01-25-2006, 01:05 PM #135Just the tip
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The real question is: Do you actually think this was serious?Originally Posted by LJ57Panthers/Tar Heels/Hurricanes/Durham Bulls
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01-25-2006, 01:20 PM #136Registered User
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No thanks..I think I'll pass.Originally Posted by Team Enzyte"From apes or sons of God, let every act be sacred. " Killing Joke
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01-25-2006, 03:50 PM #137roflOriginally Posted by chlaxman
"People do not lack strength, they lack will."
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01-25-2006, 05:07 PM #138Medallion Wearing CEO10k
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We need a viagra rep here asap.
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01-25-2006, 05:30 PM #139Oh My Goodness!Originally Posted by EphedraWe need a viagra rep here asap."People do not lack strength, they lack will."
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06-12-2006, 08:51 AM #140^^Damned Handsome^^
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bump.
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
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06-23-2006, 08:57 AM #141Registered User
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I dunno if you are still looking for participants but anyway....
Age 21
Sex Male
Current supplements: Creatine Monohydrate, ON Whey Protein, NOW Multi Vitamin
Previous logs:
None thus far
Why we should select you as a tester:
I would love to have an opportunity to be a tester for a new upcoming product. I will provide an unbiased report of my experiences, provide measurements and a daily log.Age: 27
Height: 5'10
Starting Weight: 194lbs
Starting BF%: 23.5%
Current Weight: 174lbs
Current BF%: 19%
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06-23-2006, 09:01 AM #142four left turns to go...
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Originally Posted by TexasJoe
good luck. i had to buy all new pants after trying this product.www.placebro.net
This is a bandit's life, it comes and goes and thems the breaks.
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06-23-2006, 09:05 AM #143^^Damned Handsome^^
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Would you like to sample the new Methylated Enzyte? Its hard on the liver, but even harder on the vagina!Originally Posted by TexasJoe
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
"I'm not cheating, I'm winning!" - my 5-yr old son
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
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06-24-2006, 06:39 AM #144OMGROFL!!!Originally Posted by Team EnzyteWould you like to sample the new Methylated Enzyte? Its hard on the liver, but even harder on the vagina!
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06-24-2006, 07:03 AM #145RUTHLESS AFFECTION!!!!
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Bootysweat, I'm your only man in lyfe, don't get distracted.Originally Posted by Bootysweat!
I Rep Back!
Owe:
Recharge:
jbodybuilder, nickrut
Owe Me:
Negs:
Lecter(4 lyfe)
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06-24-2006, 12:43 PM #146Registered User
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guys reality check none of this dick pills work i tried 2 other brands and it dint work i have never read any people claiming that this product works unless is a rep if these pill works everthbody will be buying the stuff like no tomorrow at best they could increased the libido and circulation you guys will try any **** they pimp here for free even if is cat **** in a pill.
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06-24-2006, 12:48 PM #147Easily Confused
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Wow, strong "cluelessness"Originally Posted by pierrefarineWhen the opportunity has arrived,
The time for preparation has past.
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06-24-2006, 12:55 PM #148Registered User
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i guess gimpy you are one of the testers good luck bro.
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06-24-2006, 01:06 PM #149
Originally Posted by pierrefarine
hahahahaha.
just a suggestion, read through some of the thread.********
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06-24-2006, 01:10 PM #150Just the tip
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Yes he is one of our shillsOriginally Posted by pierrefarine
I think this page was my crowning achievement on bb.com. I still love to go back and read this thread when I have a tough day. I'd like to thank TE for giving me the opportunity to rep for him, and I have to give it up for Will Power; without him as my b-tch I could never have done this.Panthers/Tar Heels/Hurricanes/Durham Bulls
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