Best rap punchlines

[tolux]

Obie trice (**** hit the fans) jarule diss

'they say why dont we increase the peace
the only peace(piece) increased it that which deletes ur peeps
cos n****s run mouth but they dont run streets
till that 4 5 will cease their speech'

'i'm tryna be as bleek with my speech as possible
just incase a n***a try's to throw me an obstacle
n***a i'm not boxing u, i'm hospitable
i put u in the hospital, thats how i get at u
let the doc op on u, he dont rid u
u back on the streets, i send another hit at u
this is not an hypocitical issue, imma critical condition your tissue'.

'curtis pulled your skirt up, n***a u got murdered
now take it like a man, and shake it off DAMN'.

'how u gonn slap up my man its ficticious
n***a we send stan to come murder your b****es'

One of the best punchlines in a verse i ever heard

[liftthat]

Canibus comes HARD. Too bad most of his music after 2000BC is not very good.
C true Hollywood stories was awful, Defcom Zero was retarded random songs I've heard have just been like, wtf?

His material just changed, still on of the most lyrical rappers ever.

old canibus= punchlines & hard lyrics
new canibus= metaphors & metaphysical topics.

just depends on which you like more.

[ALBOKING1]

they say white man cant jump so why the f*ck im so fly ..... something like that by THE KID GASHI or known as G4SHI

[shaneee]

My flow should be forbidden
I freestyled one time and Nas told me It Was Written

[xxAnonymous30]

Canibus-Buckingham Palace is filled with some sick lines:

"There ain't a microphone brave enough to give me feedback"

"Me without lyrics is like a porn flick without sex
Illmatic, my lyrical skills are Jurassic
With more flavor then Skittles when I'm digitally mastered"

Almost forgot this segment:
"Canibus is the ultimate executioner's dream
Swingin the guillotine, cause whenever the head is severed
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it
Don't ever get it confused, ****in with Canibus
The human Rubix Cube like you got somethin to prove"

This whole song is just golden man.

[Harry815]

Eminem:


Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get applause
And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!

-Eminem (Nuttin to Do)


"I walked into a gun fight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast that when your blood spilled, it was still blue"
- Eminem (Still Don't Give a ****)



"So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f*** if this chick was my own mother
I still f*** her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine"

-Eminem (I'm Back)

[xxAnonymous30]

Some more ill punchlines:

Kendrick Lamar:"TMI, TSA, man I'm fly
Put wings on my back
That a plane or angel? Both
Like a pilot with a halo - whoa..
Gross.."

Big Pun:"Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana" Sick as double etendre

"Your squadron'll be barred from rap
Like Adam and Eve from the garden
I'm carvin' my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed, you see the "BP" shine off the boardhead"

[Blackbyno]

Money quote" serious about my money its so glorious my cash is B.I.G. so I call it the notorious." It's a one liner but I thought it was cool.

[DasQball]

"A lot a beer a lot of girls and a lot of cursin'. .22 automatic on my person."

27 years later and it still holds up!!!

[Dopekilla123]

post up the best rap punchlines you've heard

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U c dis muh4cka in d future he's a caper/ / 4xce
U c me muh4cka in d future I'm a Caper/ / 4xce

VΞЯSΞ ФИΞ
D devil knws m its masta_so anytim it sees me, it cals me a monsta_m beatin all dis demons nw, dey gettin maniac_wen dey c me on ma gait, dey feel m a mafian_i torment satanism_wit mafianism_m in d spirit nt exorcisms_dis is nt 2 entice ya nor euphemism_as a guy of terror no terrorisms_ain't tlkin 'bout an artiste, av got in here_Reminisce 2 bad restin fair_ma past nt 2 gud cnt tak it anywhere_m facin d front, lukin behind, care_***** use ur cutlass well 2 fetch u hoes_ur presnt will die d future knws_m usin ma rightful tim d left I bone_cos it taks thousands of yrs rotten stones.

VΞЯSΞ ΓЩФ
If rap is a college m in P B kappa_if women are music m a philanderer_lik talent is gold I shud b a digger_ if flows is a document y'all r photocopier_i will smok u dry nd preserv u 2 famish_nd if u get cremated I'll piss on ur ashes_dnt luk down on me 4rm beyond u will b grinded_lik d dana u could involv in d crashes_my future is smooth it got no rashes_there is no dot so I dnt nyd 2 patch it_ma punch so hrd dan fire wood u cnt fetch it_examinin ma future m tryna sketch it_lik security, haters tryna check it_but its tops hierarchy soldiers pledge it_its nothin 2 4ck with no dick, no pussy, no middle finga, its Bright nd Prechious.

VΞЯSΞ ΓHЯΞΞ
I won't say rappas r clowns cos I more of dem_if dey r rappa den I am Rappest_rap, rappa, rappest who r d rap it's claimless_lik Lil wayne imma dance wit reality_d presidnt cater I feel his intensity_with intelligence, 2 consume u'v got high propensity_u found little u strt solicity_ nw a leada we form d lead city_nt tlkin secondry sch or university_i dnt think of travelling dey want me 2 lodge_dey wanna pls me, haters wud always find fault_dey worthless my future is their thought.

This is a rap by the futuree best and richest rapper in the World. U can add his pin for instrumentals and maany more. Bb pin: 21647f3c.

[Dopekilla123]

Ur flows not worse, but just so whack_u wrote ur rhymes on facebuk, dey got siphillis 2 bad_u cnt b d rap king since u Lord flies_u cnt beat me rap prince I made d king just died_u not short ma punch made u dwarf_made ur flow useless lik a decade fud spoiled_now u wonderin hw an ant could b so tall_dan a giraffe, lik ur neck so long_ur waist size nobody can figure out_u got gud shape dey cal u mr.ameoba_ur hnds 2geda ma rap hndcuffed u_u so divine ma dog sh-t abode u_ma flows made u thirst now u cn drink up a lake_u only bath wen it rains_u stink lik a dry sh-t out of d gabbage__if u a rodent d town will b ful of trap_i rep d best nokia product, u r dumped in China_dis ***got thought he's rocky nd tryna box me_ma punch scattered him, he's now broccolli.

[Dopekilla123]

I'm not ur boy, but ur Boss_4r ur city I'm d Mayor_I dominate ur country dan a preceedoh!_u said u are sick av got d prescription 2 treat ur 4ck up_c dis ***gots dick charged just 2 4ck me up_I'm neitha a lady nor a gay so get off ur middle finga nd dnt drm 2 com_we negroid rappas are takin it 2 d nxt level_u upcomin craps think u lucifer we are already devils_we are tubers y'all wanna b weevils_herbicides we free still u cnt mingle_

[Dopekilla123]

CHФЯЦS
I'm isolated wit just one thin
Comin on wit ma braw
Chasin til eternity
Until I get ma joy. // 2xce

Alone witt ma thought
Is there any fault
I'm alone witt ma thought
I wanna go up
Wanna stand firm. // 2xce.

VΞЯSΞ ФИΞ
I get deep like a valley_i'm d one ur mentor wanna date, Kimberly_wen others are on quest, I remain d realest_i am d best y'all niggies cn bet it_av got d definition_of d swaggs I make recognition_i am my own wit ur anticipation_u cnt mistake, I am ur correction_i top d whole sky scrapers_so genle witt ma gees smokin doughs nd gettin papers_ur grl frnd sees me she want jada kiss_ur sista hates u, u ought 2 knw m d reason_all dis rappas ar craps, I remain distinct_so wen I spk u,ve gotten no choice dan 2 insist_i'm left alone pls lemme b.

VΞЯSΞ ΓЩФ
Wen I'm cruisin on d str all dey is stare_i neva mind anyone I'm facin ma ambition dat made me fair_i may not b betta off but d best nyds ssom cheque_storm fights anytim haterss tryna check_av got d skills of a conneissuer_if u're an organization I will sue yo_neva wanna beef ya u get ma nerves nw I will make u hiccup_lik Vec we are on t.o.p on top_i'm a roocket so fly nd ova d sky_wat is d llimit dats wat I'm about 2 decide_MAx is d boesssss y'all are bouncers_leave me isolated cos I may sack ya.

[cdizzzle]

"Mad I kick that **** that real *****s feel when 99 percent of your fans wear high heels" - Canibus


"ASK CANIBUS HE AINT UNDERSTANDIN THIS CAUSE 99 PERCENT OF HIS FANS DONT EXIST" - LL

[zafeer20]

"You don't know the technique so don't tell lies I'll shoot your mom in the back and **** them bulletholes til she does"
-immortal technique (freestyle battle)

[cdizzzle]

So many of the lines in this thread are corny af

Now its all about versace, you copied my style. Five shots couldnt drop me, I took it and smiled

[mcmullan3055]

Think I'm going to download jayz albums when I get home

[gregwa11]

"if you wanna talk girls you cant follow this, i been through more skins than your average dematologist" - lord finesse

hip 2 da game has just about all of the best punchlines ever. finesse is the king of punchlines.

[smitty2250]

"I still see guys out there reppin' that 'keep it real' shyt, yeah that's what you dudes do, you keep it real shyt.

[DatDrummer]

2Pac - Hit Em Up

Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house?
Now it's all about Versace, you copied my style
5 shots couldn't drop me: I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K, I'm still the thug that you love to hate

[I3elowAverage]

So many of the lines in this thread are corny af

Now its all about versace, you copied my style. Five shots couldnt drop me, I took it and smiled

now im bout to set the record straight, with my ak im still the thug that you love to hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I always lol'd when I heard this

Last I heard, y'all *****s was havin sex, with the same sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain ****ing a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand

also punchlines? Big L hands down

[kurtwald]

ask beavis i get nothing "but head"

[Hotdawgy]

all of lil waynes

[mofofeng]

You know why my hands are so Numb?
Because my grandmother sucked my dick
and I didn't cum

D12 - fight music

[lowroller21212]

Young Jeezy - Bottom of the map


all that tough talk you just wasting you breath
hit you ass with them thangs have you chasing your breath
you got loose lips..you better put a collar on 'em
black chanel frames I spent a couple dollars on 'em

[kitpapa]

Kinda appropriate in the forum...

50cent
"I love you like a fat kid love cake"