Best rap punchlines

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by UliqMadiq

Chino spits quality

agreed on that

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:05 PM

"I'll put you on a IV but not the roman numeral four/
But the IV that leads to the funeral floor" ~ Apathy

"I throw more blows then boxing doctor octavius" ~ Apathy

**D33P THINK3R** · 01-13-2006, 08:06 PM

Chino XL is the hit with a "S"

"I don't twist words
I'll leave ya throat slit in six thirds like Nick Berg's"
- Diabolic

"Everything they say, the media listens
That's why I got 'very little patience' like pediatricians" (think about it..)
- bEkAy

"Rappin like you act mean, this f*g's clean
In the end... you're just a fake bitch, like a drag queen"
- Big L

Just a few I remember right now.

**strongnripped** · 01-13-2006, 08:08 PM

Im the truth like nonfiction

**1+3+3=7** · 01-13-2006, 08:09 PM

Eminem

"...we ain't friends trying to make amends
if you ain't ever stole a gate you can take a fence..."

"...you wanna see fights I got a match for ya
you couldn't flip **** playing in toilets with a spatula..."

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R

"I don't twist words
I'll leave ya throat slit in six thirds like Nick Berg's"
- Diabolic

i dont mean to go o/t, but what else has diabolic released aside from that track with i.t.? that track was sick though too. his whole verse was sick.

You'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots - diabolic

Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps - diabolic

I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction - diabolic

**D33P THINK3R** · 01-13-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by blood vs. water

i dont mean to go o/t, but what else has diabolic released aside from that track with i.t.? that track was sick though too. his whole verse was sick.

You'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots - diabolic

Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps - diabolic

I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction - diabolic

Diabolic is SICK. He released a mixtape, I know of. I believe his album is gonna come out soon, too.

He hasn't released much but he sent me a lot of ****, maybe 20 to 35 tracks in all. Would be more if I still had his "Stylez 4 Free" mixtape.

"I wanna split a cop's wig and pop Crys' like I shot BIG"

"I explore the honest approach
Danced with the Devil - and slit his choreographer's throat"
- Diabolic

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R

Diabolic is SICK. He released a mixtape, I know of. I believe his album is gonna come out soon, too.

He hasn't released much but he sent me a lot of ****, maybe 20 to 35 tracks in all. Would be more if I still had his "Stylez 4 Free" mixtape.

"I wanna split a cop's wig and pop Crys' like I shot BIG"

"I explore the honest approach
Danced with the Devil - and slit his choreographer's throat"
- Diabolic

yeah he is. that one verse on i.t.'s hidden track was enough to show he has skills. if you could upload those tracks i would appreciate it and im sure others will too.

**Eshamed51** · 01-13-2006, 08:26 PM

Vakills got some sick punchlines but i cant find his lyrics online.

**_Spiral** · 01-13-2006, 08:36 PM

I'm going to have to say Lloyd Banks is the king of punchlines though he runs out...anytime he uses them you can't hep but smile "Banks is cooler than the other side of a pillow"... A lot of you are just putting quotes of parts of verses up not actual punchlines

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by _Spiral

I'm going to have to say Lloyd Banks is the king of punchlines

im going to have to disagree with that

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:40 PM

I have diabolics mixtape and demo.

Btw diabolic got in alot of trouble. In a battle he made a punchline about MF Grimm (Who is disabled). I heard he stopped rapping for a bit and apologized to Grimm. Dougy fresh and alot of other guys dissed him because of that

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

I have diabolics mixtape and demo.

Btw diabolic got in alot of trouble. In a battle he made a punchline about MF Grimm (Who is disabled). I heard he stopped rapping for a bit and apologized to Grimm. Dougy fresh and alot of other guys dissed him because of that

wtf man!! mixtape monday and you didnt put up diabolic's? im dissappointed.

**Eshamed51** · 01-13-2006, 08:42 PM

turned his cd on Vakill is sick

''i beat the odds like an abusive freak show owner' lmao

'my hip hop status is c-section cuz i'm a cut above you pussys''

Lloyd Banks is the king of punchlines i dont think so not even in the top 10

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by blood vs. water

wtf man!! mixtape monday and you didnt put up diabolic's? im dissappointed.

I wanted to listen to it first before I sent it

I'm uploading it as we speak

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

I wanted to listen to it first before I sent it

I'm uploading it as we speak

nice

**D33P THINK3R** · 01-13-2006, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

I have diabolics mixtape and demo.

Btw diabolic got in alot of trouble. In a battle he made a punchline about MF Grimm (Who is disabled). I heard he stopped rapping for a bit and apologized to Grimm. Dougy fresh and alot of other guys dissed him because of that

I didn't hear about that, what's the line?

I heard Doug E Fresh dissed him because Diabolic called him a wash up on that show.

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Eshamed51

turned his cd on Vakill is sick

''i beat the odds like an abusive freak show owner' lmao

'my hip hop status is c-section cuz i'm a cut above you pussys''

Lloyd Banks is the king of punchlines i dont think so not even in the top 10

Damn those are nice punchlines. I always heard Vakill got sick lyrics, but his mic skills are pretty bad from the few tracks I have from him.

**sword chucks** · 01-13-2006, 08:46 PM

you got beef, we got shells, hamburger help ya

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:48 PM

"ive been makin metaphors before mf grimm was joggin" ~ Diabolic

MF Grimm

Im laughing so hard just thinking about it. Cuz Grimm looks so innocent in this pic

Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R

I didn't hear about that, what's the line?

I heard Doug E Fresh dissed him because Diabolic called him a wash up on that show.

That could be right about Doug E fresh. I just know that alot of people didnt apperciate the punchline.

**Eshamed51** · 01-13-2006, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

Damn those are nice punchlines. I always heard Vakill got sick lyrics, but his mic skills are pretty bad from the few tracks I have from him.

His album the darkest cloud is sick to me alot of punchlines but story songs and songs with substance good production to its a classic to me you should def check it out.

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Eshamed51

His album the darkest cloud is sick to me alot of punchlines but story songs and songs with substance good production to its a classic to me you should def check it out.

If you have it on comp could you upload it?

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

Im laughing so hard just thinking about it. Cuz Grimm looks so innocent in this pic

yeah he just looks like a happy little kid holding his cd

**sword chucks** · 01-13-2006, 08:51 PM

the bling bling era was cute but its about to be done
i leave you full of clips like the moon blocking the sun

by, immortal technique

**Mrs Grudge** · 01-13-2006, 08:52 PM

"Weed gets my eyes so red I got beef with the crips" ~ Rise

"You couldnt be a star if you were thrown by chinese ninja's" ~ Chino XL

**Eshamed51** · 01-13-2006, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Grudge

If you have it on comp could you upload it?

i would if i had it on the comp i dont think you can even find it in stores
few more albums so sick

''i'll leave the nicest ***** stuck on stupid like he had a retarded conjoined twin''
''9 times out of 10 when you see me i'm stroking pussy like a inspector gadget villain''

**D33P THINK3R** · 01-13-2006, 09:07 PM

"Your chick flirted with me...
Your bedroom is where we going to kick it
**** I get more head & tail, than the coins that flip it"
-JTree

"You think I really care what you call me?
I WOULDN'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK ON AN AIRPLANE, IN AN ORGY!!!"
- bEkAy

"You're useless when rhymin - I'm ruthless and violent
Send you back to ya Moms how you came out... toothless and cryin!!!"
- bEkAy

**bgizzle99** · 01-13-2006, 09:08 PM

-I put 12 shells in ya mouth, like a carton of eggs- Lloyd Banks
- as long as im hear im gonna grab checks, and make my cash strecth longa than giraffe necks- Banks
- Stretch coke like rubber bands, your girl cant sucka good dick, but ya motha can- Hell Rell
- Oh you a stuardist? Good ma, i fly too- Cam'ron
- Canari berguni, yellow-red, yellow diamonds in my ear call em lemon heads- Camron
- I bring da beef to ya front door like Dominoes- Banks

More to come

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R

"You're useless when rhymin - I'm ruthless and violent
Send you back to ya Moms how you came out... toothless and cryin!!!"
- bEkAy

LOL!

**blood vs. water** · 01-13-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by bgizzle99

More to come

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