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Thread: t-shirt slogans here
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01-03-2006, 07:25 PM #91Don't ever lift more than you can handle, and if you do...Jesus is the best spotter ever!!!
He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.
I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my God in whom I trust."
Psalms 91:1-2
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01-09-2006, 07:01 PM #92Originally Posted by 4amWorkouts
"Lift
Eat
Sleep
GROW"squat: 335x8 (last set)
deadlift: 295x8
seated hammer curls: 50x12 (6 each)
flat bench DB presses: 75's@8
45 degree legpress: 450x10
DB shrugs: 120's@15
flat bench DB flys: 40's@10
standing shoulder presses: 60's@8
upright rows: 120x10
barbell preacher curls: 90x8
And I maxed out on standing barbell curl @ 135!! w00t!
I also discovered my 3RM on Vbar cable pulldowns @ 200!!
http://www.myspace.com/topheavyahh
Ain't nuthin but a peanut!!
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01-16-2006, 05:08 PM #100
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01-17-2006, 09:14 PM #101
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01-18-2006, 07:55 PM #102
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01-18-2006, 10:39 PM #103
Front:
(silhouette or sketch of that "javelin" pose, whatever you call it)
"They feel as good as they look."
Back:
"bodybuilding.com"
If you're big and buff it'll be obvious you're talking about your muscles. Unless of course you're a buxom female.
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Front:
"No Touching Allowed" (with the "No" crossed out)
Back:
"bodybuilding.com"
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Front:
"Don't feed the wild beast" (with the "Don't" crossed out)
Back:
"bodybuilding.com"
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Front:
(Guy holding a compact car over his head, or crushing it with his hands)
"Who's the rice burner now?"
or
"Who's burning rice now?"
Back:
"There's no replacement for displacement.
bodybuilding.com"
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Now I'm getting this idea you should have cheesy pick up lines on the shirt...
Front:
"Single beast seeks second back"
(Shakespeare reference: sex is "the beast with two backs")
Back:
"Yeah, it's lame, but what do you expect from a free t-shirt?
bodybuilding.com"
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Front:
"My fortune cookie said, 'You need to work out with me...'
You know the rest, right?"
Back:
"Yeah, it's lame, but what do you expect from a free t-shirt?
bodybuilding.com"Last edited by jtsisyoda; 01-18-2006 at 10:48 PM.
Jan 2005
Bench 150
Squat 125
Deadlift 75
May 2005
Bench 215
Squat 235
Deadlift 275
August 2005
Bench 225
Deadlift 335
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01-18-2006, 10:56 PM #104
For a ladies' shirt:
(sketch of a buff chick with horn-rimmed glasses, lifting a dumbell in one hand, reading a book in the other)
"Brains, brawn and beauty..."
Back:
"Hard work pays off
bodybuilding.com"
BTW, I love "Under Construction" whoever said that.Jan 2005
Bench 150
Squat 125
Deadlift 75
May 2005
Bench 215
Squat 235
Deadlift 275
August 2005
Bench 225
Deadlift 335
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01-18-2006, 11:05 PM #105
I liked the mirror idea, so I'm going to steal it:
(Written backwards)
Stop staring at yourself.
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Sorry to keep posting all this crap... I'm a fountain of mediocre ideas tonight.
Front:
"I hope you respond well to 'hi'...
All the other pick up lines I wrote down got smeared doing bench press."
Back:
"Yeah, it's lame, but what do you expect from a free t-shirt?
bodybuilding.com"Jan 2005
Bench 150
Squat 125
Deadlift 75
May 2005
Bench 215
Squat 235
Deadlift 275
August 2005
Bench 225
Deadlift 335
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01-18-2006, 11:27 PM #106
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01-19-2006, 12:20 PM #107
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01-19-2006, 12:23 PM #108
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01-19-2006, 10:52 PM #109
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01-19-2006, 11:42 PM #110
Id really like to see something that really emphasizes on how dedicated some people can be. Something like
"sorry ms spears i cant go see a movie with you it will screw up my routine"
"I missed my fathers funeral because it was on the day of competition"
"One night i ran out of protein so I ate my dog"
"Bodybuilding.com saving cows annually by offering an alternative protein to Beef"
"Yes if we were starving I'd eat you"
"And for you sir? Yes bartender Ill have 2 percent with a hint of lime"
I think u catch my drift
This is more like lettermans top ten list "top ten ways that u know u are a bodybuilder...last one.......when u think alcoholic means the interim state when u are neither anabolic nor catabolic."We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"
"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage."
"No way would I poison my body with that ****e."
"He knows a lot about Sean Connery!" "Thats hardly a substitute."
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01-21-2006, 12:44 PM #111
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front: how about "my .com can kick your .com's ass"
back: bodybuilding.comLast edited by jpme; 01-21-2006 at 03:50 PM.
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01-21-2006, 03:37 PM #112
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