The most embarrasing thing thats ever happened to you?

**dexterium** · 09-11-2005, 06:05 PM

Hey, I thought of another one.

Back when I was in my 'Eminem Phase' I made a rap song for a girl at another high school. Needless to say she spread it all around and I was like damn, I am a loser lol.

**Yogurt** · 09-11-2005, 07:11 PM

When I was like 12 years old or so, I was sleeping over a friends house. Well I woke up in a puddle of piss. That just sucked, my chest was stuck to my sleeping bag and I was soaked in my own piss. So I just wrapped myself with the sleeping bag and told my friend I need to go home and his carpet was soaked in piss. His parents had to clean it up.

Ya that sucked.

Another memorable time was when I was doing leg presses in the gym and I made a loud fart and this guy heard me but tried to pay me no attention.

I once printed out a porno picture when I was a kid and just threw it away. Next day after school my mom hands me this crumbled up paper and says what's this? I am like omfg!!! wtf!! my friend told me to print that mom!! haha

Also falling on my ass in school wasn't the best of times.

When I was little, me and my brother were running around the tennis court at night being chased by some girls(having fun). Well we end up running into each other and my face collides with his. Well I ended up having a black eye and everyone in school kept saying "ohhh you got stuck in tha eye!" im like no! not that I could explain all of that to everyone...

Another time was when me and my childhood girlfriend were playing a naughty game. We would go behind my apartment building and play spank each other. She would be the mother and I would be the kid, vice versa. When she left, id better be playing tic tac toe in the dirt or she would pull down my pants and spank me. Well sometimes I would not play the game and she would spank me, and I would do the same to her. Well one time my dad looked out my window and caught us. He had a good laugh.

I have pretty much blocked out the most horrible moments and I can't remember.

**erase_** · 09-11-2005, 09:02 PM

In grade 7 (or 8) I had a HUGE crush on this one girl in my class. I mean, I was in love with her (pfft, AFC days). She asked me to walk her home one day so I did...Sort of. She always walked her little neighbor home who was in grade 2 or something. So she had left without me, and I had my bike. So of course, I was catching up to them down the street when I thought of the great idea "I know, i'll impress her by speeding towards her and then doing a huge skid right infront of her"

I'm sure you know where this is going, but anyways, I started the skid a little late and I plowed over both of them completely leveling them to the ground. I flew over the handlebars and ****ed myself up.
I broke my collarbone and scraped up most of my face and arms. I was so embarrassed that the adrenaline stood me up and I was like

"its cool baby, I did that on purpose."

I didn't even know I was hurt. I was trying so desperately to look like i had meant to do it. I didn't know how badly I ****ed myself up until I got home. Needless to say, she never talked to me again.

**WIP** · 09-11-2005, 10:03 PM

this thread kicks a$$. anyway i have a few.

once i was standing around with friends and we see two little kids (about 4th or 5th grade) taking the garbage out to the dumpster across the parking lot at school. this was junior year for me. so my friend spots them and then one says to the other "i dare you to go steal that trash can from them". the guy refuses and so does another guy but i had to be the dumb one. i went out there and am basically having a tug of war match with these kids and a garbage can. i keep telling them "just let go kid i'll give it back". about that time the PE teacher comes out and spots me. i tried to play it off as messing with my little brother, which the kids denied any relation to me, but it didn't work. that whole week i was known as the guy who got sentences and detention for trying to steal a trash can from 5th graders. that week sucked.

this one happened to some guy i heard about. his parents were supposed to be out of town the whole week so he figured why not have some private time and bought some pornos. it was later in the week and he was home alone. so he's butt naked walking around his house and goes to the living room, pops in one of the pornos, and starts jackin it. a few minutes into it his parents come home but he can't hear them pull up. so he's in the middle of it and the pornos blaring. the parents come in and they see him then he sees them. he just takes off to his room and closes the door and stays in for like 5 hours. his parents had to turn the porn off cause he just took off and left everything on. he said he was never able to look his mom in the eye for like 3 months.

one happened to me in 10th grade. i had the runs but thought i could control it. i was doing good for the first three blocks of classes. last block i lost my control concentration and a little got out. wasn't much but enough to make you worry. everywhere i went someone was like "something stinks, somebody rip one?" i went to the bathroom within 5 min of it happening but it was hell walking through everyone to get to the bathroom.

another one was when i was at an arby's. their bathroom was straight out from where everyone eats and they only had one stall and it was missing a door. on top of that the main door to the bathroom was slow to close and very sqeaky. i had to take a dump so i went in and got to it. the stall was basically in front of the main door. so then another dude comes in to wash his hands and the door took forever to close, sqeaking as it did and drawing attention. i was just sitting there staring at everyone eating (probably 15 people) and they were trying to avoid looking at me but i know they saw me cause everyone was about to laugh. just as the door closes the guy dries his hands and he's leaving. same thing happens again....stare down between the guy on the toilet and the people in the resturaunt. had i not found it incredibly funny afterwards i would've been pissed and said something to the manager about it needing fixing. i just got my food and got out of there as fast as possible.

that's pretty much all i got, but i can't remember a few others.

**dexterium** · 09-30-2005, 08:26 PM

I am going to revive this thing with another story.

Back when I was a teen, me and this girl went to a high school hockey game... everyone is out front watching who gets out of their car. Anyways, my car pulls up and it is my step father driving and the girl is in the back... she is just a friend.. and we have "Still D.R.E" just blasting and the damn back door is locked and she can't get out... everyone sees it lol. Not smooth.

Keep this hilarious thread alive.

**KillahPriest** · 02-14-2007, 09:52 AM

i shall bump this because i am ashamed.

i got a giftcard so i was looking for **** to buy online with it. someone linked to the fleshlight website so i figured why not.

long story short, my sister finds the printout receipt and starts laughing. then she asks to borrow socks and goes through my drawers and finds the actual fleshlight. she plays it off like she doesn't see it, but i know she did. she even covered it with socks and just left the room silently. if she googles it i am doomed.

**ChplHillGymGirl** · 02-14-2007, 09:53 AM

orange roughy.

**Kaptn Krunch** · 02-14-2007, 11:36 AM

I've got a few stories.

When I was 19 years old, I threw a party at my house and invited a lot of people. I didn't have a lot of alcohol, so I wanted to be sure I got drunk. I made 3 pitchers of margaritas (3/4 bottle of tequilla total) and downed all of them myself. Maybe 30 min later, my friends started showing up. As we sat down on the couch, that's the last thing I remember till the next morning.

I asked them what happened and why I was only in my boxers and they told me. I guess that I blacked out and as the night wore on, I gave my car keys to my friends to make a liquor store run. By this point, I had stripped down to my boxers because I said it was hot even though it was the middle of winter. Once I realized that my car was driving down the street, I ran outside and started chasing my friends...In my boxers with no shoes...Screaming at the top of my lungs, "come back you fu*kers". I guess that I ran so fast that they all started calling me Forrest. "Run Forrest, run".

Other story - I was having another party at my house and my brother, cousin and I were having a drinking contest. Needless to say, they drank me under the table. Maybe 10 min goes by and I feel like I'm going to puke. I ran downstairs, but someone was in the bathroom. I turned to run outside, but didn't quite make it...And puked all over the back door and carpet. In my brilliance, I grabbed the vacuum and vacuumed the puke up...Which broke the vacuum. My parents were not too happy when they found their ruined vacuum and still make fun of me to this day about it.

2nd to last story - I had spent the whole night drinking for St. Patricks day at a bar near my girlfriends house. Both she and I were extremely drunk, so I had to stay at her house since I would have never made it home. I guess somewhere in the middle of the night, I woke up and tried to find the bathroom, but couldn't make my way up the stairs. She said she woke up to me peeing on the floor in her room. When she told me the story the next morning, I felt so bad. Esepcially when she said she cleaned it up. Guess that's why I married her.

Last story and the best one.

On my honeymoon, my wife and I spent 1 week in New Orleans. We met another couple that was vacationing there and went back to their hotel to get drunk. By about 2am, we all were extremely drunk and they ran out of cigarettes. Since I was "the most sober" they volunteered me to walk across the street to another hotel and buy some smokes.

I walked across the street and into the lobby of the other hotel, and somehow got lost. I ended up in the stairwell of the hotel, with both the door leading outside locked, and the door leading to any other rooms locked too. By this point, I had to pee like no other and seeing that I was stuck, I whipped it out right there and peed all over the hotel stairs. I made sure that I got every single stair too. When I was done, I looked up and saw a security camera pointed directly at me and got freaked out. I ran down the stairs and kicked the outside door as hard as I could, which broke the lock off and I was free.

**gogz** · 02-14-2007, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Deadgame

I had just joined the BB.com board and one of the members kept calling me a clown. Then he kept sending me user messages wanting to dress up in a big red wig and a honking nose. He paid me like 50 bucks. I felt dirty afterwards and it was not long until I told him I was not going to entertain his clown fetish. I did however score me a nice tub of on protein from the BB site. Everyone thinks being a clown is a lot of fun but no one wants to be a sex object

LMFAO

**krazyfk** · 10-26-2007, 11:00 PM

bump

**teenage_guru** · 10-26-2007, 11:09 PM

Premature ejaculation.

**PlasticTrees** · 10-26-2007, 11:14 PM

In grade 8 math class I was bored so I folded a piece of paper as many times as I could and then I tried to rip it in two, my hand slipped and i ended up punching myself in the head pretty hard, luckily only my friend saw it.

**Davesnow** · 10-27-2007, 01:59 AM

I used to fap in freshmen Science class while we watched science movies and ****, sat way in the back and always wore a bigass sweater, so I just slide my arm inside and whipped it out under the sweater, stared at the chicks around me.

**stealth_swimmer** · 10-27-2007, 02:32 AM

I was on a plane and I was falling asleep...farted...pretended I was already asleep.

**Dom_88** · 10-27-2007, 02:41 AM

Let out a HUGE fart in class while everyone was quiet. Don't know why I'm posting this b/c it's not really embarrassing. I was proud of that effort and just cracked up laughing

Originally Posted by PlasticTrees

In grade 8 math class I was bored so I folded a piece of paper as many times as I could and then I tried to rip it in two, my hand slipped and i ended up punching myself in the head pretty hard, luckily only my friend saw it.

LOL.

**FatScottishGuy** · 10-27-2007, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by erase_

In grade 7 (or 8) I had a HUGE crush on this one girl in my class. I mean, I was in love with her (pfft, AFC days). She asked me to walk her home one day so I did...Sort of. She always walked her little neighbor home who was in grade 2 or something. So she had left without me, and I had my bike. So of course, I was catching up to them down the street when I thought of the great idea "I know, i'll impress her by speeding towards her and then doing a huge skid right infront of her"

I'm sure you know where this is going, but anyways, I started the skid a little late and I plowed over both of them completely leveling them to the ground. I flew over the handlebars and ****ed myself up.
I broke my collarbone and scraped up most of my face and arms. I was so embarrassed that the adrenaline stood me up and I was like

"its cool baby, I did that on purpose."

I didn't even know I was hurt. I was trying so desperately to look like i had meant to do it. I didn't know how badly I ****ed myself up until I got home. Needless to say, she never talked to me again.

I seriously LOL'd at this one

**G_n_P15** · 10-27-2007, 07:48 PM

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