I went down to my dealer Kippy to get some D-bol fo' my jacked 22 gauges. Well he's like d@mn man haven't ya hurd D-bol aint nutin now, And he pulls out this dime bag of some purple sh!t. im like WTF is this man. He's all like "Its tonic sheit man f*ck yo lyfe up"! I'm liek "cut the bull man what is it? He then comes out and drops the name "celltech". I?m like WTF! So I took a dime of it and took it the next morning. 30 minutes later I?m all jacked and sh!t, and I know im goin? to roid rage in a second so I decided to head out to town to find some faces to knock in. So I jump into my z-28 with "Twomuchswole" written on the side and head into town. I get out to get sum tiger milk at the mini mart. While I'm there I decided to go take an Ac Slater when some Apu chump gets all in my kool-aid sayin' how the toilet has a weight limit and all and that im just big to go in there. So I pull out 22's and I'm like "hope your face has no limit other wise it well get crushed!" and I just let that fo's face have it. So now this guy all callin' the cops and all, and I know the cops are all to scared of my 22's to try and arrest me so they'll just shoot me. So I hop in my ride and get to house, and the wife is already out front with her arms crossed all p!ssed and sh!t. She starts yellin' at me tellin' me how wanted I'am and all and that everyone know it was me cause no one else is dat jacked. She keeps all b!tchin' still. So I act all alpha and just sit der starin at her tits, and the I pull out my adidas sweat band and put it on backwards, all gangsta' like, and then I said all alpha like "b!tch STFU and get on yo knees."
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Thread: misc im wanted
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09-15-2007, 11:26 PM #1
misc im wanted
Last edited by twomuchswole; 09-15-2007 at 11:28 PM.
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09-15-2007, 11:28 PM #2
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Wow, your not gonna stay in the grey for long, toot toot, I hear a train coming.
The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
I'm impressed, and I'm not easily impressed. Oh wow, look, a blue car.
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09-15-2007, 11:28 PM #3
thanks for trying though
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09-15-2007, 11:28 PM #4
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09-15-2007, 11:29 PM #5
I have a neg left, but I can't decide if I want to waste it on this guy or just rep someone w/ it.
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09-15-2007, 11:31 PM #6
I have a neg left, but I can't decide if I want to waste it on this guy or just rep someone w/ it.
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"No fck that, I'm not gonna miss any reps. I'll die before i miss a rep." - dynamik, #1
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09-15-2007, 11:32 PM #7
I have a neg left, but I can't decide if I want to waste it on this guy or just rep someone w/ it.
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09-15-2007, 11:33 PM #8
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09-15-2007, 11:33 PM #9
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BOOOO! Bad showing
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09-15-2007, 11:34 PM #10
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09-15-2007, 11:34 PM #11
**** troll
misc Flying Dutchman member #66.6
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09-15-2007, 11:34 PM #12
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09-15-2007, 11:35 PM #13
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09-15-2007, 11:37 PM #14
what a dumbass..its an obivious copy cum and paste
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09-15-2007, 11:37 PM #15
idk know how many i have left but mise as well be you guys
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09-15-2007, 11:39 PM #16..,__,
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