usually i masterbate when i am lying in bed and then i just pass out for a restlfull nights sleep. of course i clean my pecker off and everything but sometimes i am too tired to really milk it like i should which results in dried semen inside my urethra. i really could care less about this but when i try to take a piss the next morning and i have no control over which way my piss goes. this morning i actually pissed in my own face. i just had to vent guys. does anybody else do this?
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03-01-2005, 01:34 AM #1shitface cockmaster
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i have no control of the directon of my piss if i go after masterbation
the whistles go wooooooooooooo
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03-01-2005, 01:47 AM #2Registered User
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Originally Posted by dyna mite
LOL!!!!! ClassicBB 4 LIFE
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03-01-2005, 02:23 AM #3Registered User
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Of course we do, every guy has gone through that fase in lifeOriginally Posted by dyna mite
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03-01-2005, 02:32 AM #4Registered User
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ROFL
Milk it, Clean the head.
If your drinking lots (Your bodybuilding, want atleast 2 litres a day) you should wanna go piss within little while neways.
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03-01-2005, 03:11 AM #5Registered User
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I do not understand how guys can just jack off in their bed... if I did that itd be disgusting and id need to change the sheets... is it just me that actually needs somewhere for my cum to go? Ie toilet or shower...
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03-01-2005, 03:57 AM #6Banned
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okOriginally Posted by dyna mite
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03-01-2005, 04:27 AM #7O.o ~- (ACK!)
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Pull the covers back, let your load fall onto your stomach/chest and wipe up with your choice of wipe. Simple.Originally Posted by DanSM
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03-01-2005, 04:53 AM #8not now chief
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That's right. Except, not the chest, unless it's been a while. It isn't dangerous, the most it'll do is make things crusty.Originally Posted by Cerulean
And yes, pissing after masturbation sucks for me. You aim for the bowl, and you get two streams that go either side of it
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03-01-2005, 05:01 AM #9shitface cockmaster
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yes this usually pisses me off pretty good. but after i pissed on my own face i was irate.Originally Posted by pengAnd yes, pissing after masturbation sucks for me. You aim for the bowl, and you get two streams that go either side of itthe whistles go wooooooooooooo
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03-01-2005, 05:04 AM #10not now chief
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hahahaha oh ****.... that gave me a good laugh.Originally Posted by dyna mite
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03-01-2005, 05:14 AM #11
lmfao
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03-01-2005, 06:22 AM #12Registered User
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TWO THINGS:
I have had the same thing happen to me. Cum dries up at tip of shaft, piss is going to exit where least resistance (basically wherever the hell it wants), I have pissed on the wall before. Break the dried crust open to prevent future catasrophes. It's like putting you thumb over the water hose outside. If you're not careful, in the future this crust may build up like a cork---contents under pressure!---and your dick may explode like a half-stick of dynamite.
Second, ever have to piss really really bad, but you cant get your morning wood down? Stand back from toilet, urinate. As pressure from piss decreases, move closer to bowl whilst pissing. Usually takes some practice. Or piss out window--if you're in a high rise all the better.
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03-01-2005, 07:12 AM #13Livestrong
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ill be suprised if you hit 50 posts on this name
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