Testing a Myth: Celery and semen volume

[cbad_local]

Other way around. Better orgasm = bigger load.

I just finished.

Results:

So basically I didn't wank off for the past 2 days. I drank lots of water and ate 6 large stalks of celery this morning. I started jacking about an hour ago, and just kept stimulating to stuff that made me horny, then finally unleashed. My load was the same as my regular load. Maybe it'll work differently for some people, or I ddin't experiment well enough.

what a fail, I know when I care about busting loads on chicks faces I thought asparagus was the key. I know it makes your pee smell apparently, but i'd much on those things at my old restaurant job and just unload on chicks faces that night.

[sonnnywardly]

I don't really know, but I guess some males feel more manly if their load is bigger? Maybe a complexity issue to remedy for their homo

No, it is much more than that. I guess you haven't had different size loads to compare. Having a bigger load provides a better orgasm for both you and her. I used to take a supplement when I met my wife called Vitapower by Guthy Renker I think to help through the valet shift and it really help at work and at home in bed. I had pretty good loads when I was on that. Can't seem to find it anywhere now. Anyway, I can remember the night we conceived our first child because I literally blew a load so big I felt like I was pissing in her. It was the best orgasm we had both ever had...still to this day. We both also remember the night we conceived our second child. I wasn't on any supplements and the OG wasn't anywhere near as great but it was still above average. With that being said, I think diet and/or supplements help but I think there is more to it on the mental side too. Anyway, I would love to have huge loads because it makes a really big difference.

[sonnnywardly]

Other way around. Better orgasm = bigger load.

I just finished.

Results:

So basically I didn't wank off for the past 2 days. I drank lots of water and ate 6 large stalks of celery this morning. I started jacking about an hour ago, and just kept stimulating to stuff that made me horny, then finally unleashed. My load was the same as my regular load. Maybe it'll work differently for some people, or I ddin't experiment well enough.

I think it has to do with jacking off. Not much stimulation there compared to the real thing.

[kcadrenalin]

Just buy a bottle of Ejaculoid and be done wirh it.

[DerpField]

I've tried this. Biggest load I've ever shot. I filled her right up. But then I farted and **** the bed. Too much celery and you're gonna have a bad time.

[AleFCP]

6 years after thread was created what's the findings

[VeganBrahh]

Da faq did I just read?

*buying all celery at local market*

[pleomorphic]

i can already confirm this 0- i eat celery when i want to shred and when i splooge it's like niagara falls coming down on my woman's fcae she can hardly breathe

[WrinklyGrandma]

I eat tons of celery and take zinc daily.
I also eat tons of asparagus and garlic.

The goal is to get the biggest, stinkiest, worst tasting load possible.
She'll feel like she just blew a retarded homeless man, srs

[i3oosted]

works

[myProgress]

I don't know if I'm allowed to post pictures of just my semen (no penis) so I won't be posting any pics, but I'll just give you my word on honesty. Or else you can just experiment for yourselves so we can get second opinions here.

lmao, and I'm about to make kale chips hoping kale would have the same effect but then I googled celery and realized that is what makes loads bigger.
I'm proud a bb.com thread is Google's top result.
Misc we outchea

[DJGirth]

has anyone come up with a solution to this question

[RU4A69]

Celery is 100% legit. Op's testing methods are flawed.

[i3oosted]

Celery is 100% legit. Op's testing methods are flawed.

This. It works, try it.

[PeteJonesHTX]

Brb celery + clomid to open the flood gates

[prioritymail]

Must maximize loadage.

[FailedPotential]

This thread has been bumped many times over the ages

[5percentnatty]

Was going to type "So this is what misc has become..."

Noticed post date

So the misc was always like this huh....

[calvn]

Celery works works for me, started eating that and my load increased and I jerk everyday. Wouldn't mind trying some supplements to see if I get more. Anyone have any recommendations?

[jimberee]

i personally like firing thick sticky loads that barely make it outta the pipe

contain yourselves ladies.

[EdwardTheGreat]

Celery works works for me, started eating that and my load increased and I jerk everyday. Wouldn't mind trying some supplements to see if I get more. Anyone have any recommendations?

You waited 6 years to make this post?

[JPF82]

The celery is to make it whiter/pearly-er

There is an info meme about it all. The loads get bigger if you "edge" and take zinc

[midcoastking33]

OP with best user name in misc history

[IlChosenOne]

Celery works works for me, started eating that and my load increased and I jerk everyday. Wouldn't mind trying some supplements to see if I get more. Anyone have any recommendations?

Strong as fuk age, join date, and first post.

[alphabullcrew]

Ya higher ejaculate is caused by a longer stronger more engaged orgasm. One thing celery does help with is increasing your pheromone production, and I can confirm it. It takes at least 3 straight days of eating reasonable amounts of celery. Not just like pop a stalk of celery and boom, pheromones no...without celery, I once a year or less smell female pheromones in the air. It is such a rarity. But rarely it happens and I sniff the air like a dog trying to find out where its coming from. But after eating celery for 3-4 days, I go out in public and I detect pheromones at least once a day. I'm like a dog in public sniffing the air everywhere I go. When you have more pheromone production, your pheromones interact with hers and she releases pheromones for you to sense. This all happens even from 20 feet from one another. You likely won't ever make eye contact, maybe even not even see each other, but for 20 seconds, your pheromones mixed and matched and danced real quickly.

[SleepWithFan89]

Mineral max and electrolyte maXX

[SleepWithFan89]

Bunp

[fate0311]

bump to bunk recent thread on this topic.