The New Formula For Getting Chicks For Idiots!!!!

[Master Shredder]

1. Look around.
2. Locate a "fly bitch," a.k.a. a girl.
3. Walk over to this attractive young piece of ass that you have just noticed.
4. Unzip your jeans and then pull your dick out.
5. Stand proud.
6. Stick in girls mouth
7. enjoy

Remember, confidence is key! Show them no weakness! Girls love confidence, and by approaching a girl with dick already in hand it shows them you are a pimp. Because you are a pimp!


oh wait no you're not you are an idiot.

[Jay Rawd]

1. Look around.
2. Locate a "fly bitch," a.k.a. a girl.
3. Walk over to this attractive young piece of ass that you have just noticed.
4. Unzip your jeans and then pull your dick out.
5. With dick in hand, boldly proclaim "Wanna fuuck baby?"
6. Enjoy the night, rock 'n' roll!!!

Remember, confidence is key! Show them no weakness! Girls love confidence, and by approaching a girl with dick already in hand it shows them you are a pimp. Because you are a pimp!


oh wait no you're not you are an idiot.

People who create usernames just to attempt to piss people off are nerds and get no play in real life. Seriously, what are you getting out of this? Don't you have a better way to spend your days than to bitch on a message board to people who don't care? You're just an anti-social loser who doesn't interact with people in real life so you attempt to act tough on the internet. Sad, really.

[BPP]

5 day ban.