Fries and a drink is THE BIGGEST SCAM of the 20th/21st centuries

[BuckNakedinBama]

You get some hyper-salted grease sticks to dip in hyper-processed "tomato paste" and a tub of hyper-processed sugar-water for $2-3. Unless you're going full retard/bloatlord, next time skip the fries and a drink, have a $0.10 bottle of water that you got from your case, and save that money for your retirement, *******. $2/day for a tradie is serious business, and with compounding interest you'll be able to afford that pontoon boat you've had your eye on after just a few decades of this.

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

Side salad crew

Even if it’s more calories at least you get some roughage

Iced tea crew less sugar than sodapop

[BuckNakedinBama]

LOL at ******* Gabbar99 negging me. Dude must work at a fast food joint and make his living serving fries and drinks. SAD!

[ChazWood]

You get some hyper-salted grease sticks to dip in hyper-processed "tomato paste" and a tub of hyper-processed sugar-water for $2-3. Unless you're going full retard/bloatlord, next time skip the fries and a drink, have a $0.10 bottle of water that you got from your case, and save that money for your retirement, *******. $2/day for a tradie is serious business, and with compounding interest you'll be able to afford that pontoon boat you've had your eye on after just a few decades of this.

after a few decades? fuk that chit. I'll DIY my pontoon boat and be on the lake tomorrow while you saving your $2/day like a little bitch for 20 years.

[mtpockets]

LOL at ******* Gabbar99 negging me. Dude must work at a fast food joint and make his living serving fries and drinks. SAD!

[Mark1T]

crying over losing 3 e-reps...... srs bizness

Obviously it was the mental trauma and overwhelming anguish that 'Miscers' experience when they are negged

***Thanks, KEN

[Karl_Hungus]

I disagree.....the world's biggest scam has to be the carpet sweeper.


The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

[Jtbny]

crying over losing 3 e-reps...... srs bizness

Well get out your bucket because the 4 e-reps he's about to lose will make him lose his shti

Edit - OP is right though; assuming 6% return every year it's about $60k.

[Fishman15]

I disagree.....the world's biggest scam has to be the carpet sweeper.


The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

Hey, let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait for a guy to come out of a coma before you can ask his ex-girlfriend out?

[Karl_Hungus]

Hey, let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait for a guy to come out of a coma before you can ask his ex-girlfriend out?

Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian?

[Gabbar99]

LOL at ******* Gabbar99 negging me. Dude must work at a fast food joint and make his living serving fries and drinks. SAD!

I don't like french fries and haven't been to a fast food place in years much less work at one.

I just don't like name-calling idiots.

Also, after years here, I just recently discovered the neg thing.

[Fishman15]

Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian?

You know I don’t get that whole suicide machine. There’s no tall buildings where these people live? They can’t wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person?

[Mark1T]

"If I, The Great One, am offered free french fries by some flat-eared knave, I demand to pay for them!"

Yours truly,

Sparticus

[shmobin]

Eating out is so poverty.

[Bigdumogre]

LOL at ******* Gabbar99 negging me. Dude must work at a fast food joint and make his living serving fries and drinks. SAD!

Can I be your next call out?

[ElrondHubbard]

Had to read this thread during lunch. 5 Guys on tap for tomorrow. And a Diet Coke.

[BuckNakedinBama]

Can I be your next call out?

Did you neg me too? Don't care about negs, it's funny that he was so rustled by this thread that he wanted to decrease a meaningless number on the internet.

[mtpockets]

5 Guys on tap for tomorrow. And a Diet Coke.

If this were Jeopardy, my answer would be....



Something a fat hooker would say Alex!

[mtpockets]

Did you neg me too? Don't care about negs, it's funny that he was so rustled by this thread that he wanted to decrease a meaningless number on the internet.

If it's so meaningless, WTF are you whining about it so much?

You should probably quit while your ahead.

[BuckNakedinBama]

If it's so meaningless, WTF are you whining about it so much?

You should probably quit while your ahead.

How is responding to a question "whining about it so much"? I laughed at him. You can neg me too if you wanna. So can the mod in this thread. It's whatever.

[Cantplankwell]

after a few decades? fuk that chit. I'll DIY my pontoon boat and be on the lake tomorrow while you saving your $2/day like a little bitch for 20 years.

Well done, you could fry up some fresh salt bloaty fish and chips on that ride, call me in an down wit dat homy srs

[ChazWood]

How is responding to a question "whining about it so much"? I laughed at him. You can neg me too if you wanna. So can the mod in this thread. It's whatever.

there, there now fellah

have some Poutine.

[ElrondHubbard]

If this were Jeopardy, my answer would be....



Something a fat hooker would say Alex!

Lol! Good one!

[deadwoodgregg]

have some Poutine.

Don't go making this thread aboat your gourmet canadian taters.

[Mark1T]

there, there now fellah

have some Poutine.

As a direct result of the cheese and gravy tariffs, authentic Canadian Poutine is about $930 per order in the United States. People don't talk about gravy tariffs. How long must we suffer?

I don't blame Chazzy for this.

[Cantplankwell]

As a direct result of the cheese and gravy tariffs, authentic Canadian Poutine is about $930 per order in the United States. People don't talk about gravy tariffs. How long must we suffer?

I don't blame Chazzy for this.

If you really want to blow the budget, wrap it up in aluminum foil

[Mark1T]

If you really want to blow the budget, wrap it up in aluminum foil

The thought of the military getting involved from that request would be a sad day for all - another Day of Infamy.

[LisaSkinnoble]

there, there now fellah

have some Poutine.

This thread is now about poutine.

I have a friend in NYC who cannot say poutine. He says "Putin". I tell him, "No, that's the leader of Russia. I'm talking about chips and gravy and cheese."

[Mark1T]

This thread is now about poutine.

I have a friend in NYC who cannot say poutine. He says "Putin". I tell him, "No, that's the leader of Russia. I'm talking about chips and gravy and cheese."

Just rub it in, Ms. Skibbles. Canadians deny the existence of Big Foot and now make fun of Americans because we are paying a premium on Poutine. But, I admit we don't know how to make it, either.

Have you no mercy?

[Clinos]

Eating out is so poverty.

You are probably getting this result because you are ignoring her nipples, you have to play the entire field.

there, there now fellah

have some Poutine.

My memories of Poutine are my weekly trips to Montreal when I was younger, where I'd get smashed on high ABV beers, hit on women, throw up, then eat some Poutine to start the adventure over again. Good times.

This thread is now about poutine.

I have a friend in NYC who cannot say poutine. He says "Putin". I tell him, "No, that's the leader of Russia. I'm talking about chips and gravy and cheese."

Collusion.