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    I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple.....

    But actually, there's a lot to take on board.



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    Four married guys go fishing for the weekend. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do, to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish, when they realised that the fourth guy hasn't said a word.

    So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do, to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "Wow, you guys sure make it hard for yourselves! All I did, was set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut the alarm off, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Don't forget to wear sunblock.
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    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

    It's easy to not be afraid of tigers when you're sitting in your living room watching a television program about tigers. When you're in the jungle where the tigers are, it's quite a different story.
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    This chit is really getting out of hand!! :P
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    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in-tent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


    Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY.
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    Originally Posted by Lou1se View Post
    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in-tent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


    Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY.
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    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
    Jeez Lou1se, nothing about a 7 day honeymoon!
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    Woman Who Calls All Her Ex's ‘Mental’ Hasn’t
    Realized She Is Common Denominator




    PHILADELPHIA—A WOMAN angry that none of her relationships ever work
    has failed to take into account that she comprises 50 per cent of them.


    Carolyn Ryan, aged 33, complains endlessly about all of the dreadful
    a$sholes she has dated who have ruined everything while not realizing
    there is a single linking factor.


    She said: “Ever since my first boyfriend, who left me because I had that
    very brief thing with his dad, it’s been an endless parade of unreasonable
    heartbreakers.

    “All my friends have managed to remain in stable, long term relationships
    with sane partners, but I just seem to attract nutjobs who freak out at me
    for no reason when I’ve borrowed their car for a few days. Because I
    needed it.”

    Ryan added: “Usually I dump them as soon as I detect a fault, but a few
    have finished with me.

    “One guy claimed talking to me made him feel like he was losing his mind.
    What a weirdo.”






    Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How
    Drunk You Are



    Alligators exhibit the potential to inflict serious harm, regardless of the blood-alcohol
    levels of their victims.


    BATON ROUGE, LA—In a breakthrough study that contradicts decades of
    understanding about the nature of alligator–drunkard relations, Louisiana State
    University researchers have concluded that people’s drunkenness does not
    impair the ancient reptiles’ ability to inflict enormous physical harm.


    “Our data strongly indicates that human intoxication does not transform an alligator
    into a docile creature that enjoys wrestling,” said professor Ryder McCrory, chair
    of the Wildlife Taunting Department of LSU’s prestigious Center For Bullying And
    Hazing Studies. “Despite its slow-witted demeanor and tendency to bask
    motionlessly in the hot sun, it’s a mistake to believe that an alligator will passively
    tolerate a half nelson, no matter how much Southern Comfort is fueling it.”

    McCrory said the study yielded statistics that speak for themselves.

    “In 10 out of 10 documented cases of violent alligator–drunkard encounters, the
    reptile was not influenced by the fact that the victim was ‘just kidding’ or ‘just
    having some fun,’” McCrory said.

    To an alligator, McCrory explained, a human forearm, even drunkenly dangled
    between the creature’s casually opened jaws, still appears to be prey.

    In field experiments, members of the control group performed no better-—and
    often far worse—than their sober counterparts in defending themselves against a
    300-pound, seven-foot bull alligator. Even when armed with an empty tequila bottle.

    “At best, the bottles bounced harmlessly off the alligator’s snout,” said LSU
    research assistant Tracy Sawyer.

    When placed in water, the drunken volunteers fared even worse, and the
    alligator markedly better, Sawyer said.

    In addition, the alligators far outperformed their inebriated human counterparts
    in the following areas: lunging, biting, crushing, dismembering, and swallowing.



    Drunkard Jim Boudreaux taunts the alligator he called “a total pussy” in front of friends.


    According to the study, an alligator’s characteristic grin should not be interpreted as
    a lighthearted reaction to the outrageous nerve of an alcohol-addled human. “Don’t
    let an alligator’s easygoing appearance fool you,” Sawyer said. “These creatures
    have no empathy for drunken pranksters looking for fun. They are not black bears.”

    McCrory recommended that alligator wrestling be undertaken solely by professionals,
    specifically roadside-attraction proprietors. For drunkards interested in proving
    their mettle with alligators, the researchers proposed these guidelines:

    Instead of baiting an alligator, seek another form of drunken recreation, such as
    attending a strip club, burning a pile of tires, or painting one’s buttocks with a
    funny face and videotaping it.

    Sick or infant deer are considered a far safer match for most inebriated humans;
    kicking a raccoon or squirrel already dying by the side of the road is also recommended.

    Experts suggest that those who become aggressive after consuming alcohol
    would be safer channeling that energy into more constructive behavior, such as
    calling an ex-lover.

    And McCrory warned drunkards who “absolutely must assault an alligator while
    inebriated” to first make sure it is not a John Deere Gator cargo utility vehicle.
    This oversight “is a common occurrence,” he said.







    Paraguay Panics After Discovering Rich
    Deposit Of Natural Resources




    TORO PAMPA, PARAGUAY—Cursing their luck after scientists confirmed their
    nation’s worst fears had been realized, officials in Paraguay were reportedly
    panicking Wednesday after discovering a rich deposit of natural resources.


    “Goddammit, this is tens of billions of dollars’ worth of rhodium, if not more—
    we’re sitting right on an absolute disaster for Paraguay if word ever gets out
    that this is here,” said visibly nervous President Mario Abdo Benîtez, warning
    the scientists who had stumbled upon the discovery while working on another
    project that if they cared about the future of the Paraguayan people, they should
    do whatever they could to cover up the existence of rare mineral reserves in the
    country.

    “Hopefully, this incredibly valuable natural resource is confined to just this
    area and we don’t have any more of it. Oh God, imagine if the United States
    and other global investors find out.

    You saw what just happened to Bolivia—if they’d had the good sense not to let
    anyone find out they had lithium, they wouldn’t be in the mess they’re in now.
    We’ve got to close down the area completely and never speak of this
    again, otherwise we’re screwed.”

    At press time, Paraguayan officials were considering blowing up the entire area
    containing the rhodium deposits with C4 in an effort to ensure their
    nation’s survival.
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    Serial Killer Makes Impassioned Case For
    Protecting Local Marsh




    CHESTER, KY—Expressing his fear that development would destroy the pristine
    and secluded location, area serial killer Anthony Ray Holbroke made an
    impassioned plea for town leaders to enact measures protecting a local marsh,
    sources confirmed Friday.


    “These beautiful wetlands are one of the rare spots of untouched nature left in the area,
    and people need to understand that when they’re gone, they’re gone forever,” said
    the man who has been linked to the recent disappearances of four college-aged
    women in the region, adding that cutting down the site’s dense vegetation or draining
    the marshland would be devastating for the local community.

    “We’re lucky to have such a beautiful and truly remote spot, and I believe we have an
    obligation to ensure it remains undisturbed by man. Allowing anything to happen to
    this magnificent marsh would be nothing short of a tragedy.”

    Sources say Holbroke has voiced equal concern with the proposed development of
    a small patch of forest just off Interstate 64.




    Red Lobster Criticized For Decimating Biscuit
    Populations Along Cheddar Bay




    CHEDDAR BAY, ME—Warning that local stocks had been depleted to dangerous
    levels, environmentalists criticized Red Lobster on Wednesday for its part in
    decimating biscuit populations along Cheddar Bay.


    “It’s no coincidence that the biscuit population has dropped an alarming 84 percent
    since Red Lobster was founded in 1968,” said Roger Gross, researcher at the Marine
    & Environmental Research Institute, adding that the rate at which Red Lobster has
    been harvesting biscuits from the bay was unsustainable, causing them to shrink
    precipitously not only in number but also in size.

    “Most biscuits will be gone in a decade, and the ones that remain won’t be anything
    we’d recognize as golden-brown or flaky. And this doesn’t even factor in the
    massive economic cost to Cheddar Bay, whose restaurants had been responsibly
    trawling for biscuits for generations before Red Lobster’s massive fleet arrived.”

    Gross went on to say that a moratorium was the only solution until the biscuit
    populations were fully replenished, urging Red Lobster to temporarily double
    up on far more plentiful hush puppies.






    L’Oreal Suspends Production Of Irresistible 2-
    Step Lip Color Stick After Lab Rat Seduces
    Way Out Of Facility




    NEW YORK—Warning that the sultry, long-lasting product had been
    instrumental in the company’s biggest security breach to date, L’Oreal has
    halted testing of their Irresistible 2-Step Lip Color Stick Friday after a lab rat
    wearing the compelling cosmetic seduced its way out of their facility.


    “At approximately 8 p.m. last night, a rodent wearing a testing formulation of
    L’Oreal’s 19-1664 ‘rosewine’ lip shade successfully beckoned to an
    unsuspecting guard and distracted him with its perfect, pouty mouth,
    bewitching him long enough to reach his keyring, unlock its cage, and escape,”
    said L’Oreal CEO Jean Paul Agon, who emphasized that production of the color
    stick would be halted until an internal investigation could determine how the rat
    was able to not only stun over a dozen officers with its craveable come-hither
    look, but also leave the head of surveillance blindfolded and tied to a chair
    with his boxers around his ankles.

    “Until we find out exactly how test subject number 445 ended up with lips so
    luscious that every member of our security team was powerless to resist them,
    it would be egregiously irresponsible to release this product to the public.
    You must understand: No matter how fast it scampered, no matter how
    many guards it kissed, this rat had a perfect pucker that was impossible to
    resist.

    “We will not allow a lip color this sultry, this durable, this dangerous, to be
    sold. Because it’s not worth it.”

    At press time, Agon had warned residents who lived around the L’Oreal facility
    to take extra precautions while out at night, as the rat’s no-smear
    lip color stays flawless for up to 12 hours.
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    SOMERVILLE, MA—Touching on the immediate emotional connection he
    shared with the piece of poultry, 4-year-old Kyle Wright reportedly decided to
    become a vegetarian Thursday after forming a close friendship with a roasted
    turkey leg.


    “Gosh, I can’t believe I ever thought of eating a friendly little guy like Harry,” said
    Wright, who hugged the recently named drumstick close to his chest as he explained
    that his choice of vegetarianism came about after hearing his mother explain that
    the turkey legs they eat at the dinner table were no different from the one he
    had spent the past week cuddling with before bedtime and walking around
    the yard with a leash.

    “It never crossed my mind before. But the longer I spend with him and his cute knobby
    foot, the more I get that he has feelings and dreams just the same as me. Sure, he’s
    a little shy, but why would I ever want to hurt my best pal?”

    At press time, Wright was visibly horrified after kissing the turkey leg and finding
    his crispy, salt-brined skin irresistibly delicious.






    Cat Wakes Up On Car Roof After Another
    Massive Session




    AUGUSTA, ME—A CAT has woken up on the roof of a random car
    after an all-night drinking session, it has emerged.


    Cat Tiddles has no idea how he ended up sleeping on a 2003 Toyota Camry
    but does have a vague recollection of swaying around to Simply the Best
    with his collar off.

    Tiddles said: “You know you’ve had a big one when you wake up on top
    of an object that can reach 110mph.

    “Sometimes I’ll wake up on some shoes in the hall or behind the tv but rarely
    does it get so bad that I wake up outside with my coat frozen onto metal.

    “My mate has had a litter of six and we were out to wet the kittens’ heads.
    Or was that Sunday? I forget.”

    Tiddles added: “Next up I’ve got to face the cat flap. You try opening a small
    door with your head after you’ve had a furful.”






    Man Pissed After Becoming Trapped In
    Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade While Out
    Walking Giant Pikachu Balloon




    NEW YORK—Unable to escape the crowded procession, local man Alex Boutros
    was pissed Thursday after becoming trapped in the Macy’s Day Parade while he
    was out walking his giant Pikachu balloon.


    “Goddammit, this is just my fuking luck,” said Boutros, who was stuck between the Rockettes
    and the “Snoopy’s Doghouse” float, adding that he was just planning on taking a quick
    stroll to walk his Pokémon-themed balloon and grab some coffee but ended up
    getting swept up in a high school marching band while attempting to cross
    Seventh Ave.

    “I tried to get out, but the crowd just started screaming and pushed me in line. Now I’m,
    like, 30 blocks from where I’m supposed to be, and all this commotion is really
    freaking out my Pikachu.”

    At press time, a frustrated Boutros was frantically stuffing his Pikachu balloon into a cab.
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    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

    It's easy to not be afraid of tigers when you're sitting in your living room watching a television program about tigers. When you're in the jungle where the tigers are, it's quite a different story.
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    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    Nation Returns To Regular Workweek A Little
    More Kind, A Little More Thoughtful, A Little
    More Thankful




    WASHINGTON—Getting back into their routines with a renewed outlook on life
    after the long holiday weekend, the entire U.S. labor force reportedly returned to
    work Monday a little more kind, a little more thoughtful, and a little more
    thankful.


    “My job isn’t perfect, but I’m grateful it’s mine and grateful to be back,” said 43-year-old
    Salt Lake City resident Jacob Estrada, echoing the sentiments of millions of Americans who
    made sure to kiss their spouses and give their kids an extra hug this morning before
    they cheerfully headed off to their respective workplaces with a bit more
    appreciation for all they have.

    “Spending time with friends and family this weekend reminded me how much life has given
    me. Even when I got stuck in traffic during my commute, I just sat there humming a
    little tune to myself and thinking how lucky I am to be able to provide for my family.

    “Really, nothing’s ever as bad as it seems if you simply take a moment now and then
    to count your blessings.”

    At presstime, sources across the country confirmed every American worker had
    stopped smiling and saying hello to their colleagues and resumed muttering curses
    under their breath.






    Grandma Amazed By How Fukable Grandson
    Has Gotten Since She Saw Him Last




    DUNCANVILLE, TX—Beckoning the boy to come closer so “Nana can feel those
    washboard abs,” local grandmother Shirley Paulson was reportedly amazed
    Monday by how fukable her grandson has gotten since she last saw him.


    “My, Jackson, you are really growing into quite the grade-A slice of man meat! Ooh, I just
    want to pinch your tight little ass cheeks,” said the 83-year-old, embracing the 18-year-
    old while remarking that pretty soon he will be “slaying poon like nobody’s business.”

    “Heavens! When did you get this gigantic bulge of yours? Oh, I bet all the little girls at
    school already want to bang the $hit out of you—tell me, Jackson, do you have
    a fuk buddy yet?

    “Goodness gracious. What I did for God to bless me with so many sexy little numbers
    as grandchildren? I must be the proudest, wettest grandma in the world.”

    Paulson added that the 18-year-old is just as fukable as his dad was at that age.






    Scientists Teach Sign Language To Gorilla-
    Suit-Wearing Man



    Brian, a full-grown, adult gorilla-suit-wearing man, communicates with a researcher.


    HILLSBORO, OR—In what is being hailed as a major breakthrough by the
    scientific community, a team of researchers announced Monday that they had
    successfully taught American Sign Language to a 43-year-old gorilla-suit-
    wearing man.


    Scientists at the Oregon National Primate Research Center told reporters that
    Brian, a western Kansas–born gorilla-costumed male living in their facility, has
    already learned well over 250 words in sign language, including all 26 letters of
    the alphabet, basic greetings, and even several short, simple phrases.

    “It’s been an extensive process, but it’s remarkable to see Brian starting to
    express his thoughts and emotions to us with signing,” said lead researcher
    Rebecca Hayes, telling reporters that after just nine months of instruction, the
    full-grown great-ape-suit-wearing man is already capable of stringing his
    thoughts together into almost complete sentences. “Not only does he have the
    ability to tell us when he’s hungry or thirsty, but he can now use signs to
    demonstrate feelings of happiness, anger, and even love.”

    “Of course, Brian’s vocabulary must expand considerably before we can engage
    in normal conversation with him,” Hayes continued. “But until then, his limited
    command of sign language is providing a fascinating glimpse inside the mind of
    an adult gorilla-suit-wearing human.”

    Despite Brian’s current success with sign language, researchers told reporters
    the 180-pound gorilla-suit-wearing man struggled in his early lessons, and was
    often unable to use his shaggy, glove-covered fingers to form even basic
    vocabulary words.

    “When we first started communicating to Brian in sign language, he would
    often spend hours just staring at us with a completely blank expression,” said
    assistant researcher Michael Pereira, who works with the middle-aged gorilla-
    suit-clad man daily in his naturalistic enclosure within the facility. “But now,
    the second Brian sees us coming, he excitedly leaps to his molded-latex feet and
    rushes over to our research team to impart information to them with sign
    language.”

    “None of this should be considered too surprising, of course,” added Pereira.
    “Our findings show the average gorilla-costume-wearing individual shares an
    estimated 100 percent of a human being’s genetic code.”

    While the work of the Oregon-based team has not gone without its criticism,
    with many saying Brian isn’t actually learning sign language, but merely
    mimicking gestures, primatologists training the advanced gorilla-suit-wearing
    man claim they have detected more and more signs of comprehension on his
    latex-masked face each and every day.

    “Everyone who has worked with Brian will verify that he really does display a
    rudimentary understanding of what we are saying to him.” Hayes told reporters.
    “In fact, each of the researchers made a connection with Brian and forged a
    meaningful bond with him. He is one of the most affectionate and
    compassionate gorilla-suit-wearing men I’ve ever encountered.”

    “When you look deep into his large, rubber-cutout eyeholes, you can tell that
    he’s really engrossed in contemplation,” Hayes added.

    In an effort to promote a better understanding of their research, Hayes and her
    team recently launched The Brian Project, a website filled with video
    documentation of the remarkable gorilla-suit-wearing man. Among the
    released videos, there is footage of the 43-year-old’s first attempt at signing his
    own name, a clip where he signs “I love you” to a female researcher, and a
    particularly intriguing segment showing a frustrated Brian beating his vinyl
    chest after failing to understand a sentence and uttering what scientists believe
    to be a muffled, barely audible “Goddammit.”

    Zoologists from around the country have already begun expressing their interest
    in the studies, with several speculating that Brian’s developments could
    radically change not just how science views gorilla-suit-wearing men, but the
    entire evolution of primate-costumed people as we know it.

    “Essentially, we can now say that gorilla-suit-wearing humans are far smarter
    and more capable than anyone could have previously anticipated,” said
    Princeton University primatologist Jeffrey Harding. “Hopefully, our research on
    a specimen like Brian will change the general public's preconceived notions and
    society will eventually learn to look beyond these creatures’ cheap metal zippers
    and realize that they are actually quite similar to you or me.”

    “Ultimately, however, I hope this study has the greatest impact on our
    conservation efforts,” added Harding. “If only to help the rapidly dwindling
    population of gorilla-suit-wearing men throughout the world.”

    Just two days after Hayes and her team spoke with reporters, members of the
    Oregon National Primate Research Center issued a solemn statement saying
    they were forced to euthanize Brian on Wednesday, after the gorilla-suit-
    wearing man suddenly felt threatened in his environment and violently attacked
    a researcher, leaving him in critical condition.
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    The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins, ''I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.''

    ''No sh*t?'' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

    ''Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'''

    ''Keep going!''

    I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

    She said, ''You now have three wishes.''

    I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ''I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'' She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

    She then asked, ''What will be your second wish?''

    ''What next?'' begged the bartender.

    I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ''I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!

    Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ''You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?''

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