POOH : "The next day, she sent me a text and apologized to me."
POOH : "GROWL~!!"
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05-07-2020, 09:09 AM #4831šŗ Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 ā Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100
ā Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
ā Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
š Please Call me Kaz, a 64-year-old š„ Karate Kid in Tokyo.
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05-07-2020, 10:25 AM #4832
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05-07-2020, 12:42 PM #4833
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
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05-07-2020, 02:09 PM #4834
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05-08-2020, 12:47 AM #4835
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05-08-2020, 01:52 AM #4836
- THE FRIDAY CHUCKLER -
'Mortal Kombat' Introduces Brutal New
Fatality Where Your Character Just
States An Opposing Viewpoint
U.S.āIn a surprise update to Mortal Kombat 11 released to players on Monday,
NetherRealm and Warner Bros. Interactive have introduced a brutal new fatality where
your character just states an opposing viewpoint, and the opponent dies instantly.
Every character can reportedly access this new alternative fatality.
One character says, "There are only two genders," and his opponent instantly melts into
nothing, being unable to handle the opposing viewpoint. Another character suggests that
capitalism isn't all bad, and his opponent's head instantly falls off. Other Mortal
Kombat fighters make statements about how it's OK to be white, or how you can be friends
with people with opposing political ideas.
Every single time the statement is made, the opponent instantly dies from the sudden and
unexpected shattering of their echo chamber.
According to insiders, Ben Shapiro is expected to be introduced as downloadable content
soon, and he will "literally make his opponents explode in blood and guts with facts and
logic."
Social Distancing Doesn't Apply To Us,
Joggers Confirm
ST. LOUISāMAINTAINING a distance of 6.5 feet from other people applies to
everyone except joggers, joggers have agreed.
People who run right in the middle of sidewalks are allowing themselves to pass right by pedestrians
rather than run the very real risk of momentarily losing pace.
Julian Cook said: āIām exercising, so Iāve got priority. Now more than ever.
āIf you and your family or dog or whatever donāt look around to see a runner coming and
immediately jump out of the way, as you would with an oncoming train, thatās your lookout.
āI know I could just ask you to move, but passing you in a wheezing, spluttering cloud of possible
COVID-19 will give your trip out that frisson of excitement youāre probably missing.
āWeāre doing you a favor, if anything. If you get the virus because joggers have flouted government
advice, youāre going to make a valuable contribution to herd immunity.
āAnd if not, your sacrifice was to maintain my fitness levels and possibly set a new personal best. So
it wonāt be in vain.ā
Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder
Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears
WASHINGTON, D.C.āPresident Trump has retaliated against the release of Asian murder
hornets with newly developed kamikaze bears.
Trump deployed the bears all across Asia Tuesday morning, laughing maniacally as the
aggressive predators who will definitely kill you charged into China exploding themselves
wherever they could.
The bears are flung from aircraft carriers and fly into their targets, frightening people
because they're friggin' bears and then exploding everybody to death. They have been
trained to roar, "AMERICA, SON!" as they approach their target, striking even more fear
into the hearts of their foes.
"What's better than hornets? Bears. Kamikaze bears. The best bears, maybe ever," Trump
said as he unveiled six of the kamikaze bears, the deadliest biological weapon in American
history. "Who's a good bear? You are. That's right. Bears! The best! Everyone says so!"
Members of the press slowly backed away from the large, aggressive predators, but it was
too late. "Why don't we try this out on the media?" Trump said. "Bears, attack!"Last edited by Lou1se; 05-08-2020 at 03:28 AM.
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05-08-2020, 03:08 AM #4837Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-10-2020, 04:27 AM #4838
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-13-2020, 03:42 AM #4839
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05-13-2020, 11:46 AM #4840
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05-14-2020, 06:14 PM #4841
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05-15-2020, 03:49 AM #4842
- THE FRIDAY CHUCKLER -
Democratic States Deploy Greta
Thunberg Drones To Lecture People
Who Go Outside
U.S.āSeveral Democrat-controlled states have released new Greta Thunberg surveillance
drones into the wild to lecture people who go outside.
The drones include a camera to catch people going outside and a screen playing a Greta
Thunberg lecture. They fly along beaches and hover over parks, shouting and chasing off
people who try to have a little fun or live without fear.
"How dare you! You are robbing me of my dreams and my childhood!" one drone shouted
at a couple hanging out on a California beach, though they were hundreds of feet away
from anyone else. "You have stolen everything from me! EVERYTHING!"
Some models of the drones are also equipped with tasers that shock people and chase
them back into their homes while Greta warns about global warming, coronavirus fears,
and the need to submit to the coming one-world government. "I am an expert! Fear me!
Listen to me about everything!"
The number of drones being shot out of the sky has gone way up in most of these states,
except in California where you can't buy a gun.
Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Adds
Years To Your Life, But Only By Taking
Them Away From Others
SOUTH KINGSTOWN, RIāResearchers at the University of Rhode Island
published a study Friday revealing that the Mediterranean diet can, in fact, add
years to oneās life, but only by taking them away from others.
āOur study confirms that a diet rich in foods such as olive oil, fish, and green vegetables
can extend oneās lifespan by several years, as long as a life-expectancy equilibrium is
maintained through reducing another personās life by an equal amount of time,ā said
head researcher Mara Haugen, hypothesizing that the phenomenon could possibly
be attributed to the complex but lesser-known vampiric properties of omega-3
fatty acids.
āWeāve found that people who adhere to the Mediterranean diet tend to feel more
energized during the day and sleep more peacefully at night, feeding as they do off
the waning life force of another human being, who withers and becomes sickly in turn.
āThis is a huge breakthrough in the field of nutrition, and we highly recommend people
adopt the lifestyle before they fall victim to it.ā
Haugen went on to speculate that, if a person was fully committed to the Mediterranean
diet, it may be possible for them to draw enough life force from the Earthās population
to achieve immortality.
CNN Replaces President Trump's Press
Briefings With President Xi's
ATLANTA, GAāCNN is refusing to air President Trump's press briefings, calling them
propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair,
balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping.
"We don't want to broadcast Trump's propaganda, so we'll turn to a far more accurate
source," said Brian Stelter. "We pretty much were already repeating the Chinese
government's stances word for word, so now we can go straight to the horse's mouth."
Financial costs were also a factor here, according to insiders. Legacy media has been hit
hard by the economic shutdown. CNN has had to look for ways to cut corners and save
time, and they found out they could save tons of man-hours by just broadcasting President
Xi Jinping's press briefings directly.
Now, instead of rewriting Chinese press briefings for an American audience, CNN can just
air the communist country's propaganda directly, getting hours' worth of free content to
broadcast to empty airports and hotel lobbies.
"We were spending all this time and effort translating his broadcasts and rewriting them,
and we figured this was a lot more efficient," said a CNN spokesperson. "Work smarter, not
harder.".
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05-16-2020, 03:55 AM #4843
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-17-2020, 01:46 PM #4844Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-22-2020, 03:54 AM #4845
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-23-2020, 03:49 AM #4846Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-23-2020, 08:38 AM #4847Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-24-2020, 09:16 AM #4848
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-26-2020, 10:58 AM #4849Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-28-2020, 02:04 AM #4850
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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05-29-2020, 01:43 AM #4851
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-02-2020, 04:18 AM #4852
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-05-2020, 03:25 AM #4853
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-07-2020, 07:26 AM #4854
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-10-2020, 04:17 AM #4855Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-13-2020, 05:15 AM #4856
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-18-2020, 03:34 AM #4857
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-18-2020, 12:10 PM #4858
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06-19-2020, 07:09 AM #4859
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-20-2020, 05:12 AM #4860
Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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