O/T There Should Be A Joke Thread...

[steffo99]

[Shortfuze]

I like simple jokes with innuendo


"An Irishman came out of the bar...."

"A Black guy went into a book store...."

"An Indian complained there was no toilet paper..."

"A Chinese man worried he would be too big for his newly wed bride...."

"An Arab and a Jew apologized to each other...."

"A Japanese guy said his house was too small..."

"A Russian said his vodka was too strong..."

"A Mexican at Home Depot said he was a doctor..."

You get the idea.

[Shortfuze]

An American went to a Chinese restaurant where he was served by an irate Chinese waiter

Chinese waiter:
"Me Chinese, me no joke, me put pee pee in your Coke"

American response:
"Me American, me so smart, me no drink the pee pee part."

[mtpockets]