i cant get laid!!!.............

[Evil Restraints]

Yeah, so i've been trying to get some for..........a very long time, i am nice to everyone, i have good karma, i dont look that bad, ive been trying everything and yet its gooton me no where.....it really p*s*es me off though. Im not as pathetic as i sound.....well.....maybe, but if so its not my fault. please give me tips on this subject of me being sad and pathetic and the inability to go down on anyone.

[TomGS]

Well first I'd get rid of that hair-do. Lift hard and put on some muscle. You will build confidence as well as look better. Other than that, just be yourself and be social, things will happen. I'm 21 and I never even kissed a girl until I was 18, I've since had many in the sack but that's another story =).

[Evil Restraints]

thanx, really, I apreciate the suggestions without the crap the Layne gave me, and thats an old pic....my hair is cut already, and I have been working out so my chest and shoulders are built.


and maybe becoming bi worked for you but something about doing a GUY.........is gross to me.

[THE LOCUST]

Swallow ya pride and visit a brothel!!

[Juggalo]

Big bump to The Locust

[specwar]

__________
GO NAVY.....

[TESTOSTERONE]

Originally posted by Layne_Norton
I would suggest becoming bisexual. That should double your chances to get laid.

lmao HAHA!!
...and if that don't work for ya buy some farm land and start raising sheep, Lethal tells me thier vagina is just as soft and warm as his

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by Evil Restraints
thanx, really, I apreciate the suggestions without the crap the Layne gave me, and thats an old pic....my hair is cut already, and I have been working out so my chest and shoulders are built.


and maybe becoming bi worked for you but something about doing a GUY.........is gross to me.

Chest and shoulder are built?
what about teh guns and the quads...and the back..you want the complete package don't ya

Giz

[cramron]

Originally posted by Evil Restraints
Yeah, so i've been trying to get some for..........a very long time, i am nice to everyone, i have good karma, i dont look that bad, ive been trying everything and yet its gooton me no where.....it really p*s*es me off though. Im not as pathetic as i sound.....well.....maybe, but if so its not my fault. please give me tips on this subject of me being sad and pathetic and the inability to go down on anyone.

hmmm stop being nice to girls, girls dont like nice guys, they like guys that treat them like dirt, u need to just be an ass to woman, and kick someones ass in front of a girl, that can easily win woman over, i remember 2 years ago, i wanted this girl but didnt have the balls to ask her out and a couple weeks later i got in a small little fight with some guy and the next day she said she wanted me, i was thinking maybe its cause she saw me fighting

[Templar]

yes Camron but the girls that suck up to this kind of behavior are not necessary considered to us all as "dating material".. in fact it makes you think this kind of girl dates you more for her own reputation and appearance than anything else, especially since you say she didn't show any serious interest before this incident :|

[Ice Man]

Dude in all honesty we can't help ya... Its got to be deep down inside....

[LethalGunz34]

Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
lmao HAHA!!
...and if that don't work for ya buy some farm land and start raising sheep, Lethal tells me thier vagina is just as soft and warm as his

Yes, especially the sheep.....

[The Conqueror]

Originally posted by Ice Man
Dude in all honesty we can't help ya... Its got to be deep down inside....

Bump for ICE! This dude's either got the jazz....or he don't! Nuff said.

Dude! The big secret is confidence. You have to do that your self cause no body else can give it to you. (Except Captain Morgan but anyway) You will get burned a few times by some hot chicks SO WHAT.....get you game face on and work on that sh*t again and again. Too much tuna in the ocean to worry about one givig you a finge every once in a while!

Peace!

[Evil Restraints]

yep, still working on arms and.........everything. Oh and........um......sheep, NO! thats what they do in the south, and i bet you would have alot of info on sheep pussy.

[joehagyHH]

do what you want... i hate people who lift to show off or to impress the opposite sex. .. thats the wrong reason to start lifting IMO

[Evil Restraints]

Originally posted by joehagyHH
do what you want... i hate people who lift to show off or to impress the opposite sex. .. thats the wrong reason to start lifting IMO

I didnt start to impress the opposite sex...but it ended up working that way. But i did start to feel more comfortable with myself, i have to many insecurities, of course if you looked as bad as me you would to.

[Muscle Dude]

Originally posted by Evil Restraints
yep, still working on arms and.........everything. Oh and........um......sheep, NO! thats what they do in the south, and i bet you would have alot of info on sheep pussy.

NO WE DON'T!!!!

I RESENT THAT!!!!!

I dig the Southern Belles around here y'all and they like a man who is a good father figure and a good provider. SO BOOM!


Don't mess with a TRUE Southerner, (and I don't mean anyone from Jacksonville State University's Band either.)

KICK SOME!!
Muscle Dude

[BiGMike170]

dude, dont tell me you cant get laid if you wanted to get laid you could there is to many i hate to say the word but "whores" out there that are willing to give it up to anyone on the spot you just must be picky.... Believe me if you want to get laid it's easily done you may get some big ugly girl but hey atleast your not a virgin anymore ...... So get your arse out there and dont be picky get one to throw it on ya i know there is one out there ....and not just one plenty of them out there.... dude.... I'm about i'd say a average looking guy no playgirl guy our no ahhhh scary guy but im right dab smack in the middle of that.... our so and i know of about 5 or 6 girls that i could call up and be like hey.... you wanna come over?? ........You just gotta get out there and find em bro..

[Matthew Shepard]

Originally posted by joehagyHH
do what you want... i hate people who lift to show off or to impress the opposite sex. .. thats the wrong reason to start lifting IMO

I feel ya there big guy...seems like more and more guys are getting into bodybuilding just to get women.

[hardknuckle]

The guy looks like a Nirvana poster boy. Hang in there, 97% of us aren't getting laid as much as we'd like.

[Eternal_Flight]

Hey Evil Restraints, first off dont listen to these fools that tell you to treat women like dirt. Because that will probably just scare them away. Anyway i have blown so many chances with some of the hottest chicks where i live, so my advice is worth ****. Just be yourself and hopefully you will get a nice lady by the end of summer.

Good Luck,

[Pj-Macx]

Originally posted by cramron
hmmm stop being nice to girls, girls dont like nice guys, they like guys that treat them like dirt, u need to just be an ass to woman, and kick someones ass in front of a girl, that can easily win woman over, i remember 2 years ago, i wanted this girl but didnt have the balls to ask her out and a couple weeks later i got in a small little fight with some guy and the next day she said she wanted me, i was thinking maybe its cause she saw me fighting

Please Cramron...speaking as a girl...treat me like **** and I am gone...

Just take your time...and be yourself..dont put on with us girls,,,we really dont like that at all,,,and dont be a concieted jerk either...( like wob ) just a female opinion,,,,Pj

[Eternal_Flight]

Originally posted by Pj-Macx


Please Cramron...speaking as a girl...treat me like **** and I am gone...

Just take your time...and be yourself..dont put on with us girls,,,we really dont like that at all,,,and dont be a concieted jerk either...( like wob ) just a female opinion,,,,Pj

Dont you ever get bored of insulting me ???

[TESTOSTERONE]

Originally posted by Eternal_Flight


Dont you ever get bored of insulting me ???

you love the attention,you little snot nose brat!!

[Pj-Macx]

Originally posted by Eternal_Flight


Dont you ever get bored of insulting me ???

Nope........it is to easy.....LoL

[Eternal_Flight]

Originally posted by TESTOSTERONE
you love the attention,you little snot nose brat!!

seriously get a life

[Dann]

Originally posted by Evil Restraints
Yeah, so i've been trying to get some for..........a very long time, i am nice to everyone, i have good karma, i dont look that bad, ive been trying everything and yet its gooton me no where.....it really p*s*es me off though. Im not as pathetic as i sound.....well.....maybe, but if so its not my fault. please give me tips on this subject of me being sad and pathetic and the inability to go down on anyone.

looking @ your picture i can see why, and ur probally not acting right either, act liek me u have to be natrually cool like me, cut ur hair u look like fruck, get some plastic sugery for that thing u call ur face, and looking at you, your voice probally sounds close to a cartoon, so change that too, and when u say ur acting nice twoard people , ur probally comming off as gay, mix the nice and bad into soemthing like me.



Dann

[Tim]

Originally posted by joehagyHH
do what you want... i hate people who lift to show off or to impress the opposite sex. .. thats the wrong reason to start lifting IMO

Big bump on that! You should lift to increase confidence, and this in turn might help you pulls chicks. But you shouldn't lift because you think that being built will somehow make the chicks flock to you. I don't get many girls either because I am just too shy, and the reason I lift is not that I think it will get me laid. You gotta have balls to approach chicks and you have to know how to talk to them. That and being goodlooking are both more important than being jacked. Besides, I think that girls probably like definition more than mass.

[whiteboy]

nose job.

[Evil Restraints]

Originally posted by Eternal_Flight
Hey Evil Restraints, first off dont listen to these fools that tell you to treat women like dirt. Because that will probably just scare them away. Anyway i have blown so many chances with some of the hottest chicks where i live, so my advice is worth ****. Just be yourself and hopefully you will get a nice lady by the end of summer.

Good Luck,

Well, im not an a**, not im not up for turning into one.....i dont like being a jerk to ppl lik most do........I treat everyone with respect...i havnt insulted anyone for no reason.....but i f i have a reason then i nail him to the wall.