What Women Say & Really Mean:

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Figured I'd bring a little humor in here


WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tired.
I'VE GOTTA PEE.
Get out of the way.
I'VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
LET ME GET YOUR DOOR.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
WHAT'S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'M BORED.
Do you want to have sex?
I LOVE YOU.
Can we have sex now?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
SEE YOU LATER.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET'S TALK, HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING WHILE SHOPPING:
YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?
THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
UH-HUH.
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ . . . . . . . .
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL TOGETHER.
I'm gay
IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
I'm really stupid!

[HeatherAC]

Priceless.........and pretty accurate!

[Geno]

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[Beklet]

Ha ha that's frighteningly accurate!!!!!

Particularly 'let's just be friends' ROFL!!