Getting head of fit girl.

[johno_66]

Ok basically there is this VERY FIT, girl at my college who is a year older than me. When i mean fit i mean, 8/10 if not more. Ill post pics to show you after the party.

Anyway i saw her today and we got talking. This girl is easy, all she cares about is repuation and since she saw me with some big shot (my mate lol) shes all over me. Its funny really.

ANyway when im with a girl and were kissing or woteva and she undoes my belt and starts to give me head, i blow pretty quick cuz im so turned on lol. I didnt really care before as it was with reglaur girls but i want to make the most of the fit girl, i dont want the pleasure to end in like 10 seconds, i want to enjoy it.

I know this is similar to the thread about having sex, but i dont really want to were a cnodom to reduce sensitivity as i want to maxmise my fun lol. I want to be sitting there for atleast 5 mins getting head and thinking to myself "life is good".

lol.

[quickscott]

Not reading till you post pics

[johno_66]

I dont have any yet, i will on on friday (day after party). Trust me guys, shes a slut i could probly get naked pics.

[IRONMANN1]

Better have a spank before hand, or else you aint gonna last for **** bruh.

[Callagher]

Lol post pics noob.

Lol

[maryeliz]

jack off right before you go out

[IRONMANN1]

jack off right before you go out

das what i said durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and thats hot when women say that

[thepapowski]

when i have sex i think about flying unicorns who wear wizard hats and shoot laser beams from eyes to last longer

[johno_66]

But im going out at like 7, and we wont be home (my room) untill like 4am. Its clubs first. I might crack a sly one in the toilet before the act LOL>

[younggunz20]

Drink some alcohol.

[IRONMANN1]

But im going out at like 7, and we wont be home (my room) untill like 4am. Its clubs first. I might crack a sly one in the toilet before the act LOL>

Or just have a number of drinks. But not too many lol

[joshwilson1]

Give her the Mike Honcho.

[thepapowski]

Drink some alcohol.

have 3 small shots of 151 before u go out, you seem like a pansy

[Kirby28]

When she puts it in her mouth.. pretend it's a guy. That should work.... i hope. =|

[viper2510]

have 3 small shots of 151 before u go out, you seem like a pansy

151....man that **** brings back memories. we used to drink it from the bottle and chase it with whatever after

[thepapowski]

i worked my liver up from 4 shots to 11 shots per night to get drunk (we used to drink everyday, i thank my tolerance especially for natural lights 18-pack to a person night. my liver not so thankful)

one time though we had 750 ml bottle (smaller one) and i drank half. first time i black out in my life from alcohol. i felt drunk for 3 days, i am not worthy of this substance

[IRONMANN1]

have 3 small shots of 151 before u go out, you seem like a pansy

151 is not for a pansy. Big shot, or small shot.

[joelz54_99]

Dont look at her while she's doing it and you'll last longer. It works for me cause when I look at how my girl is all over my cawk it turns me on and dont last long.

[johno_66]

Have a few drinks you say? LOL

Im getting ****ing smashed that night, cant wait. I wont disapoint you with pics!

[rsm688]

Have a few drinks you say? LOL

Im getting ****ing smashed that night, cant wait. I wont disapoint you with pics!

good luck with that. hopefully you dont end up sitting there with whiskey dick and shes laughing at you.

i would seriously consider keeping it to no more than a slight drunk

[gogz]

when i have sex i think about flying unicorns who wear wizard hats and shoot laser beams from eyes to last longer

you have sex?? lol jk

[ps2cho]

when i have sex i think about flying unicorns who wear wizard hats and shoot laser beams from eyes to last longer

LOL!!! That made me laugh. But why laser beams?
pew pew?

[Stalwart Steve]

Don't kiss her on the lips

[Sebstar]

courtesy of wtfman.com
So I'm driving into work today in traffic and I started to reflect on such interesting things. I got to thinking....

You go over to a chickie's house and you're sitting there having a nice conversation. Out of nowhere she's on the couch next to you and grabbing for your belt. Obviously at this point, you aren't complaining. So she starts going to work on you and in no time you're firing on all 8 cylinders. Yer up, yer ready to dive in, but she keeps going. Hmm...

If you can hold back a smile at this moment, you're either a better man than I or just very strange. There is nothing so pleasant as the moment you realize that a chick wants to blow you just to do it. No foreplay, no ****in around - just wants that.

I've come to the conclusion that women who aren't willing to do that aren't worth giving the time of day to. I suggest that if you have a girlfriend that doesn't do that occassionally, you dump her. She doesn't love you so kick her to the curb. Thank God for women and for there being so many of them to choose from. If yours doesn't, another one will.

To summarize :

Blowjobs = good.

[974g63awd]

At least you can blow your load from a blow job.

[justinluck]

If you feel like you're close, tell her to slow down and tease you a bit.

[meangreen]

Yep I cant get off from a bj either. Had different girls try at it too, so it wasnt just like one girl couldnt get me off.

[johno_66]

good luck with that. hopefully you dont end up sitting there with whiskey dick and shes laughing at you.

i would seriously consider keeping it to no more than a slight drunk

Nah, the only time i havnt been able to get it up was when i was INSANLY drunk on my 17th. Im gona get drunk but ill make sure to i dont to drunk i cant get a hard on.

[fballer12]

bump

where are the pics?

[NYPump]

If I don't see pics in the next hour I'm going to neg you till the day I die!