**The OFFICIAL TEXAS Thread**

[TheStender]

Woodlands chicks are hot but stuck up as all hell. The ones that were hot in high school turned into sea cows.

The apartments here are pretty nice but they are pricier than the 1960 area. They are currently building new ones off Rayford Sawdust and Budde rd. Might want to check those out or the ones just North of the walmart off of 242. I'll do some more checking around.....

Thanks man. We pay 550 right now, but I spend about 200 on a month on gas. So we're looking for something around 750-850.

[xplosivsf]

Thanks man. We pay 550 right now, but I spend about 200 on a month on gas. So we're looking for something around 750-850.

Right on. I'll check it out tomorrow. A couple of my buddies used to live in the apartments right behind Molly's Pub, so I'll check with them as well about what they were paying.

[imoffg]

What I mean to say is, woodlands chicks are all hot. I think I might have to start going to the mall on my lunch break...wowza!

uhhhh i'm in that mall every freaking wednesday. it gets really boring after awhile. the women are f*cking nice though

[imoffg]

Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU!

CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

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TEXAS:

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...


Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even look out of place.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn" on the way? What now surfer boy?

- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans

- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas"... You can brag about it now, but we started it

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We're smart enough to know 65 mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin tequila with beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.

- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours ain't even eligible.

- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much TV.

- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its French.

- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?

- All the TV shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game come from? Texas Hold'em anyone?

- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...the one and only!!

- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)

- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Eight words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin

-Everything is bigger in TEXAS

Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold medals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)

Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Football is a religion, not a sport

- In Texas, football means football, not soccer.

- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.

-Varsity Blues, filmed in Georgetown, Tx - Friday Night Lights, filmed in Odessa, Tx - Necessary Roughness, filmed in San Marcos, Texas

- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha

Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!

And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without Texas"

IF YOUR TEXAN N PROUD RE POST as " Bitch I'm from TEXAS

NOW IS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WANTING TO JOIN IN ON THIS - LET'S HEAR FROM SOME OF YOU OTHER STATES...

[TheStender]

Very nice! I'm glad I moved to Texas, because I don't think any other state has the pride that Texas does.

I saw a sign that said "Texans don't let friends drive drunk," and thought that I would never, ever see a sign that said "Minnesotans don't let friends drive drunk."

Thanks for the great post.

[newmexico123]

Anyone form El Paso?

[GRAYHORSE]

From Garland
Live in Mckinney
Work in Carrollton

[JohnnyNeutron]

SHSU Here Huntsville Texas woot

[TheStender]

SHSU Here Huntsville Texas woot

Is Huntsville where the big statue of Sam Houston is?

[triple-ddd]

anyone from around San Antonio?

[imoffg]

Is Huntsville where the big statue of Sam Houston is?

oh yeah

[ss2006]

Just finding this Texas thread..

How ya'll doin'??

Proud Texan here

[TheStender]

Just finding this Texas thread..

How ya'll doin'??

Proud Texan here

Howdy.

[ss2006]

Hey there.
How's it going?

[Intalex81]

NW Houston

[TheStender]

NW Houston

Me too.

[RTW2]

Fort Worth/Dallas > All

:P

[TheStender]

Fort Worth/Dallas > All

:P

Only because you have to put two cities together... ;p

[ss2006]

I think I'll start saying Ft. Worth/Dallas too, instead of Dallas/Fort Worth.

[imoffg]

NW Houston

what part? memorial here

[RTW2]

I think I'll start saying Ft. Worth/Dallas too, instead of Dallas/Fort Worth.

Even tho it is DFW, FortWorth is better so it goes first

:P

[SoTex]

Triple - SA here!

[Baylorlaw007]

I'm here trying to keep Waco Wacky.

By the way the Branch Davidians are still out here.

Take that Clinton Administration and Janet, where did I put my dick, Reno.

[OTG]

I'm trying to keep Austin Weird!

[Adina]

I'm new to the site and from Texas....just wanted to say hello!

[groovyslick]

Hey Texans!

Here is the scoop.
I am in plano and like to workout in the morning..before 10am.

I am looking for someone who is interested in a long term commitment working out 4-6 times a week at 60- 90 mins.

I am 34/250lbs and want to put on 20lbs of lean mass and drop 20lbs of bodyfat by may.

I am a normal married guy looking only for a workout partner! so if a girl wants to workout with me that is cool.

I have a decent gym at my house, and I am on the road to being a personal trainer. Also I am a massage therapist so if you get hurt I can fix ya!

If you are really interested in joining me to push it hard email me at groovyslick at yahoo!

Thanks guys!

jason

[santosmr]

Hey guys i'm from san antonio, what's going on.

[mysttrisha]

Austin here.

26 years and counting

Anyone go to Texas State?

[colombianofreak]

retarded thread...I like it though.
Um FRISCO TX!!

[Zepia]

Mesquite, TX!