JUST LOL At The Phaquettes Who Bought The CyberTruck

[LuigiMiami631]

Tesla Cybertruck No Match For Car Wash




https://twitter.com/StonkKing4/statu...06557538050532


Car Dead after 4 days.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6QMnPZu9IN/

[StainlesSon]

super hi tech truck
cant stand uv rays and h2o

pick one

[kusok]

In on the daily Elon is a fraud, he will go bankrupt and go to jail, Tesla is gonna go bankrupt and be sold to GM, cyber truck has failed, new models will never come out, there will never be self driving, EV is dead, Competition from China, etc., thread.

[N0rds]

edit:

LOL at this being the owner. Figures:

[MiscMathematician]

im gonna get a tundra or f150

[leoaa777]

Once they get to real world range of 400, I will consider it. Looks amazing srs, all these issues are just growing pains.

[kusok]

im gonna get a tundra or f150

Exactly, me too, who needs cars that drive themselves and are bulletproof? I’m gonna get a horse!

And fuk iPhone, I will get a blackberry, in fact one of those really big brick original cell phones with the long antenna, actually no, I’m gonna get a rotary phone, in fact, forget that, I’m gonna get a pigeon who is going to fly carrying my letter which I will write on papyrus with bird feathers. No, actually forget that, I’m just going to yell really loud like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie predator, when I need someone to hear what I have to say.

[MiscMathematician]

Exactly, me too, who needs cars that drive themselves and are bulletproof? I’m gonna get a horse!

And fuk iPhone, I will get a blackberry, in fact one of those really big brick original cell phones with the long antenna, actually no, I’m gonna get a rotary phone, in fact, forget that, I’m gonna get a pigeon who is going to fly carrying my letter which I will write on papyrus with bird feathers. No, actually forget that, I’m just going to yell really loud like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie predator, when I need someone to hear what I have to say.

tundras and f150s can drive themselves

[Muscle2021]

Look lets be honest. Americans just cannot compete. It's simple.
Cybertuck sucks dink but also all teslas suck. Wouldn't be surprised if in 10 years the company is out of business

[theory816]

I saw one it person the other day. Totally unexpected but it looked pretty cool ngl.

[crupiea]

They are the modern day Delorean.

Guys pretty much are the only ones who buy them because they think they are neat.

They quickly learn that they werent all they were cracked up to be. Pretty much everyone who wanted one has bought one.

Notice how one of the main things these guys say they like about it is the attention they get. Thats really the appeal.

In about 20 years the only place you will ever see one is some guys car collection or a movie.

The reason is pretty simple. They are stupid.

[BigDeeps01]

lol just lmao at Tesla cels and EV cels lmao at that doofus truck just fuxking lol I was like fukking lmao!!

[kusok]

Look lets be honest. Americans just cannot compete. It's simple.
Cybertuck sucks dink but also all teslas suck. Wouldn't be surprised if in 10 years the company is out of business

And I suppose you calculated that with your deep knowledge of their margins, cash on hand, discounted cash flow model, and the Peg ratio? Or are you just talking out of your ass?

How did you arrive at the moronic conclusion that a company with enormous amount of cash and growth, best margins in industry, the best selling car in the world, with the most insane balance sheet is going to go bankrupt? Do share your math.

[N0stradamus]

I've seen one IRL, they look great. Wouldn't mind owning one if Elon gave it to me for free, but not sure I'd ever fork money for a Tesla. They just have way too many issues.

I'll stick with the tried and true Toyotas.

[DrugsToGetBig]

jfl @ evcels

[stevebec]

They look like a Delorean with Down's syndrome.

They're starting to pile up at the Tesla dealership I drive by every day. Apparently they're building them faster than people are buying them.

[frankdtank20]

A pretty basic rule to follow: unless it's a Toyota don't buy the first year of a new vehicle.

[kusok]

Tesla is like any other innovation. Has problems at first, gets hate, and then it’s everywhere before you notice, and then you drive one also in a few years, or actually it drives you, and you forget that this thread even existed.

This exact thing happened with literally every single innovation.

[kusok]

That’s it? WTF? Come on misc, post some new MSM story about Musk running over a puppy with his Tesla or something.

[N0rds]

A pretty basic rule to follow: unless it's a Toyota don't buy the first year of a new vehicle.

Even then, I wouldn't even buy the first year of a new gen.

4th gen tacoma seems like a big risk with the new turbo 4 banger.

[kusok]

Even then, I wouldn't even buy the first year of a new gen.

4th gen tacoma seems like a big risk with the new turbo 4 banger.

Wait… there are 4 cylinder trucks??? Oh gawd… lol…

[N0rds]

Wait… there are 4 cylinder trucks??? Oh gawd… lol…

Yeah the tacoma is a medium pickup, not meant for heavy duty chit or pulling huge things, and it came with a 4cyl or a V6 in the 3rd gen until this 4th just came out (I of course would only get the V6 4WD) but who knows, some people just need a tiny bed and no power to pull anything, and get a 4cyl RWD pickup for like 30k

I got a 4WD V6 with short bed (5 feet) just to haul my paramotor around, don't need to tow anything, just a bulky flying machine

[JustiNtense]

It looks like a vehicle from N64 Goleneye.

[N0rds]

It looks like a vehicle from N64 Goleneye.

[DarthCholo]

never get first year car remodel, nonetheless a first year of a bran new model. Even new toyota tundras and toyota tacomas have issues on the first year. I saw a review the 2025 toyota tacoma 4wd broke the first time they tried it.

[LizzieTish]

EV's are the covid vaccines of the automotive world.

[MiscMathematician]

the talent people have, wasted on memes astounds me

he could be curing diseases but instead is modding goldeneye

[theory816]

he could be curing diseases but instead is modding goldeneye

You can't wipe people's anguses for themselves. Health is something they have to do themselves.

[singlemom69]

Elon is the ultimate grifter, the LORD OF GRIFTERS if you will


Mirin hard af

[N0rds]

the talent people have, wasted on memes astounds me

he could be curing diseases but instead is modding goldeneye

Meh, most people learn their craft by tinkering and playing around.


Those who do chit like this for fun, grow up to be google coders and whatnot.


People who love graphics aren't going to be in the biology field