Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
https://nypost.com/2024/04/25/lifest...en-be-harmful/
Please, everyone, listen to The Science and The Experts. They are Experts in this field. Are you? No? You're not? THEN SHUT THE FUK UP AND STOP TAKING SHOWERS. WASH YOUR VERMIN ASS IN THE SINK LIKE A GOOD DOG AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SPREADING MIS-INFORMAITON BY DISAGREEING, YOU WILL BE DEPLATFORMED.Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal and Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.
“Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.
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Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.
What is wrong with you people? Don't you want to be like A-LISTERs Mila Kunis and Jake Gyllenhaal? You think you're better than them? Are you a Nazi or something? STOP SHOWERING.
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04-26-2024, 07:00 PM #1No Agony, No Bragony
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Trust the Science: STOP taking daily showers
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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04-26-2024, 07:22 PM #2GOAT miscer
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04-26-2024, 07:32 PM #3
Calm down bro. No one is telling you to stop taking showers.
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04-26-2024, 09:07 PM #4Registered User
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Surely they'll invoke the anti-semitic card for anyone that utterly ignores this insanity. I wonder how long before the govt deploys "Internet antisemitic agents" to report conspiracy theorists who disagree with this on forums next.
"The reason we are being murdered with genetic altering drugs is its slow acting and it causes your body to malfunction and destroy itself so there is a "plausible deniability" factor. Unlike most poisons which leave more evidence of being the direct cause of death."
702+ pages of peoples accounts of Covid-19 vaccine damage:
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04-27-2024, 12:44 AM #5Banned
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You don't need to shower everyday, but you absolutely should wash your ass daily. It's not even a question.
Most Americans just dry wipe. That + not showering is REALLY FUKING DISGUSTING. Angloids are already bad enough because they stink due to their inferior genetic defect making them need deodorant, but FFS.
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04-27-2024, 02:03 AM #6Registered User
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Weren’t Antifa and BLM and most other leftists already promoting this theory for years?
Scubastevo :-What percentage of women have STDs? (serious) If I just wanted to go bareback with any girl that I could get with, what are my chances of ending up bed ridden with STDs?
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04-27-2024, 02:30 AM #7Podunks Alt Account
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Showering everyday is terrible for your skin and hair. Yet miscrs take 2-3 showers a day and wonder why they are going bald.
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04-27-2024, 02:30 AM #8Hunter/Fisherbreh
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That’s nasty af.
I love eggs.
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04-27-2024, 05:15 AM #9Random Words
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"Donnachadh McCarthy is an environmental auditor, campaigner and is the author of The Prostitute State – How Britain’s Democracy was Hijacked"
"As well as managing 3 Acorns Eco-Audits Donnachadh is much in demand as an eco-journalist, inspirational speaker on climate change, eco-author and TV and radio commentator on a whole range of environmental topics."
... how does that make him an "expert", or represent "science"?
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04-27-2024, 05:21 AM #10Md, Misc, Old-Brah
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OP do you just look for things to be outraged at all day? Cause this is a ridiculous post.Originally Posted by JUSA
Early AM workout crew.
Holy crap dude, Satan's huge crew.
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04-27-2024, 05:37 AM #11Jacques Rhott
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Inferior genetic defect....Originally Posted by Xtermin8fascist
Says the homebound drain on society who's unable to function in life."Do you think SHE actually felt like that was a sexual thing he was doing? She's like 6. Only an actual p3do would think that she thought he was groping her, too."
"Not that it's impossible to touch a minor inappropriately, but it is true that a 6 year old girl will not recognize someone putting a hand on their chest as groping, whether it is inappropriate or not."
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04-27-2024, 06:03 AM #12Hue hue hue
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Well if Jake gykehhallhallghaa is doing it, I wanna be like celebs, so I'll do it too!!!
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04-27-2024, 07:33 AM #13Cold Hearted SOB
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I don't shower on my rest day, unless I'm getting the man tan on.
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04-27-2024, 07:38 AM #14fat fukc
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My guess is that wincel is one of those people who uses patchouli oil for deodorant. I bet his dad's entire basement smells like a hippie commune...Originally Posted by Bushmaster
Well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory...pause
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04-27-2024, 07:39 AM #15Banned
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I don't wear deodorant. I don't have the subhuman stink gene. I shower daily, and actually wash my ass after every chit, unlike you Angloid subhuman filth.Originally Posted by Fishman15
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04-27-2024, 07:40 AM #16Breaking the meta
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took cold showers for 6 month straight and will keep doin so
I got this
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04-27-2024, 08:00 AM #17Cold Hearted SOB
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What would be the point of wearing deodorant if you never go out?Originally Posted by Xtermin8fascist
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04-27-2024, 08:12 AM #18Banned
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04-27-2024, 08:25 AM #19Registered User
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if you exercise often you stink!
pro shower.There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
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04-27-2024, 09:11 AM #20Honest US Citizen
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Would sniff Mila Kunis anyway crew.
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04-27-2024, 10:02 AM #21Cold Hearted SOB
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Wincel is losing it again......Originally Posted by Xtermin8fascist
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04-27-2024, 10:17 AM #22Starvation Mode GO!
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he truly is a pathetic *******.Originally Posted by Dave22reborn
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04-27-2024, 10:22 AM #23No Agony, No Bragony
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NYPost seems to be pushing this. Lots of New Age ideas being bandied about nowadays, with all these so-called 'experts' behind them. Huh. (Btw, I am calm, the all caps was purposeful hyperbole)Originally Posted by dakensta
Washing hair daily is probably unwise. Showering depends, when I stick to cold showers my skin is healthy as can be. Hot showers? Seems like I've always got some weird blotch or blemish on my back constantly.Originally Posted by LtGoose
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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04-27-2024, 10:22 AM #24Registered User
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Originally Posted by NitrogenWidget
lol @ pseudointellectuals, and why is he searching gay porn?
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I bet your dad wishes your mom practiced better hygiene and washed out whatever didn't end up as a wet spot on the mattress, every time he sees you.Originally Posted by Xtermin8fascist
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04-27-2024, 10:34 AM #26Banned
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Originally Posted by Anachron
I bet your dad wishes your mom practiced better hygiene and washed out whatever didn't end up as a wet spot on the mattress, every time he sees you.
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04-27-2024, 11:00 AM #27Starvation Mode GO!
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because he is gay.Originally Posted by Polaris
and lol at ****uette being blocked.
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04-27-2024, 11:04 AM #28fat fukc
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Yea, I get it. Not really surprising you spend as much time as humanely possible with your ass...Originally Posted by Xtermin8fascist
Well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory...pause
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04-27-2024, 11:31 AM #29America First
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Have to agree
Constant showers with soap destory your good skin bacterias
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4 times/week should be good.39 years young (I identify as being 29)
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04-27-2024, 02:24 PM #30Cold Hearted SOB
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Sorry guy, I workout six days a week, and I'm gonna shower six days a week.Originally Posted by OGfrom06
Now go rant about "Da Jooooooz" some more.....
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