You’re not going to meet a girl to date by becoming a Som-alian pirate we

[MiscerLonely3]

I know some of you will fake that you went to So-ma-lia become a pirate and married a 10/10 18yo virgin with your X x X inch cawk. But in reality doesn’t work like that: don’t write to me write to penthouse forum something something zoo ahhh I’m cooming!!!

[BigElephant]

I get the South Park reference but not sure what else is all going on in this thread lol