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04-18-2024, 04:46 PM #1
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How would you acquire pucci if you looked like this guy?
Sniff hard as fuk when guys pass by to smell their balls crew
Don't know how to hold arms when walking crew
Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew
Order pizza and lower money from second floor in bucket crew
Bodybuilders against lifting crew
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04-18-2024, 04:47 PM #2
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04-18-2024, 05:06 PM #8
If he has a normal personality he needs to be realistic and keep trying.
He isn't hideous or freaky looking. Although that head would garner a second and third look.
If he has an incel personality or is otherwise weird it will take lots of money.The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
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04-18-2024, 05:08 PM #9
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scouting out bars on halloween for the absolute drunkest bish in town is his only chance.
that or, since you said acquire puzzy, well you didnt specify if it could be animal puzzy so i guess he could buy like a pet monkey or something.
i realize most of yall arent this sick n twisted n will judge me but im just being logistical & answering op's question.Bills crew / Bud Light crew / extra onion crew / M&P crew / lcp2 crew / ap3 crew / Trump crew / mcdonalds app crew / cat-owner crew / Tin Cup crew / self-checkout crew / country music crew / RIP snails crew
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04-18-2024, 08:31 PM #11
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Grow out my hair and wear a hat. he needs one of those abe lincoln top hat things for all that had.
Looks like some new kind of sweet potato."To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda
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04-18-2024, 10:07 PM #15
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That's Ibby without the myspace angles.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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04-19-2024, 08:04 AM #29
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No doubt when he was born, his mom pushed him out like a 90 lb white girl turd. No struggle, 30 seconds of labor. She was probably walking around like nothing happened right after. Doctor probably didn’t even tell her she can’t have sex for 5 weeks.
Pinhead just went straight outSniff hard as fuk when guys pass by to smell their balls crew
Don't know how to hold arms when walking crew
Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew
Order pizza and lower money from second floor in bucket crew
Bodybuilders against lifting crew
Mod Negs: 3
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