Facts you probably didn’t know about cats that make them the GOAT pets

[Jessejame5]

toxoplasmosis gondii enters the chat

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gtfo

[Ratfish]

didn't read anything but post 31 tbh srs frk

[dogorman7]

didn't read anything but post 31 tbh srs frk

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[jtaylor2010]

That’s why the worlds biggest moggers own pet tigers, lions and cheetahs right ?

Oh wait those are felines ……lol

I like cats….but the tiger king and Siegfried and Roy ain’t really helping your case brah.



I think cats and dogs both have a place though. I love the ride or die, unconditional love, always happy to see you energy with dogs. But I also love the free-spirit, friends with benefits, don’t give a fukk attitude with cats. Plus they’re cold-blooded assassins who will show their love by leaving corpses around your property for you. I always say that dogs help you learn what it’s like to get unconditional love, and cats help you learn what it’s like to give unconditional love. Gotta check your ego and not just love things for doing what you want them to do. Just appreciate them for what they are.

[JayJ350]

cats are gay. They belong in the basement to catch the mice.

Well that's probably why most cat guys on the internet prefer them.

[ThePump0561]

Tremendous athleticism

somebody turn this into an "IN" gif

[Cleveland33]

the cat will like anyone that feeds it

and dogs like everybody, what's your point?

[Godfrd824]

I bet y'all didn't know that all cats are hasidic jews.

[swolefnatic]

#8: Cats increase your chances of securing new and fresh p*ssy

[nn586]

if you die at home, they will begin to consume you immediately. Starting with the head. Within the week, your entire head will be gone. Fact.

So will a dog. If my pets feed on me, so be it. I'll be dead anyway. Ded srs




Have 2 cats -- orange and black. Orange one is a pain in the dick sometimes but love them both. Also have a german shephard ded srs.

[HairyWBush]

Dogs rule cats drool

it's factually the opposite

[Xtermin8fascist]

LOL @ Angloids and their need to manipulate animals for their own emotional insecurities

pathetic