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Thread: Would you bang me ?
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03-28-2024, 04:47 AM #1
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03-28-2024, 04:50 AM #2
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03-28-2024, 05:01 AM #3
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03-28-2024, 05:06 AM #4
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03-28-2024, 05:09 AM #5
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03-28-2024, 05:09 AM #6
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Saggy fupa or panus. You decide.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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03-28-2024, 05:09 AM #7
If I was a girl i would not find you attractive - then again there's probably some girl out there that finds you attractive.
It's like how you can meet a cute girl and find her perfectly attractive coz you're a guy and she's a girl, but then when she's next to a HBB she just gets mogged.
Except that you're the one who is destined to be mogged."It's hard to be yourself in a world filled with haters" - WiseOldApe.
"Why be anything when you can be an influencer?" - WiseOldApe.
"It's not about what is said - it's about who it is said by" - WiseOldApe.
"People strive for equality, once they attain it, they fight for superiority" - WiseOldApe.
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03-28-2024, 05:12 AM #8
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03-28-2024, 05:57 AM #9
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03-28-2024, 06:20 AM #10
Only if you rub raw meat and butter all over me.
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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03-28-2024, 06:39 AM #11
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03-28-2024, 06:40 AM #12
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03-28-2024, 06:55 AM #13
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03-28-2024, 06:57 AM #14
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03-28-2024, 06:57 AM #15*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-28-2024, 07:00 AM #16
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03-28-2024, 07:01 AM #17*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-28-2024, 07:04 AM #18
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03-28-2024, 07:06 AM #19*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-28-2024, 07:07 AM #20
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03-28-2024, 07:11 AM #21*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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03-28-2024, 07:19 AM #22
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03-28-2024, 07:32 AM #23*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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