I was just in the McDonald’s drive thru, and I asked for a free small water at the window with my BOGO Double Cheeseburgers. The 50 year old Jamaican lady looked me in eye and said, “Baby I’ll give you anything you want” and looked at me with a little smirk.
Not gonna lie, although I wasn’t attracted to her, I did feel my penis move a little bit. After about 5 seconds of fully locked eyes, I told her I’ll take a large Coke Zero.
I guess I’ve made it bros. Reps all around!
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03-26-2024, 03:20 PM #1Registered User
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You’re good looking if random people give you free things
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03-26-2024, 03:21 PM #2Registered User
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03-26-2024, 03:22 PM #3By Kingdom Come
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BS. I’m ugly, but have a good personality and I’m likable so people give me free **** all the time
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03-26-2024, 03:32 PM #4Zealot from the housetops
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I always feel funny about it, like they are stealing from their employer.
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03-26-2024, 03:38 PM #5This is the end...
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"Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar
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03-26-2024, 03:40 PM #6Registered User
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Grats on the sex
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03-26-2024, 03:42 PM #7Investing the difference
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Like when some simp offers to take a girl on an all-expenses paid destination wedding trip and she refuses to give him so much as a hand job or acknowledge his existence as a male
That girl is probably good lookingBy reading this post you acknowledge r32gojirra is an online persona and all posts by r32gojirra are satirical in nature. Comments by r32gojirra shall not reflect on the integrity and morals of the author portraying the online character nor any professional or contractual affiliates of the author.
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03-26-2024, 03:45 PM #8Registered User
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She was sexy, not enough for me to actually take on the trip once I so sobered up though.Originally Posted by r32gojirra
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03-26-2024, 04:27 PM #9Registered User
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It could. Was she hot?Originally Posted by ScrillaIsBake
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03-26-2024, 04:28 PM #10Registered User
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There is a lot to unpack here.
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03-26-2024, 04:30 PM #11
Yep. Im ugly confirmed. Thx for lying to me mommy.
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03-26-2024, 04:31 PM #12Registered User
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Would you have stuck it in once?Originally Posted by ScrillaIsBake
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03-26-2024, 04:32 PM #13Registered User
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Can confirm i was large coke
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03-26-2024, 04:33 PM #142010 OG Miscer
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Nah she was older, fat and groce srsOriginally Posted by OliverHeldens
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03-26-2024, 04:36 PM #15Registered User
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03-26-2024, 04:43 PM #16Investing the difference
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The decision wasn’t yours, she had already rejected you. CheersOriginally Posted by OliverHeldens
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03-26-2024, 04:48 PM #17Skitzo
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OP realized that everyone knows he's an incel larper so he doesn't even try with his fake stories anymore
I walk around like I got a S on my chest
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03-26-2024, 04:49 PM #18Registered User
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I stopped by a pet store today to pick something up for my puppers. Walked up to the register where this 4/10 Ltc sloot was and said "can you tell me where the dog treats are?".....her reply was "h-h-h-hiiiii. I'll show you" walked me over them and said "when you pick what you want come back up and see me...uhh eerrr uuhhh I mean I'll ring you out."
She then gave me 4 bags of dog food, a dog bed, and a new leash for free so can totally confirm.
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03-26-2024, 04:50 PM #19Registered User
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made me lol.
yea, I get free or discounted coffee a lot, or did until I got even fatter than I was.Peaceful warrior in Christ.
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03-26-2024, 04:53 PM #20Registered User
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I mean, what coul I possibly be lying about here? $3 BOGO Double Cheeseburgers? A 50 year old Jamaican lady? It's not like I'm exactly talking a big game here....Originally Posted by thursdayParty1
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03-26-2024, 06:31 PM #21Entire NYPD should go on
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I’m so good looking, people like the Jamaican lady you described don’t even exist to me. I wouldn’t even have recalled an encounter like that. But it’s good that people in the lower rungs can still make each other feel good. I guess?
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
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Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
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03-26-2024, 06:57 PM #22Registered Cat
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Things that happened
Those cups are on inventory and get counted periodically. She did not give you a large cup for free
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03-26-2024, 06:59 PM #23Registered User
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I was in the McDs drive thru. She was the person who gave me my (delicious) Double Cheeseburgers. I couldn't exactly ignore her existence.Originally Posted by Smegmalion
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03-26-2024, 06:59 PM #24Registered User
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She ain't getting fired over a single missing cup. She shot her shot.Originally Posted by FelixTheCat1919
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03-26-2024, 07:14 PM #25Diste Lce↊ - t
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damn not good, no one ever gives me free things
edit: a few have, don't want to discount their kindnessLast edited by Rul3; 03-26-2024 at 08:55 PM.
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03-26-2024, 07:55 PM #26Registered User
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OP's mom gave me a free blowjob. Does that count?
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03-26-2024, 08:06 PM #27
I found that if youre really good looking, people are more cold than nice. Although some will be nice if they have common grounds with you. Theyre only nice to the ones that look easy.
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03-26-2024, 08:10 PM #28Banned
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Yah this is lameOriginally Posted by thursdayParty1
Could have at least made it seem like he dogged the old bitch out in her 1999 dodge caravan smh
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03-26-2024, 08:11 PM #29Registered User
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She probably wanted to give you free food because she thought you were homeless.
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03-26-2024, 08:16 PM #30Registered User
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I got a free McFlurry once, but it was from a dude, so I guess I have mixed feelings about it.
Also nohomo but are you naked in your avatar?
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