Proof I’m not Katy’s paid shill (pics) (brootal) (lolz)

[swordplay76]

Why are you obsessed with this Katy sloot?

[BrooksKoepka]

Why are you obsessed with this Katy sloot?

Like I said many many times she had me at hello when I met her in Scottsdale over 2 years ago. She’s 100x more charming, beautiful, and cute irl than in photos/videos. Can’t say the same for her coworkers.

[MrSchons]

Dear Katy, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuk it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Katy
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground chit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the chit you did with Rawkus too, that chit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is DAN

[akferd]

Holy fuk... you mean this dude is not a troll?

Misc needs to be shut down for good. And Dan should be on a few watch lists.

[dabbmw2002]

Holy fuk... you mean this dude is not a troll?

Misc needs to be shut down for good. And Dan should be on a few watch lists.

You know when people say they never saw ut coming? Well, we saw it coming. Misc back in the news for a murder suicide!

[OnlyHope]

Update 3

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MAN I AM ABSOLUTELY DED, BEST THREAD OF THE MONTH

But seriously, you're obviously aware of the fact the real model/pr0nstar 99.9% of the time never actually respond and there is a Pajeet in Mumbai writing generic crap getting paid $2/hr and some even use ChatGPT premium, but there are 23443243242 simps out there who clearly don't. A fool and his money are soon parted.

[BrooksKoepka]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MAN I AM ABSOLUTELY DED, BEST THREAD OF THE MONTH

But seriously, you're obviously aware of the fact the real model/pr0nstar 99.9% of the time never actually respond and there is a Pajeet in Mumbai writing generic crap getting paid $2/hr and some even use ChatGPT premium, but there are 23443243242 simps out there who clearly don't. A fool and his money are soon parted.

Thank you GOAT hahaha!! Welcome back! It’s so lame bruh. I just want to text with the real Katy once in a while. I can jerk off to the same pics I already have of her every day.

[tendies]

Thank you GOAT hahaha!! Welcome back! It’s so lame bruh. I just want to text with the real Katy once in a while. I can jerk off to the same pics I already have of her every day.

chatting with her Indian assistant isn't going to get you anywhere. Your only hope is to track her down in person. Who knows, she might be so impressed with your dedication that she might just want to be your gf.

[BrooksKoepka]

chatting with her Indian assistant isn't going to get you anywhere. Your only hope is to track her down in person. Who knows, she might be so impressed with your dedication that she might just want to be your gf.

Yeah im not stupid enough to think that’s gonna happen. I’m not ready to have any girlfriend at the moment. I just want to chat with the real Katy on OF as a super simp and ask her some questions from time to time.

[Ayz33]

Bro when I say this I am not joking even a shred of a %. You are a sad, pathetic loser who needs serious help

[HairyWBush]

Bro when I say this I am not joking even a shred of a %. You are a sad, pathetic loser who needs serious help

this guy even made up having a girlfriend

[BrooksKoepka]

Bro when I say this I am not joking even a shred of a %. You are a sad, pathetic loser who needs serious help

Am I or Katy (her team) in the wrong here? What would you do if you were her (her team)?

[MrSchons]

Bump for KatyGTP

[mryamamoto]

Wow, I am actually glad that Brooks was unbanned. He was playing the long game with all these Katy threads and delivered a new misc classic. I hope it's a troll but either way, LMAO

staying banned would of been for his own benefit.

dude is getting the attention he wants with his stalker threads.

[Kewbrah]

This is certainly an interesting case.

[jmal2000]

holy **** text game is cringe bro, are you trying to get with katy or what

[claudio_snchz]

Brah why don't you just pony up the $300 and get the VIP treatment? $300 is nothing, that's not even a bar tab with a small group of brahs at a dive bar. Like what the fuk lmao.

Pony up for VIP and have her write "I wanna blow u Brooks" on a spoon and send it to you for the lulz

[azzspankr]

Damn, Daniel

[LuigiMiami631]

This guy needs to be in prison like ASAP. Wait this coming year where Katy gets murdered by this bumbling retard and wearing her skin like a suit.

Already reported to the NSA.

[kengriffeyjr24]

obligatory

[kengriffeyjr24]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MAN I AM ABSOLUTELY DED, BEST THREAD OF THE MONTH

But seriously, you're obviously aware of the fact the real model/pr0nstar 99.9% of the time never actually respond and there is a Pajeet in Mumbai writing generic crap getting paid $2/hr and some even use ChatGPT premium, but there are 23443243242 simps out there who clearly don't. A fool and his money are soon parted.

bruh when ONLYHOPE thinks you are pathetic that should be a warning sign of how rock bottom you are (srs)

[FAPhaggot]

In b4 Katy's demise.

[explosiveMidget]

Brooks favorite song to play when he's driving around stalking Katy:

This dude has put some serious time into this troll. It's super scary but kind of commendable the amount of effort going into it.

Maybe because he's not trolling and is legitimately obsessed with Katy?

[ClivesTriceps]

Like I said many many times she had me at hello when I met her in Scottsdale over 2 years ago. She’s 100x more charming, beautiful, and cute irl than in photos/videos. Can’t say the same for her coworkers.

You're legitimately creepy as fuk. You need to be on a watch list, at the every least, a restraining order.