Bros that live with women

[dingler]

Where does all the toilet paper go? I swear my wife uses and entire roll every day. Like wtf. What do they do with it all?

Also, expect huge movement in the markets today.

Source: trust me bro

[Pussipoppin]

I use way more than my girl. I use both toilet paper and wet wipes. I need my ass to be squeaky clean

Y’all ever hear your girl fart in her sleep? My girl farted like 3 times last night. Sometimes it lowkey turns me on

[atgbrahsrs]

Through Occam's Razor I have reached the following conclusion for your situation:

1. Your wife has been ploughed by every guy in her social circle. As a result, her anus is so loose so proportionally a lot more human excrement comes out.

2. Toilet paper is known to be a low class activity as proper cleanliness is next to impossible to be achieved. Wet fragranced wipes or bidet is what a proper subject should use.

3. Strongly reconsider your asset allocation with name "wife". Genetic intermixing is Level 5 Biohazard, therefore subpar offspring results poses a considerable risk. Please note - this doesn't even take into account the biohazard your "wife" produces.


Best,

Eugenic Council

[MiscMathematician]

TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.

[Godfrd824]

Where does all the toilet paper go? I swear my wife uses and entire roll every day. Like wtf. What do they do with it all?

Also, expect huge movement in the markets today.

Source: trust me bro

Gross. Also, get a bidet or two.

[Pats2022SBwin]

TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.

Time to fap....

[PhiloSquid]

it's true, anytime ive been in a relationship where we are either living together or they are over here often, my TP expense goes up 10x.

They wipe every time they pee, and use an absurd amount of paper.

Meanwhile I have a bidet, and with no female visitors a roll lasts me like a month

[PowerPal]

bet u wish u were gay
ph aggot

[stevebec]

As near as I can tell, it gets converted into hair that is then left everywhere. On the floor, in the drains, etc.

[naich]

TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.

A quick customer review check will inform you of who's DNA is in there.

[achtungpanzer]

Get a bidet, you only need a few sheets of tp to dry your angus.

[Schnitzl]

I ordered a 200 pack toilet paper crate. Best decision ever, can't be fukt picking one up from the store every 2 weeks. This one will easily last 4-6 months.

[4everalone]

Oozing pusies require paper tissue brah

[lightsarefallin]

You know, I've never actually noticed directly. I guess they have to wipe every time they rock a piss so it can go quickly. Maybe tell your wife to unspool a bit less. I used to unspool a lot of TP to wipe my bung but now I'll do 2 squares at a time. Godly way of saving TP!