Where does all the toilet paper go? I swear my wife uses and entire roll every day. Like wtf. What do they do with it all?
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Thread: Bros that live with women
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03-26-2024, 05:49 AM #1
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03-26-2024, 05:51 AM #2
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03-26-2024, 05:54 AM #3
Through Occam's Razor I have reached the following conclusion for your situation:
1. Your wife has been ploughed by every guy in her social circle. As a result, her anus is so loose so proportionally a lot more human excrement comes out.
2. Toilet paper is known to be a low class activity as proper cleanliness is next to impossible to be achieved. Wet fragranced wipes or bidet is what a proper subject should use.
3. Strongly reconsider your asset allocation with name "wife". Genetic intermixing is Level 5 Biohazard, therefore subpar offspring results poses a considerable risk. Please note - this doesn't even take into account the biohazard your "wife" produces.
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03-26-2024, 06:00 AM #4
TP roll was in every room. She used them as regular tissues. She'd also use balls instead of a couple folded peices. During her periods, she'd use it if she didnt feel like putting on a pad. Bathroom garbage which I never used was filled with balled up TP at the end of most weeks as well. Not sure what was on those.
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03-26-2024, 06:01 AM #5
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03-26-2024, 06:10 AM #6
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03-26-2024, 06:16 AM #7
it's true, anytime ive been in a relationship where we are either living together or they are over here often, my TP expense goes up 10x.
They wipe every time they pee, and use an absurd amount of paper.
Meanwhile I have a bidet, and with no female visitors a roll lasts me like a month"we cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain"
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03-26-2024, 06:20 AM #8
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03-26-2024, 06:40 AM #9
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03-26-2024, 06:43 AM #12
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03-26-2024, 07:00 AM #13
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03-26-2024, 07:18 AM #14
You know, I've never actually noticed directly. I guess they have to wipe every time they rock a piss so it can go quickly. Maybe tell your wife to unspool a bit less. I used to unspool a lot of TP to wipe my bung but now I'll do 2 squares at a time. Godly way of saving TP!
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