if I was homeless and needed food I would eat DoorDash all day

[mrdot]

Dress up as a delivery driver and go to the store to "pick up" an order and then devour it as soon as I exit the place

Brb chipotle and popeyes fried chicken every day

[uhohspaghetteos]

I would eat fruits and nuts from the grocery store

[Pats2022SBwin]

Dress up as a delivery driver and go to the store to "pick up" an order and then devour it as soon as I exit the place

Brb chipotle and popeyes fried chicken every day

How does one dress up as a delivery driver? Do they have a uniform?

[Slamt]

Aside from dumbass places like Chipotle who just leaves your order on the counter, the store usually asks you to show your phone of the order.

[BrianDaMan]

Just wait out front of any apartment building and you can get plenty of orders. Not like the delivery drivers check ID, they'll just say "are you Jeff?" and you just nod yes and grab the food before Jeff can take the elevator down.

[TryingMen]

Or you could actually DoorDash instead of being a parasite

[2020Wellness]

Or you could actually DoorDash instead of being a parasite

This, and eat bits of each order before delivering.

I just lol at people who use DoorDash and don’t think this type of thing happens to their food. Disgusting. And they pay a premium for it too.

[mrdot]

How does one dress up as a delivery driver? Do they have a uniform?

they look like npcs



you would just walk in with a food bag lol

[outfoxxed]

Some people literally walk for door dash no joke. There are some people who are so lazy they’d rather pay someone to walk 2 blocks than pick it up themselves