Health scare thread

[Rul3]

currently, besides some/a lot of muscular and joint aches, nothing

[Immichaelski]

Broke a rubber with a prostitute was sweating bullets for 6 months straight it actually caused me terrible anxiety one of the reasons I gave upwhoreing.

Happened to me too once and got a bad bacterial infection. Was scared of sex for the longest time after that too. I barely even did stuff like that too and wore protective gear so all I can imagine is how many people out there have stuff unless that was a one in a million thing. Even told the Bish and she was like it wasn’t me. I’m like whatever. I think they have bacteria deep In them or something abx ic they cum you might get it or something. I also have a huge penor hole. Probably could stick sone peoples pinky inside it

[InVentive44]

I had a terrible virus

[Immichaelski]

you probably distributed the impact over your entire body. 5d chess move. if you landed on one foot prob would have shattered your ankle.

Yeah my body got pretty beat up in football. Didn’t even make it too far either but it was violent down here from age like 10 through high school. Broke my arm before the tenth grade year and already wasn’t playing that much. Was a dummy running back though and man I’d be black and blue all over my whole body. Planned on walking on in college but college was the gayest thing ever

[frankdtank20]

Big STD scares (AIDS/Herpes) that turned out to be nothing thank the Lord

Thought I had an abscess but it went away randomly. Thought I was gonna say bye to a chunk of my leg

Thought I was having a heart attack once on a first date srs lol had her take me to the ER

A chick I was dating years ago told me she had chlamydia after a doctor visit. I had been rawdogging her for a couple of months, so her doc wrote out a script of antibiotics for me too. One HIV scare, but not from sex. From working in health care at the time.

A condom broke on me after smashing a chick for a few weeks. That's when she decided to tell me she had herpes. She took meds to keep breakouts away, but still not cool. Getting tested fully sucks.

[IPoopStandingUp]

I thought I was pooping out blood but it turns out it was just the animal I forgot was stuffed up in there had died and was leaking out. Huge relief

[r32gojirra]

There’s a miscer I haven’t seen in a minute

[ectobruh]

Used to take preworkouts for over a decade. One day my heart started pounding fast AF on a regular dose. Got bad palpitations and chest pains. Doc said avoid pres at all costs. Fukkin sucks because I would be lifting like a psychopath.

[LinuxJon]

Found a lump on my head that looked like it could be skin cancer.

Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."

We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.

Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.

After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"

Wtf

[AshWar]

Newf@gs have no idea who OP is

[Bodhy]

Found a lump on my head that looked like it could be skin cancer.

Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."

We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.

Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.

After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"

Wtf

That suck ass of them to leave you in suspense like that.


I had a similar thing. I felt a lump on the back of my head and if it was melanoma, it would have metastasized directly to my brain. It was ultimately nothing and passed a fully body skin check without any abnomalies, but fuk....if that was a melanoma, that could have been the end of the Bodhster.