Health scare thread

[YeahImMad]

Post your heath scares/health anxieties/resolutions etc
That is all

[explosiveMidget]

Last scare started of as quinsy which I thought was just a sore throat and ended up hospitalized when it turned into sepsis which spread all over my body the doctor said it was miracle I lived considering how long I left it.

[GaryRidgway]

Banged some sloot and found out she was a vaxcel. I thought I was gonna die. Gave up sex forever after that.

[viccruise420]

When I was 13, I thought I had breast cancer as a male and thought I was going to die and be humiliated af on my deathbed

turns out it was cysts in the nips from puberty

[kimm4]

Breast cancer scare at 38. Hardest part was waiting for the biopsy results...

[thursdayParty1]

I never really cared for my health and chit has worked out thus far, knock on wood

Went to a dentist after 4yrs and teeth are fine despite my smoking. Blood levels are good too

Feels good having mogger genes

[Redfish225]

Post your heath scares/health anxieties/resolutions etc
That is all

Yooooooo!!!

Where tf you been?


Edit: I’m terrified of getting explosive diarrhea

[stevebec]

Holy necro Batman! Four year break?

[SirFapsAIot]

welcome back

[FarmersSon]

Sometimes a health scare is better than the alternative. Wife had a lump on her thyroid that started out as a health scare. We did ultrasounds for a couple years. Once it got to a certain size they wanted to do a biopsy. First one (or two?) came back negative. A year or two later one came back atypical. Did the first surgery to remove half her thyroid along with another biopsy that was conclusive that it was cancer. Did another surgery to get the other half. No recurrences for 6 or 8 years so that's good at least.

[stevemckenna]

Cracked my skull on the pavement whilst getting a naked shoulder ride.

[PShift5]

I noticed changes in my breathing after living in a basement for over a year, I sometimes get this short term dyslexia and chronic fatigue/ detachment from reality feeling which i think stems from lack of oxygen to my brain from my lung issues but idk wtf it is. I don't even smoke maybe it's lung cancer who fuking knows I can't be bothered to go to the doctor and check fuk it

[stevebec]

Got a small sore lump in my nutsack. Pretty sure it's from the dog jumping on me a while back but gonna get it checked out next week.

[YeahImMad]

Yooooooo!!!

Where tf you been?


Edit: I’m terrified of getting explosive diarrhea

On spread with you from like 5 years ago lolz

[Kormo]

My kidneys don't work. Don't give a chit. Enjoying life. It's not even on my mind that my days are numbered. if I get a successful transplant. That is a bonus

[Redfish225]

On spread with you from like 5 years ago lolz

lmao!

Glad to see you back.

[Kormo]

I dm'd you once OP. Do you remember that?

[Fang2]

Nothing too bad

[swordplay76]

Sometimes a health scare is better than the alternative. Wife had a lump on her thyroid that started out as a health scare. We did ultrasounds for a couple years. Once it got to a certain size they wanted to do a biopsy. First one (or two?) came back negative. A year or two later one came back atypical. Did the first surgery to remove half her thyroid along with another biopsy that was conclusive that it was cancer. Did another surgery to get the other half. No recurrences for 6 or 8 years so that's good at least.

Well, that's good. I almost got herpes from a woman once (almost). Almost slept with her, but she broke down crying and told me she had herpes before I did (so I didn't sleep with her). Ended up just holding her the whole night with clothes on.

[SirFapsAIot]

thought i had a hemmy and needed surgery, turned out not to be true

[Sevenlionz]

Big STD scares (AIDS/Herpes) that turned out to be nothing thank the Lord

Thought I had an abscess but it went away randomly. Thought I was gonna say bye to a chunk of my leg

Thought I was having a heart attack once on a first date srs lol had her take me to the ER

[Azrairc]

did a US for stomach pain, found a large mass on my liver and schedule MRI 1 month later. Turned out to be a shadow or something and nothing was on my liver

[BigTimeOperator]

I had a sinus infection last week and got on steroids and antibiotics which cleared it up, but now I have a condition called 'Geographic Tongue" I'm afraid my immune system is toast or something.

[Basedbaby]

Broke a rubber with a prostitute was sweating bullets for 6 months straight it actually caused me terrible anxiety one of the reasons I gave upwhoreing.

[frankdtank20]

For about a week when I was a freshman in high school we thought I had cancer. When my parents told me was the only time I ever saw my dad wearing sunglasses in the house. After further testing, false alarm.

Years ago I was in the backseat in a near fatal car accident, no seat belt on. I was banged up good, had some scars on my face that eventually went away, double vision for a couple months. The most intense workout soreness x50 over a lot of my body. More details, but that's enough.

Less than a decade later I got hit by a SUV while out running. Thankfully it had just lightly rained, as I slid a long distance after the dude hit the brakes. Not any kind of fun I'd recommend. Too many details.

[uneducated]

I have high blood pressure. I am managing it with meds, but my kidneys are not great. I also have a hypertrophic heart, which might give me issues someday.

[Immichaelski]

When I was younger I got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to parachute off of my parents roof using a bed sheet. I was making a practice run and slipped and fell bouncing off of two roofs and landed on my stomach. I couldn’t feel anything but could see the blood coming out of my mouth. It was new years and I was alone but could hear the fireworks going off in the background as I thought to myself great. Everyone is having fun and here I am paralyzed. Then I could feel the bad pain in my stomach and crawled to my bedroom where I began to drink again. Hurt for a little while but somehow I was ok I think

[SuperHercules]

Are you still mad?

[elterrible987]

thought i had anal warts but pretty sure its just a skin tag

[elterrible987]

When I was younger I got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to parachute off of my parents roof using a bed sheet. I was making a practice run and slipped and fell bouncing off of two roofs and landed on my stomach. I couldn’t feel anything but could see the blood coming out of my mouth. It was new years and I was alone but could hear the fireworks going off in the background as I thought to myself great. Everyone is having fun and here I am paralyzed. Then I could feel the bad pain in my stomach and crawled to my bedroom where I began to drink again. Hurt for a little while but somehow I was ok I think

you probably distributed the impact over your entire body. 5d chess move. if you landed on one foot prob would have shattered your ankle.