Big Stock Market dump coming after 2PM today

[dingler]

Quite the dump. Awesome thread OP.

[JerkinOff]

Just out of curiosity, what is the point of these threads? The bear porn that OP always posts, what is the point of it? Not trying to be a smart ass, just a genuine question.

OP, answer da question u geek

[OliverHeldens]

Quite the dump. Awesome thread OP.

Press conference is at 2:30pm. The real fireworks haven't even begun yet

[Titansfan08]

He meant 2pm a month from now

[ParsleyTea]

I'd never make it as a day trader either.

[ThatGuy950]

Sounds like they’re hodling

[PectoralBrah]

inb4 op is wrong yet again

[stevebec]

OTOH, BabyGooGooGaaGaa swears war is imminent.

[boomerhumour]

I'm confused as to why markets are up. Yes they are forecasting a slightly higher GDP. But they are also forecasting interest rates will be slightly higher for longer. Am i the only one who actually reads the summary of economic projections? Page 9 of 17 is bearish no?

[twovalvekid]

Jesus. The humanity. What will we all do with this massif dump?

[Destor]

The timing was just a bit off, you can see the market dump here right before 2pm

[ButtSmithers]

After op’s bitcoin going to zero threads one would think op would self ban and never post again out of shame, but… here he is again…

Just lol if you think those make his top 3 most embarrassing threads

[Reserrection]

Inb4 delete

[sooby]

meanwhile the Nasdaq and the Dow Jones are almost up 1% today.

lol. i'll give OP this, the market took a huge spike at around 2pm, so whatever OP says literally the exact opposite happens.

[dingler]

Press conference is at 2:30pm. The real fireworks haven't even begun yet

All I see is green.

[Slamt]

I'm confused as to why markets are up. Yes they are forecasting a slightly higher GDP. But they are also forecasting interest rates will be slightly higher for longer. Am i the only one who actually reads the summary of economic projections? Page 9 of 17 is bearish no?

Economic Projects =/= stock market

It's all about positioning,

too many ****gy bears like OP = market up.

This only goes down when OP pukes up his shorts at highs lulz

[PectoralBrah]

Inb4 thread delete.

This is like 20th time op has been wrong. Trading isn’t for you

[mulletwarrior]

Thanks for the insider tip, OP.

I just got done liquidating my 401(k) (I'm going to take the tax hit because tax hit is better than all my stonks going to $0) as well as my other non-tax-deferred brokerage accounting. I am investing all of it in MoonCoin as that is the only hedge I am aware of against inflation.

OP, just wanted to thank you for the tip. My wife has now left me and took what little assets we have. I am now on the street and trying to figure out what current market rate is for letting some jogger rip apart my azz. Hoping to make enough money to buy a tent and some ramen noodles.

Also goodbye misc, I am pawning my cell phone.

[sooby]

OP, just wanted to thank you for the tip. My wife has now left me and took what little assets we have. I am now on the street and trying to figure out what current market rate is for letting some jogger rip apart my azz. Hoping to make enough money to buy a tent and some ramen noodles.

Also goodbye misc, I am pawning my cell phone.

bout tree fiddy

[TryingMen]

LMAO it has literally exploded up since 2 pm

Does OP ever get tired of being a douchebag ph aggot?

[mrowe8]

OP is the most consistently wrong financial source on the internet. If you always do the opposite of whatever he says, you can retire young. I think it explains why he is giving his advice and analysis on a teenage body building site as opposed to working in the actual financial sector.

[MinisterOfLust]

It's 3:41 in the East coast now

[proudmanlet]

to be fair the next time the market dumps it will be after 2pm today

[Drhunglow]

LMAO it has literally exploded up since 2 pm

Does OP ever get tired of being a douchebag ph aggot?

Anyone can be wrong about a call like this but OP has said this,

13 week T Bills are paying 5.25% every 13 weeks right now. He can do a lot better than $400k per year, and there's zero risk.

He thought T-Bills pay 20% a year. How can someone who acts as a finance expert think that? It seems more like he has never had any savings at all let alone a massive portfolio of investments.

[aranadiscoteca]

OP is the most consistently wrong financial source on the internet. If you always do the opposite of whatever he says, you can retire young. I think it explains why he is giving his advice and analysis on a teenage body building site as opposed to working in the actual financial sector.

Truth. Inverse OliverHeldons to the moon!

[300Lane1]

Oliver & Sam should have a competition to see who's the worst at everything.

[theraskal]

I'm confused as to why markets are up. Yes they are forecasting a slightly higher GDP. But they are also forecasting interest rates will be slightly higher for longer. Am i the only one who actually reads the summary of economic projections? Page 9 of 17 is bearish no?

because the Liberal Spending FAUX CONservative DO NOTHINGS will CRY and COMPLAIN like they do about everything else while taking NO ACTION and so will just keep on SPENDING which keeps fueling the TRICKLE UP CAPITALIST System....so that's why Markets are UP and da BEARS are always WRONG and why the STOCK MARKET keeps going UP year after year after year after year after year...........

SHORTING is a short path to the POOR HOUSE

[Abzu]

I'm about to buy some more puts on the S&P though lol.

[Thebigzub]

Enough said...

[looxmatter]

OP in reality. The market already priced in a hawkish fed and fed openly admitted previously that the road to 2% will be bumpy. Powell came out as dovish because the dot plots didn't move much. Should of bought calls boyo.