Crop Circles Are Made by a Bunch of Nerds Who Never Had a gf Their Whole Lives

[ChristmasFnatic]

They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doing it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.

Cant believe several years ago, there was a multi page here about Miscers talking about it.

[JayJ350]

Cool story but we all know who is really responsible

[Voidgaze]

Cool story but we all know who is really responsible

Thank you. I worked really hard on them

[jimbob007]

Two of the pioneers came from my region.

[proudmanlet]

so miscers?

[headturner1]

Why can’t they get girlfriends?

[Jasonw1178]

Meanwhile I made a cum circle around their mom's anus.

[squat_blaster]

Wait. I thought nerds were just copying the aliens who were using it to map out how to best harvest humans.

[crupiea]

I thought that for a long time but in all the time I have been on the misc, tons of young guys who would be the type to make crop circles, I have never heard of someone saying they are making them.

You would think these brits would be laughing it up when they made them but not a single guy has come forward.

of course many are made by college students and the like but it doesnt seem they all are when they start analyzing the nodes and all that. Its much more than just smashed wheat.

Then there are the actual farmers. they all have dogs so there really is no way a bunch of guys are just going to walk into a random farmers field in the middle of the night without getting challenged.

Seems to me these are some sort of space based laser calibration thing much more than a couple old drunks or frat bros.

[jimbone21]

Yeah no. Look up some of the crop circles and tell me how they made this all in one night without being seen. Not only that, but the stalks of the crops and the blades of grass aren't broken but are carefully bent. Idiots with 2x4s and rope aren't doing these.

[ChristmasFnatic]

Yeah no. Look up some of the crop circles and tell me how they made this all in one night without being seen. Not only that, but the stalks of the crops and the blades of grass aren't broken but are carefully bent. Idiots with 2x4s and rope aren't doing these.

Who then? Harvard grads with 2x4?

[headturner1]

Who then? Harvard grads with 2x4?

How certain are you that this was a male? They got these Scandinavian women who can jump clean over me.